Organization XIII Switch

when Xaldin (Luxord) re-awoke for the third time in the past hour, he was totally POed at the world. The sad conclusion was, he had lost his high preformance, charismatic body (AND LANCES, he reminded himself) to the lame, suckish body and cards and dice of Luxord. there was one thing for certain: that Xigibar now looked hotter than him in his new body, being sush a poser, adn getting out of his ugly being. the more he thought about it, the more POed he came. then another thought came to him. he could turn people into cards and hopping dice. now what hell could he unleash on Mansex......

 

(OOC: Well considering that if you wanted to be him and then also no one has taken him yet, then i would assume so. i justy dont want to do this without permission cause whenever i do, the thing that i do always seems to blow up in my face... so join.... maybe

I also might have found a luxord maybe but he hasn't replied to my message yet)

Axel(Xigbar) exited the room, and he looked around... something seems... different. He then noticed that he saw Luxord up and he was freaking himself out...
ok Axel.. dont ask for Luxord because its not going to be him... it's either Zexion or Xaldin. Hope i chose the corrct one.

"HEy Zexion(really talking to Xaldin(Luxord)! You freaked about this? I know its hard to understand but vexen's machiny thingy switched us all around... also, I'm not Xigbar if you didnt tell... I'm Axel. Got it memorized?"

(ok im stupid, but is that an Axel quote? cause i dont know i havent played kingdom hearts with movies of Axel that much since April 2nd last year (when i beat it) took me five days with school and stuff in the way) Anyway is it an Axel quote cause me dont know, im pretty sure though... Excuse me for not being axel fan im more demyx and marluxia)

 

OOC: Whats going on? and sorry ive been really ill so i wasnt on for aout a week

 

alright so this is the recap I gave to anniexo_lexa... its really bad

The people that are there are woken up, then they all start picking on each other because they are of different ranks. Saix(Zexion) is trying to poke out XIgbar(Aexl)'s eye because Xigbar(Axel) gave a new scar to Saix(Zexion). Xemnas was being picked and he was pushed down the stairs.
Axel(Xigbar) was put inside Saix(Zexion)'s book and then let out after a little while. Xigbar(Axel) flipped out and then was alone in his room. We then got a Larxene.
Xigbar(Axel) put on some snazzy-looking clothes and he asked Larxene out.
Axel(Xigbar) got mad, and then Xigbar(Axel) went to Hollow Bastion. He met with two girls and they went to the bar.
(somewhere all in this, we recieved a VExen). Everyone got mad at him and then Vexen(Marluxia) started to work on a new machine.

Xigbar(Axel) got drunk and "started" a bar fight by accident. He was thrown outside of the bar and Saix(Zexion) teleported Xigbar(Axel) back to the castle. Xigbar was major drunk!!!! HE started doing stupid stuff and then he kinda destroyed Vexen's lab with a supernova type thing thanks to a certain chemical.

Someone put him into a Trash can (it was an incinerator).
Then he was let out, and he was naked. Then Axel(Xigbar) put clothes on him again... Xigbar(Axel) calmed down and he went to sleep...
(funny part)
Vexen(MArluxia) heard a knock on the door. and then a bunch of fangirls knocked over the door when Vexen(Marluxia) went to answer it. They mostly swarmed for Xigbar(axel) and then Larxene pulled them off of him.
Saix(Zexion) got a little atention and VExen(Marluxia) hid in his "garden room".
That's pretty much it.

Other things you should know:
we got a Roxas
We just got a Xaldin(Luxord).
We're probably about to get a Zexion(Saix).
I think i have a Luxord(Xaldin) that would want to join, but im not sure yet.

Technically i wanted to point this out cause i felt like even though its 23 pages away...

umm... Your voice sounds different then what you think, so technically Demyx would be hearing a voice he hasnt heard ever.... sorry, i had to say it...
I'm not picking on you, but its something that i wanted to point out to people that might not know that.

 

(okay I've just going to put something random so forgive me)

Demyx(Xemnas) walked over to Vexen(Marluxia) and kicked him in the butt
"Will you hurry up Vexen I want me old body back" he said

(Sorry it's crap)

 

"Oh crud."Valerie got scared and hid behind Roxas."Val whats wrong?Its just Zexion,I think."Roxas said."he scares me."Valerie said sheepishly."please,neither Zexion OR Luxord could hurt a fly,let alone a 12 year old girl."Roxas said pointing at Xaldin(Luxord)."plus,you're lucky that Axel switched with Xigbar and he's in this room.Luxord as a major crush on Xigbar."he laughed."OOH alittle Yoaii(sp?) in the Organization?"Valerie giggled.

 

i call luxord

 

OOC:Woot, three new people.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) walked over to Vexen(Marluxia) and said.
"I got all the things on the list, now, just make the machine so we can turn back into ourselves." He examined the sickly pink roses and commented, "Curse Marluxia."

 

Valerie Ran off and later saw Saix(Zexion) and Vexen(Marluxia)."well,if it isn't Mr.Emo and Flower Boy."she said in a teasing voice."Girl are you TRYING to get killed?!"Roxas said catching up to the 12 year old."I thought you said Zexion couldn't hurt a fly?"Valerie said."And Marluxia?I beat him 13 times on my Chain of Memories game."she was confident,alittle too confident."Not to mention that Old geyzer Took only a few Fire cards.whats his name,Vexen?"she said."you're on your on kid."Roxas sighed as he walked off.

 

Twitch. Twitch Twitch.
Burning, flaming rage.
Berserk Bar fill up.
"GRAAAAAAGH!!" Saix(Zexion) shouted. Illusion power crackled around him, and Saix(Zexion) charged at the fangirl. Quick as lightning, he had her throat in his hands, glaring at the girl.
"I'M NOT AN EMO AND I'M NO BOY! IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, I'M NUMBER SIX OF THE ORGANIZATION, AND COUNTED AS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL BOSSES!" he shouted, his eyes blazing with anger. Power surrounded him, and Valeria was sent tumbling back into a bunch of tall and spiky roses.

 

"Ow!"Valerie said landing in the roses."you think your so tough,try handling this!"Valerie threw a huge ball of electricity at Saix(Zexion).Roxas was secretly watching the whole thing.

 

Saix(Zexion) snapped his fingers, and a Dusk was summoned. Taking the blow itself, it glided around and summoned other cohorts to help it.
OOC: HEY! Try to keep fangirls as humanly as possible. Unless she grabbed a paper clip, stuck it into the plug, and somehow made Saix hold it, I think that electricity controlling is impossible.

 

OOC:I can't help it I have Lightning powers!besides shes not really a fangirl.shes just a girl who got lost in Castle Oblivion.
BIC:
"Oh snap."Valerie shielded her eyes and waited for the Dusks to attack."Hey thats enough!"Roxas said getting in front Of Valerie."If you wanna get to her you gotta get through me first!"

 

OOC: T_T Please don't have electricity. Please. I let you through the line of no made-ups, but please keep all super-human powers to yourself. You could have said static, but an entire ball of electricity? *shakes head*
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) smirked and said, "That shouldn't be a problem." Grabbing a nearby shovel, he smashed it down on Roxas's(Lexeaus) head. Lexeaus exercised himself daily so that he could be in shape and durable, but he never really shielded his head.
Shoving Roxas(Lexeaus) aside, he advanced on Valerie.
"Listen here," he said in a dangerous and quiet voice. "You have three choices. 1) I kill you. 2)I kill you. 3)You go and hang out on the roof." He didn't mention the roof had no rail and strong winds that could push you off any second.

 

OOC: Yay!!!! We now have a complete list!! Oh and Wavewhisper, dont complete the machine so soon... I kinda want this to go on at least a little longer so make sure that you can get distracted cause we just got three people.


BIC: Axel(Xigbar) decided that maybe he can get Luxord(Xaldin) on his side...

He went over to Xaldin's body and shook it. "Hey Luxord, you alright? You've been out for so long."

Luxord wouldn't wake up...

 

Vexen felt a trifle ignored as he watched Saïx beat up musclemen with 15-year-old intellects and little girls. Saïx's offerings were placed on the trestle table beside him, including a very shiny Kingdom Key. "I don't even want to know how he got you," he told it seriously. "Worse still, I don't want to know what he did to your previous owner." Impressive for Saïx, however, he thought. In short, he did everything but #4 on the list.

He was about to pick up the collection of Crystals when Saïx(Zexion) went rampaging by, beating Number Thirteen about the head with Marluxia's shovel. The shovel's head caught the crystals in his hand and caused him to drop them; they shattered into a million shards on the ground. Oh dear. Saïx had better start learning how to use a broom next. On the next pass, Saïx somehow managed to scatter the Spell-Art proofs all over the ground. And once Roxas had faceplanted, the Keyblade vanished. Probably summoned by Sora, Vexen concluded.

(ooc://As per request, I have decided to delay the construction of the machine even further so you can all get your batch of randomness/craziness in :) )

 

((Sorry that I haven't been posting much.... There was this... thing.... That I just HAD to finish, or else I'd go insane. @-@ But I'm back now. XD

HOO-RAAAAY!!! XDDDD))

Xigbar(Axel) stood there, his eye closed. "Uh... What's going on...?" he asked, innocently. He wasn't really used to swarms of girls smothering him, and screaming, "AXEEEEL!!!!" at him. Culture shock, maybe?

 

OOC: It's okay.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) turned back to Vexen(Marluxia). Acting as if Roxas(Lexeaus) and Valerie didn't exist, he asked Vexen(Marluxia, "Does the Keyblade have to belong to Sora? I can easily take it from another Keyblade wielder."

 

Once again, Larxene lunged out fo nowhere at the fangirls, showing her fake plastic fangs and her sharp kunai while hissing. She shocked them all, leaving them all smoking and black.

A few sobbed about their looks, others fell to the ground and pretended they were melting because they looked horrible. Most of them, though, backed away, screamed and ran, or jut plain ran.

She then turned to Xigbar(Axel) and walked up to him, grabbing him by his cloak. She was growling, and giving them her rip-you-to-shreds eyes. "You're lucky I can't kill you..." She hissed, then threw him and stalked off, hissing and or lunging at any living thing that she passed or it passed her. The next thing for her to lunge at was Saix(Zexion) for, of course, absolute no reason except she was in a bad mood and having a tantrume over all the rabid, annoying fangirls.

 

Saix(Zexion) glanced at Larxene, and teleported out of the way. Reappearing behind her, he asked, "Tantrum? I have the perfect thing to solve it." He pointed at Valerie. "Blast her into oblivion."