Organization XIII RPG : Character chat thingy

Demy- *.* what?! I don't understand!!! What did the puppy say?

 

Marluxia-He is hard to understand....

 

WG: i will translate for him ahem "demmy, I only want to protect you from the mean others. I love being here with ya, and i dont wat to see you hurt, my wife however just wnats to kill everyone, and i cant control her, but isin't wierd she looks kinda like Xion?"
SP:rup
WG: and as a free be for all our sake, i will make sp and mrs sp able to speak englsh, aside from curseing which they have done afew times before (uses powes to make him englsh profecent)
SP:Thanks WishGod

 

Vexen- how is this a good thing for us?

 

WG: so we dont hear a scooby doo impression every 5 minutes

 

Vexen- yes, but he still talks.

 

SP: rcrew you!

 

Demy- lets only say nice things from now on. Unless you're Larxy or Marly, because they aren't capable of being nice.
Vexen- fine. We wouldn't want to ruin Demyx's soul or anything

 

Zene: *wakes up in an ocean* Wha.... LUXORD! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?
Axel: Did anyone else here a faint Scream?

 

Marluxia-Aren't i? Don't you remember when you parted the ocean for us? I got you a new sitar and something i cant recall.

 

SP: hey, i only tell the mean jerks what they need to hear

 

Axel: Seems about right. I agree with the dog

 

SP: why thank you sir, here isa bottle of chacmra polish

 

Demy- I want a salted donut.

 

Marluxia-There's one at the bottom of this jar of salt and barbed wire. Here you go *hands it to him*

 

Axel: *summons one chakram* *throws it at jar before demyx puts his hand in* *jar breaks and donut falls out onto a plate*
There you go demyx.
*polishes chakram*

 

Marluxia-Was that really necessary? Now his doughnut is all covered in dirt.

 

Axel: At least its better than his hand in agony

 

Marluxia-He doesn't even know what agony means. And if you tell him i will strike you down where you stand.

 

SP:(forms reflector berrer around himself and dem dem) it means very bad pain