Organization XIII Switch

Saix(Zexion) suddenly barred Xigbar's(Axel) way.
"You are going nowhere, Number Eight," he hissed. Then dragging Xigbar(Axel) by his coat, he threw him back into his room.

 

Vexen had just managed to poke all the Organization's hairs into place inside his reactor when there was a very loud knocking at the Castle That Never Was's front door. "I'll get it!" he shouted to no one in particular, leaving his reactor hissing slightly on Xemnas's desk. No one responded, so he immediately guessed they were all in mutual agreement. "Saix, I very desperately hope this isn't a bunch of Dusks sent out to do your bidding!" he added to himself. Whatever was knocking on the door sounded like a whole herd of Neoshadows.

'Course, when he opened the door, he found that it was a lot worse than that- that is the way of things in the Castle That Never Was.

"AAARRRRGGGH! RABID AXEL FANGIRLS!" He turned to run, but was immediately stampeded. Flattened. Ironed to the floor. I hope Xaldin has a spare spatula he can use to scrape me off the ground with.

(Hey, guys! Found something to bug Xigbar with!)

 

When Roxas first got out of Space Paranoids he strayed far away from the computer.Really mad,h made a portal and teleported to his room,alost falling asleep.

but then he heard giggling from outside."Hello?"Roxas oppened the door to find a bucket of water falling over his head."what the hell?!"Roxas cursed with his,er,Lexeaus's head under the bucket."gotcha!"said a female voice that gave hima tiny zap,and it wasn't Larxene.Roxas lifted the bucket off his head."Hey your not Roxas!"said a very dissapointed preteen with turqoise eyes and light brown hair."okay 1,who are you?2,how'd you get here?"Roxas asked.

"1,none of your buiseness.2,I kinda followed this guy with Silver hair.he's outta here by now."the girl said."did the guy tell you his name?"Roxas asked,hoping she wasn't talking about Riku."no,but he did have an attitude problem.I'm Valerie."the girl took out her hand."you're pretty nice for someone from Organization XII."Valerie smiled."yeah,but if anyone sees you they will kill us both so come on."Roxas said walking in his room,Valerie following.

"wait why are you in Roxas's room?"she asked."don't ask what happened but I am Roxas."Roxas said."well you don't sound like Roxas."Valerie said,unconvinced."what do I have to do dress in rags and do the hula?!"Roxas asked.Valerie giggled."Okay,you're Roxas.Only Sora and his Nobody would be that funny!"she said giggling."and you do look kinda clueless."she laughed."HEY!whats that supposed to mean?"Roxas said.

"Is there anything to eat around here?"Valerie said looking at her growling stomach."I'll get you something,stay here and be quiet so nobody hears you."Roxas said."ha ha,you said Nobody when you are one."Valerie laughed.Roxas sighed and left for the kitchen.

OOC:are we allowed to play more than one character?If so I'm keeping Valerie for a while.

 

(ooc://I'm pretty sure it's an ORGANIZATION XIII chat... we'll see what Ukali says.)

 

OOC:*crosses fingers*I hope she says I can.

 

oh, i wana be Xaldin (luxord). plz say yes cos ive got my *** bored off readin all pages 2 c no1 already has dibs....... pm me plz

 

((If you do, PLEASE don't talk like that in the RP...

I confused the heck outta me. -_-'

And I'm sure it won't kill you to type "no one" instead of "no1" and "please" instead of "plz". >.> ))

Xigbar(Axel) faceplanted into the floor, and didn't move. Then, he jumped up, growling. He rushed up to Saix(Zexion), heaved him up, and smashed him up on to the wall. "TOUCH me again, and you won't ever be able to call yourself a man again," he growled.

The rabid fangirls, who wanted to look in Axel's room first, went right by.

((But next time... I'll make sure they don't mioss... >3 Heh... Rabid fangirls... XD *imagines self in that huge mob along with Hisora and Anniexo* XDDDDD))

 

OOC:ah be quiet.
Valerie waited patiently,but then got major bored."I don't think anyone will see me."she walked out the room and headed for the kitchen.Roxas returned to the room minutes later to find it empty."that girl is gonna get it!"Roxas sighed.Meanwhile Valerie was quietly walking to the kitchen when she heard yelling."whats going on in-oops."Valerie walked in the room to see Saix(Zexion) and Xigbar(Axel)."uh...hi there."she said nervously.

 

((What? -_-' Don't act like you're not a rabid fangurl of someone on KH 2... >.> In fact, if I remember correctly, you have a thing for Sora, right...? >3))

Xigbar(Axel) glared at her. "Who the hell are you?!" he demanded loudly...

A little too loudly...

A fangirl who just happened to be walking past, heard his voice and gasped. She peeked into the room, and, sure enough, there was Xigbar in Axel's body. He glared at her, also. "Who the hell are YOU?!"

"AAAAAAHHHH!!!!" she squealed. "EVERYONE!!! HE'S HERE!!!!" she shouted, waving her comrads over.

Within seconds, the whole place was mobbed in a sea of love-stricken girls - all with one thought in mind. Get closer to the shmexy redhead!

"AXEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!" they all squealed, cornering him.

((I kinda feel sorry for Xigbar right now... But, hey... Can't exactly say I'd be any different if I was in that sich-e-a-tion. XD; ))

 

OOC: Yes, you can be her, as long as she goes when the rest of the fangirls go.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) scrambled out of the pile of fangirls. He smelled perfume.... and his nose was overloaded!
"My nose!" he wailed, clutching at his sensitive organ. (is it a organ? Well, whatever it is). This attracted some fangirls too.
"Well look who is out of the myster closet!" one shouted, and several of them detached themselves out of the group and started running after a running-away Saix(Zexion) shouting, "Zexy! Zexy! Wait for us!"

 

A port hole rose a few feet infront of the mob of fangirls, Larxene coming out growling and her kunai tightly in her grasp. She hissed then zapped a few of them, growling with her eyes glued staring at the mob. They backed away slowley, then screamed and ran when she zapped half of them. and fake-lunged for them. She got back up, and turned to Xigbar(Axel) and pointed at him. "You owe me for that" She hissed, and stalked off, staying in her touch-me-I-rip-your-arm-off mood.

 

Vexen somehow managed to scrape what remained of his internal organs off the ground (not literally of course) and in a moment's decision decided that the best course of action to take next was to hide. (ooc://Seriously, rabid fangirls are SCARY ) Normally he wouldn't have panicked, seeing as he was EXTREMELY unpopular with fans as being the "weird old scientist dude" and having a voice that half the time made him sound drunk (It's just an ACCENT! he thought.) However, as he was now in a pink-haired man's body: Marluxia: flower-lover (a supposedly girly trait), scythe-wielder, and temporary ruler of Castle Oblivion, and with a slightly more likable voice... well, let's just say that Zexion's recently-abandoned mystery closet looked like an ideal summer vacation home right about now. The cure can wait, he gulped, and began sprinting towards his room, where he locked the door, grabbed a couple of blankets, and hurled himself into his dismally but thankfully dark closet. Sanctuary!

(ooc://Okay, maybe the fangirls weren't such a great idea. DON'T make this thread kick the bucket because of this batch of randomness. PLEASE.)

 

Saix(Zexion) huddled in a locked closet. He preferred being Saix; no fangirls that adored him. Or at least, barely any. Now, rabid fangirls were chewing at the door of the closet, trying to get inside. Without anything else to do, Saix(Zexion) summoned an illusion, and the fangirls outside the closet followed it as it ran down the corridor outside the closet. Saix(Zexion) breathed a sigh of relief.

 

(ooc://When I used the word "rabid" to describe them, I didn't exactly have rabid squirrels in mind... o.0)

Vexen had concluded that he was safe when there was a scratching at his door. And high, excited voices outside. Fangirls! Kingdom Hearts, strike me dead where I sit. Make it quick so that I won't have to endure this predicament... lightning strikes me, fire crisps me, heart attack, something! Then he recalled that he had no heart. Okay, enough of this. Time for Plan B! Within a few seconds, he managed to use a corridor of darkness (ooc://that's the PROPER name for them, you know ) to teleport... well, elsewhere.

He found himself chin-high amid a forest of thorny rose bushes with sickeningly sweet-smelling and beautiful pink roses virtually dripping off their many stems. Oh well. At least no one would look for him here; he ducked immediately. How humiliating.

 

OOC: Well at least you post more reoccuringly than other members *cough cough* the people who play Demyx(Xemnas), Lexaeus(Roxas), and Marluxia(Vexen). sorry that i didnt list their names... I dont want to look on the first page, and maybe if hey posted more often than i would know their names. I'm not mad at you guys, im just confused on why you dont post.
Wavewhisper, uh... there's not much more we can do. I knew that we would be doing crazy things cause we can really do anything because Vexen is the only one who can really do anything for the switchy machine


BIC: Xigbar watched as Axel got smothered with fangirls. oh, how i miss the girl doing that to me... Of course he was kind of liking having Xigbar being smothered by fangirls and then Larxene taking them off of him... Schadenfreude is a good word to describe it... oh crap! Now that song is stuck in my head!!!!! (you all know the one from Avenue Q, which is like the awesomest broadway musical ever.)

Axel(Xigbar) went into his room and started to hold his head and moving around the room uncontrollably and smashed a bunch of his fragile things.

 

Saix(Zexion) slammed the door open to Marluxia's room. Instantly, as the force of the door slamming against the wall moved throughout the room, all the petals from every plant fell off. Slamming the door closed, Saix(Zexion) walked inside and called, "Vexen! You better start on that machine right now! I'm tired of being chased by RABID fangirls!" To prove his point, there was the sound of squealing girls as they slammed into the door, chasing Saix who they thought was Zexion.

 

"GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!"

Axel(Xigbar) was screaming this and he couldn't get the song out of his head(obviously).

Axel doesnt listen to broadway tunes... It must have been Xigbar who listens to it, because there would be no other reason why he would be hearing the song in his head...

He then noticed that there were earphones in ears... He felt around and looked for a source.. Inside his hood was an ipod. He then took of the headphones and crush the ipod in his hands.

"Whoever did this will pay!!!!!"

 

When Xaldin woke up, he felt nothing, spare for a massive dagger of pain in his head. 'Aw crap,' he said, and picked himself up. Midway in doing so, he stopped. What happened to his sexy voice? Had he been talking to Xemnas too much?And why did he suddenly have a craving for Xigabar's upper legs? He felt himself, starting at his head, and found out it was blonde. 'I'm GONNA KILL ROXAS!' he screamed with pure vehemence in his voice. He kept checking... Why wasn't he muscular anymore? he continued till he reached his legs. he felt around again, had just enough time to let out a 'NOOOOOOOOO' before he fainted, slamming his head against the ground, knocking him deeper into unconciousness. (sp?)

 

Valerie walked out the room and into another to see Xaldin(Luxord)."um,are you Okay?"she said poking Xaldin."Val there you are!I've been looking everywhere!"Roxas said as he walked up to Valerie."you 12 year olds sure walk fast."he said."yeah we still have our sugar addictions as a preteen."Valerie grinned.Roxas noticed she had a popsicle stick in her mouth."Okay,where'd you get the sea-salt ice cream?"he said angrily."um,your room.sorry I didn't ask."Valerie said innocently.

 

Can I be Zexion?