Organization XIII Switch

((I think we all know that by now, Ukali. XD;

P.S., Do you have anything else I can call you? =3 Ukali sounds so... Formal...))

 

Already, the other three girls had managed to pull Kiki off, who was now clawing the floor and crying for Axel.

"I just wanna hug him!

"You can do it another time!"

"But this'll probobly be our only and last visit to Castle oblvion!"

"You're over-reacting again, Kiki!"

Kiki somehow managed to get out of everyones way and grasp and cling/hug Axel again. There were several claw marks on the tiled floors of the kitchen.

 

OOC: I have no other nicknames. Only Ukali. Well... there was that one time I was called Susan, but I don't like that nickname. UK works, and that is about the only nickname I have.
Oh, and Doubledude, USE CORRECT GRAMMAR, ACTUALLY POST POST THAT ARE ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTING, AND SPELL CORRECTLY! IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO ANY OF THOSE, THEN GET OUT!

 

OOC:and doubledude you might wanna use qoutation marks cause I have no idea what Luxord is saying or what Luxord is doing.

 

(ooc://Honestly, doubledude, Ukali's right; it's not that hard to follow the rules of proper English grammar and spelling.)

Vexen peeked out from under his bed, where he had been hiding. He could still hear the female chatterboxes all around him, but at least he now had an idea of their stupidity. After all, real flesh-and-blood people couldn't touch Nobodies, right? (ooc://See Twilight Town: Second Visit if you think I'm wrong.) And I've got to check on that cure, after all.

Vexen stepped out of the room, drawing squeals of glee from a tribe of the little horrors down the hallway. They rushed at him, but he made a few inexperienced, clumsy feints with Marluxia's scythe (he almost tripped himself... why was Marluxia's scythe so bothersomely long?) and they scattered with screams; even fangirls know a very sharp, dangerous object when they see it. In this manner, he managed to make his way through the Castle without any serious mishap.

(ooc://Notice how I used the word "serious.")

 

Saix(Zexion) glared at the fangirls as he turned around.
Twitch. Twitch.
He stomped closer, hands clenched.
"GET OUT!" he shouted. Grabbing several of them, he threw them out of the window (ouch). The rest he summoned his book and whacked them into oblivion.

 

((I saw that comin' XD

DD: Yeah... They're right... -_-' I can hardly understand a word you're saying...))

Xigbar(Axel) let out a little whimper as Kiki grabbed onto him again. "Look, kid... No offense, but you're waaaay too young for me! It would just be... Ya know... WRONG!" He started trying to pull her loose again. "OKAY! You can let go of me now!" he shouted, panicked once more.

 

Saix(Zexion) grabbed Kiki and threw her on the ground. Towering over her, he summoned an illusion keyblade and pointed at her.
"GET OUT!" he shouted, spit flying out of his mouth.
OOC: OH NO! MY LITTLE SISTERS ARE WATCHING THAT STUPID BARBIE MOVIE! SOMEONE! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!

 

((RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE HIT THE DECK!!!!!!! DX))

Xigbar(Axel) glanced up at Saix(Zexion). "Th-thanks, Saix, I owe you one..." he whimpered.

 

ok luxord wakes up and looks for someone to play poker with

 

Kiki whimpered, sitting up. Her cap had fallen off, and 2 antenne had sprung up with a small glowing green ball on each end. She squeeled and pushed then down with her hands. But they sprung right back up. Larxene then entered, punching Saixc down for no reason. "Alright, whats going on?" She snarled, glaring at Xigbar(Axel). Kiki shuffled over to Larxene and stood up, holding her cloak with fright from Saix. "The guy with the X scares me.." She whimpered. The blonde poked one of Kiki's antenne. "SWEET! Im no the only one with antenne" She cheered before crossing her arms and getting out of her cheerful mood.

 

Xemnas his under his bed when he herd the fan girls comming. After that he stayed there..... very afraid and feeling very violated. How dare they come in to his world, his home even dared to enter his room!!! He had herd them searching around.... a few of them even going so far as to search his underwear drawers from the sounds of things... with all this said and done though he continued to hide... parinoid of what could possibly happen to him if they returned thinking him the weak water boy who women for some reason beyond his comprehsion adored and admired and he even occasionally heard thought was a total 'hottie.'

Or so he had overheard.....

 

Saix(Zexion) tumbled down to the ground, and stood back up. Brushing himself off, he glared at Kiki and pulled out his book again, along with a pair of scissors.
"Time to snip those antennae off," he said, smirking evilly.

 

Kiki screamed, hiding behind Larxene more. "Don't you dare Zexion! And don't forget about touching antenne!" She hissed, making the impresion of an explosion with her hands and making the sound affects of it. She zapped Saix(Zexion) before picking him up and swinging him against the wall, then threw him out of the kitchen. Kiki held onto Larxene's hand. "I dun want my antenne cut off!" she whined. "...Wait... explode?" She question

"Yeah. Its in the history of antenne'd people. They say if you push, tug, snap, or cut any being with antenne it'll set off an explosion. The person with the antenne isn't harmed though." The blonde explained as she moved a little away from where Saix(Zexion) was now laying. "There won't be any antenne explosion. Not today" She growled lowley, kicking Saix(Zexion) in the head.

 

Xigbar(Axel) glanced around, for a few seconds, then slinked away, happy to be out of the scene again. He jogged through the halls, panting. Phew... I'm glad that's--

"HEY! THERE HE IS!!!" Xigbar whipped around to see yet ANOTHER group of fangirls charging towards him. Xigbar screamed, and sprinted to his room. He quickly pulled open the door, and slammed it shut, slumping on it. He heard the muffled cries of the girls outside, and grinned, knowing that they'd NEVER be able to--

"XIGBAR!!!!!!!"
"What the...?! AAAAAAH!!!!!!! How'd you get into my room?!"
"Well... Um... Dianne here knows how to pick locks and stuff, so WE thought--"

I'm getting out of here!!!! He slammed open the door, crushing some of the girls under it, and dove over to Xemnas's room, since it was the closest. Then, he slammed the door behind him, panting.

He quickly glanced around... No fangirls. He sighed, and slumped down on the floor. "Phew...." he sighed.

 

Saix(Zexion) rolled back up, aching everywhere. Holding his bruised head, he suspected that Zexion's body was now fragmented.
"Get that dumb girl out of here," he said. "If I had a heart, I would be crying with frustration." He stood up and stumbled off, going to help his Superior and Xigbar(Axel) against the RABID fangirls.
And again....
OOC: You know what is going to happen. :D

 

ooc: Big boomey? X3 I just love that...

Already the whole troop except Kiki had fled to a fangirl mob. "You go stay in my room, hide under the bed. Remember that your Antenne is the most powerful weapon you could have" Larxene caxed, shoving kiki into a portal she opened.

As Larxene stepped into the main corridor of the Castle, the girlscouts mauled her out of nowhere.

"You will buy our peanut butter payties!" Nicole yelled

"NEVER!"

"Ooh! Munny!"

"Hey that's mine!!"

"COOKIES!" Vanessa yelled

"HELP MEEE!" Larxene screamed, now her hand only sticking out of the mob of girlscouts.

ooc: I repeat mself too much... lol....

 

Xemnas(Demyx) poked his pointy haired head out from under the bed looking particualerly scared and worried as Demyx's over exagerated expressions were on his face. He then looked to Xigbar(Axel)... "Is it safe yet?"

 

Saix(Zexion) dived into Xemnas's(Demyx) room and slammed the door as the fangirls chased him. He locked it, and placed a steel latch behind the door, just in case the girls picked the lock.
"That was close," he said, panting, talking to himself more then anyone else.

 

Xigbar(Axel) gaped at Saix(Zexion)'s dramatic enterance, then turned back to his Superior. "No," he answered. "No, no, no. If anything, it's worse because there are girl scouts out there now AND their moms!" Xigbar gasped suddenly. "OH NO! We forgot about Larxene! How is she supposed to survive with all of those crazy girl-scouts out there!"

He suddenly remembered what Larxene had said to him last. "You owe me one..." He started biting his fingernails, frantically.