Organization XIII Switch

Larxene hissed at Saix and grabbed the ends of his cloak before he could telaport away and knocked him to the ground, getting on him and growling in his face. "eVIL.. .SCAr... face..." She grumbled, cutting a little into Saix's X scar before getrting up and lunging at her next victim; Valerie, while yelling "VICTIIIIIIIM!".

 

luxord(xladin) got up and walked toward his room and on the way he asked want to play a round of poker or texas holdem or some other card game to everyone he passed on the way to his room.

 

Valerie started crying.tears ran down her cheeks as she tried to get up.she wanted to run away but her legs were caught in vines.she held back her tears to say "Okay then,do your worst."before she started crying again.Roxas managed to regain conciousness to see the fear in Valerie's eyes."Val!"Roxas grabbed Valerie by the hand and pulled her up,then ran off with her toward his room."Now you know Never agrivate Saix.It'll get you murdered for sure."Roxas said as they entered his room.Valerie was still trying to hold back tears.

"Hey,don't cry."Roxas said trying to cheer her up."I-Its just..."Valerie couldn't stop crying."hmm,I know what'll cheer you up."Roxas grinned."w-what?"Valerie sniffled."This!"Roxas said,and he pressed his hands against his cheeks in the funniest way,making Valerie burst into laughter."you really are Sora's Nobody."Valerie said laughing.

 

Saix(Zexion) rubbed his scar. Zexion's face had been maimed, and extremely. The higher-up would no longer have a unscarred face. Heh, whatever. As long as it was not him.
Hearing what Vexen(Marluxia) said, he stood up and warped away.
And again...
"OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! ZEXION! WHY HAVE YOU COME BACK TO HAUNT ME!"
"Because Riku, I have found that your Keyblade is needed in a certain plan of Organization XIII's."
"Organiz— GAAAAAAH! THE PAIN! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! GAAAAAAAH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MOMMY! FATHER! SORA! KAIRI! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH! AGGGGGGGGGGGH! OOOOOOOH! OW! GAH! THAT HURT! OUCH! OOOH! THE PAIN! WAAAAAAAAH!"
.......
Saix(Zexion) came back, holding a Way to Dawn next to his book.
OOC: Riku is shouting for some friends and family so that they can come and make Saix stop smacking him over the head with an illusion claymore.

 

OOC:O_O....Okay now I REALLY don't wanna agrivate Saix...
BIC:Roxas peeked his head out the door and checked to see that noone was around."come on,my room can't hide us forever."Roxas said."I'm not going back out there!I'll get murdered if I do!"Valerie hid under Roxas's bed in fear."This should disguise you."Roxas pulled an Organization cloak from his closet."um,and you have more than one cloak why?"Valerie said after she put the cloak on.It was alittle too big but she managed.

 

OOC: Yeah, you don't want to mess with Saix. ^_^
BIC:
Saix(Zexion), after placing the keyblade on the table, stomped up and down the castle shouting, "Valerie! Come one out! I'm not going to maim you! I'll just simply.... RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND USE IT AS THE NEW WELCOMING BANISTER! THEN I'LL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND PAINT THE ENTIRE CASTLE WITH IT, AND TAKE YOUR HEAD AND USE IT AS A MOP! THEN, I'LL POP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND CAST THEM OUT FOR THE CROWS TO EAT! THEN, I'LL CUT YOU INTO THIRTEEN DIFFERENT SEGMENTS AND HANG THEM UP IN FRONT OF THE CASTLE! THEN, I'LL BURN THE SEGMENTS, BURY THEM IN A BOX, BURN THE BOX, PLANT A TREE ON TOP OF THE PLACE I BURNED THE BOX, CUT THE TREE DOWN, SPLIT IT UP INTO THIRTEEN DIFFERENT PIECES, AND BURN IT!"

 

Then a dart filled with a sleeping drug hit Zexion(Saix)'s back. then another.. and another on the head... and soon enough he was on the floor. In came Larxene, holding a dart in one hand and a dart shooter in the the other. She hauled Zexion(Saix) up over her shoulder and dragged him away. "God... who knew boys were so.. heavy" She groaned as she walked up to Roxas's room. She poked her head in as she tumbled to the floor with the weight of Saix on her back. Her eyes were one larger than the other. "Can't breathe.... Somebody.. get.. Saix.. off.. me.." she muffled/coughed, clawing her hands on the carpet of the room.

 

OOC:O_O.....Okay that is alittle too harsh!
Valerie heard Saix and hid under Roxas's bed."I'm not going out there with him around."she said with alot of fear in her voice."you got a point,but thats what you get for Name calling with Saix."Roxas said.

 

OOC: Snapdragons.... Saix can't do anything now.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) snored a bit.

 

((.... On a random note... Have any of you guys read that bonus feature thing in the CoM second book? XD The one with Riku's replica? XDDD I LOLed so hard at that... XDDD))

Xigbar(Axel) blinked, watching Larxene run off to hurt someone else. The surge of fangirls slowly came back, looking around and hoping Larxene wouldn't come back to hurt them. Axel's body was just too good to resist.

"Axel?!"
"WAUGH!" Xigbar jumped, and stared at the girl who seemed to have just appeared out of nowhere.
She stared at him with big, sparkley eyes. "Can... Can I touch your face?!" she asked, reaching up.

Xigbar quickly pulled back. "AH! Get away from me, you psychos! I'm not Axel! I'm Xigbar! I got put in his body by accident or something...

"XIGBAR?!" they all shouted at the same time. They stood there for a while, blinking, then huddled together.
"Xigbar?" one of the girls asked. "Who the heck is that?!"
"Iunno... He must not be that cute if none of us know who he is..."
"Yeah... I mean I know Axel, and Demyx, and Marluxia, and Vexen--"
"VEXEN?! You LIKE that old geezer?!"
"Hey... He's not THAT bad... I mean, I've seen a lot worse. Look at Lexaeus!"
"True."
"Besides... He doesn't look that old... There's one that looks, like, WAAAAY older than him... What was his name, again...?"

Xigbar stood there, awkwardly. Uh... I'm standing right here... he thought.

"HEY!" one of the girls snapped her fingers. "Back on subject, here! Who the heck IS Xigbar?"
"OH! Hey, isn't he that guy with the eye-patch and the scar?"
"Oh yeah, that's right! THAT'S that guy I thought was older than Vexen!"
"Great going, Luan! You're a true Kingdom Hearts Fangirl!"
"Heh... You guys make me blush..."
"Well, now we know who Xigbar is. The question is now, WHAT DO WE DO?! I mean he's not cute or anything, right?"
"Well... He WASN'T, but, damn, he's in Axel's body, now! I don't care WHO he is now!"
"Heh... I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!"
"Yeah!"

They all began cracking up. One girl did a doule take. "HEY! He's getting away!" she shouted, pointing at Xigbar. He was casually walking out, completely ignoring the adoring girls.
"AFTER HIM!!!!"

They chased after the unfortunate Freeshooter, now shouting, "XIGBAAAAAAAR!!!!"

 

luxord(xladin) meets saix and asks if he wants to play poker with him

 

Roxas opened the door to see a group of fangirls chasing Xigbar(poor guy) and Saix was on top of Larxene.Valerie peeped her head to look at Saix,but hid behind Roxas with the cloaks hood over her head.

 

Larxene looked at Saix ontop of her. The darts had come off within a few seconds of the shooting.. so he wasn't dosed alot. She reached up at Roxas. "I beg of you.." She whimpered, pulling him down eye to eye. "GET HIM OFF ME OR NO COOKIES FOR A WEEK!" She screamed in his face, and shoved him away as she pulled on the capeting to get herself out from under Saix. No good. "Why me..." She mumbled hoplessly.

 

Saix(Zexion) finally awoke by Larxene's screaming. Standing up, he shed the rest of the darts.... and saw Valerie. A evil grin crossed his face.
And again....
Someone screamed something about being tortured, and someone else screamed bloody murder.
OOC: I'm tired of writing out "mommys" and "daddys", so I'll leave you to imagine what Saix is doing to torture Valerie.

 

OOC:Oh thats great,kill the innocent 12 year old.*cries*Noone likes me on here!*starts havng a temper tantrum and continues crying*NOONE LIKES ME AND EVERYONE HATES ME!!!

 

((I smell a cat fight brewing... >.>))

"HWAAAAAAGHHHH!!! Comin' though!!!!" Xigbar(Axel) shouted, as he slid around a corner.
"XIGBAAAAAR!!!!!" shouted the girls, hot on his trail.

Pretty soon, they had him backed up in a corner. Xibar looked around, wildly. "Uh... Uh... Look, guys! Here's my munny!" He took 7 munny out of his pocket. "TAKE IT! Take it and go away!"

The munny bounced on the floor. They glanced around a little, then pounced on it, screaming.
"GET OFF! IT'S MINE!!!!"
"Are you crazy?! I touched it first!"
"Get AWAY, you wench!"
"RAWR! I will freakin' EAT YOUR FACE if you do not let go this SECOND!"

Xigbar flinched, staring at the girls fighting with wide eye. Oh... My... God...! he thought, trembling. For the first time, he knew EXACTLY what being this popular would mean... And, frankly, it scared him.

"Ah, SCREW this!" one of the fangurls shouted, climbing to her feet. She smiled prettily, and stalked over to Xigbar. "Who needs to get the money touch by the hotty when you can just touch the real thing?"
She was shoved away by another girl. "Good point! That's why I'm gonna touch him FIRST!"
Another girl climbed up from the mass on the floor. "HEY! No way!"
"N-Nice girls... N-Nice now... D-Don't hurt me...." Xigbar whimpered, holding his arms out to shield himself.

The girls glanced at eachother, then dashed to see who would get to him first. Xigbar screamed.

One of the girls tripped the other, and dove onto Xigbar. "XIGBAR!" she squealed. "I'm your number one fan and--"
"YEAH RIGHT!" Another girl grabbed her by the hair and pulled her off. "Ten seconds ago, you didn't even know who he WAS!"
"Well, I didn't see YOU jumping up to say his name, Vicky!" cried another girl, shoving past.
"GET OFF HIM! HE'S MINE!"
"YOU get off!"
"Stop shoving!"
"I wanna touch him!"
"Xigbar!"
"I swear to god, if you don't move, I'll--"
"You'll WHAT?!"

Pretty soon, all of the girls were pulling eachother's hair, or screaming, or scratching one another. And, if they weren't doing that, they were climbing over eachother, trying to touch Xigbar or tear off a piece of his clothes to take back home or SOMETHING.

Xigbar screamed, thrashing around. "STOOOOOOP!!!! Please, I'm BEGGING YOU! Larxene!!!! Heeeeelp!!!!!"

((And, voila. Me times 1000. XD))

 

OOC: *cry* Don't go Animegirl! We all like you (not meaning anything disgusting)! I'm just bringing out the craziness and berserkiness in Saix! T_T
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) heard shouting and followed in. As soon as he rounded a corner, he saw Xigbar(Axel) swamped with fangirls.
"What happened to you?" he asked. This attracted the fangirl's attention.
"ZEXY!" they shouted, and swarmed him. Frightened, Saix(Zexion) ran for it, avoided RABID fangirls.
"I'm not Zexion!" he shouted. "I'm Saix! Trapped in Zexion's body! Just like what happened to Xigbar!" He threw himself into a closet and hid there.

 

Suddenly Larxene zipped up, her antenne hair twitching this way and that. "Fangirl senses tingling..." She mumbled, and a grin crept across her face. "Faaaangiiiiirls..." she said in a demonic voice before portaling off

"Oh girls... I hae Demyx's signature.. or autograph.." She said fakley, threowing it onto the carpet. She backwed away as there were large screamed and on a few seconds, a whole pile of fangirls all over the fake stickman drawing of Demyx. While they were distracted, Larxene picked Xigbar(Axel) up and portalted off to her room.

"Don't worry. They wouldn't dare come near my room." She said as she dropped Xigbar(Axel) on the ground and put a sign up on her door that read. "Larxene's room. A.K.A. Fangirls come in, never come back out". She grinned and shut her door. "You owe me alot." she reminded, picking up a few scraps of paper on the ground and setting them on her desk. "Ill keep track of how much you owe me for all the things oive done for you... okay?" She teased. "Now go hide in the closet" She hissed, picking him up and shoving him towards her empty closet.

ooc: Lol... the perfect job for Larxene's antenne... sensing certain things.. lmao..

 

OOC:God you don't have to Make Saix a murderer!I'm just gonna pretend you gave Val some major injuries.(fortunatlely they can heal.)
Valerie's yellow and Orange outfit was covered in blood and covered."Val are you Okay?"Roxas said looking at Valerie who had scratches everywhere."Do I look Okay?!"Valerie said with Anger."here I have a first Aid kit in my room."Roxas said.a Few minutes later Valerie was wrapped up in bandages for where she was hurt."Okay I feel like a Mummy."Valerie said.

 

((*sneaks in another post* >.>))

Xigbar(Axel) dove inside the closet, and slammed the door shut. "Th-Thank you, Larxene..." He was silent a while, then gave a little sob. "I owe you... So much..."

With that, he sank to the ground, sobbing, and holding his knees. "Never again..." he whimpered. "Never again..."

((Xigbar = el Traumitized. XD))