Organization XIII RPG : Character chat thingy

Demy- ten hours?! That's like two days!

 

Saix: *facepalm* No, no demyx it isnt...

 

Demy- it is when you're only awake for like four hours a day.

 

Axel: Wow. Saix you've been pwned. Thats right, im bringing it back pwneeeedddd!!!!!
Saix: How many soda's have u had?
Axel: Soda? oh forgot i hid the vodka in soda cans *Laughs histaricly*
Saix: Oh god

 

Vexen- really? Vodka of all things?

 

Axel: It backs a punch. *Guzzles one Vodka soda and opens new one.
Saix: We're screwed

 

Demy- how bout rum? Luxords always drinking that.
Vexen- well we don't want anyone behaving like Luxord.
demy- but hes hilarious!

 

Axel: *imitates Luxord* Play your cards right *laughs and drinks*
Saix: If he heard that ur gonna get ur a$$ kicked

 

Luxord: *walks in*
*Rips drink from Axel's hands*
Trust me, I'll be needing a few more of these before that begins to sound remotely correct.

 

Axel: Hey give me that *stumbles to feet then falls ovr*

 

Luxord: Well, it seems somebody cant hold their..... *smells drink* Vodca? *finishes off drink*
*sticks out tongue in distaste* I am more of a rum man myself. But never the less. Your drunk. Go sleep it off or you will have the nastiest hangover tomorrow.
*looks around*
hey, where is Zene? Don't tell me he is as wasted as Axel here.

 

Saix: Zene? Havent heard that name in a while.
Axel: I'll take another! *grabs can and guzzles*

 

Luxord: I see. Well, I guess he's floating around somewhere. maybe he will turn up later. He owes me $10 >.>

Anywho, *sits next to Axel* *grabs a bottle of Rum* Why are you getting wasted? Were you THAT bored?

 

Axel: Hell catches up with you my man. This seems like the only way to get ahead again.
Saix: *Hides 10 dollars Zene gave him to give to Luxord before he left*

 

Luxord: Huh, I see. Keep drinking like that and Hell will catch up with you pretty fast. But oh well, probably not a lesson that will hit ya till you sober up. Seeing as how Zene is out of here, you are next on my list. Although drinking is one of my preferred past times, I suggest you sober up. I say we go on a mission and do something.

 

Axel: But why??? Its too good to stop. Even if its bad for you.
Saix: Thats what she said

 

Luxord: *smiles and snickers a bit*
Admittedly a good one Saix, however its too east to do "That's what she said" jokes on the drunk. But okay, stay here and drink if you want I guess. How about you, Saix? You want to venture out on a mission? Things are too quiet around here without Zene.

 

Saix: Alright. *gets up* Let me just find a legit non-****ed soda *Finds one and takes a sip* Much better. Lets get goin.
Axel: Wha- wait! I'll come! *Stumbles to feet begins running and falls to ground from tripping over his own foot* owww *Takes sip of vodka*

 

Demy- don't go yet!!! I've got to ask Luxord why he thinks its a good idea to take Axel anywhere when he can't even hardly stand up!
vexen- I don't think he really believes its a good idea...
Demy- Luxord, Larxene thinks you're sexy. I forgot to tell you!

 

Saix: *stops dead in tracks* now this'll b intresting.
Axel: *crawls to portal* alright lets go! *guzzles vodka*