Organization XIII RPG : Character chat thingy

Zene: Ya, or kill him. Either way it works for the best.
Jake: Damn right cruel.
Zene: What its a joke?
Jake: *uses portal card to open portal underneath Zene*
Zene: *Zene falls from cieling into portal and doesnt stop until jake lets go of card*
Jake: *grips card tightly*

 

Marluxia-You realise you could simply grab the floor by the rim of the portal, dont you?

 

Jake: He really isnt that smart.
Zene: *does what Marluxia said*

 

WG: Dem dem, honey, youll die if you stick the fork in the toster, you control water

 

Demy- that's malevolent.
Vexen- you mean IRRELEVANT. and no, it truly isn't. Water conducts electricity.

 

Marluxia-He may have been referring to the fact that Larxene told him to do it when he said malevolent. In which case he would actually be using the correct word in context for once. Then again, he's not that smart.

 

SP: gurrrr (Don't make me rip off your legs and head next biach)

 

Marluxia-Hmm...Let's see, a puppy, versus the ruler of the universe and master of death. Sounds fair.

 

Demy-wait... what DOES malevolent mean?

 

WG: it means horibly evil, honney, and saix puppy still has one wish mind you, if he wants he could blow you up, render you unable to use thunder, he could turn you into a dog bo-
SP:ruuu! ruff ruff ruff!
WG:okay! (marly and larxy are now dog bones) man ihave been dieing to do that!
SP:(Chomp!) ruu ruu ruff rufff (thanks, one taste like fruty oranges, another like a jolt of energy!)
WG: thell be back in a few days, their not dead, but they will wish thehy were

 

Marluxia-*is returned by the power of kingdom hearts* *kicks the puppy across the room* While you were all doing god knows what, i went and obtained Kingdom hearts off screen.

 

SP:rou rust ricked ry rife!!! (rips off marlys head) ruck rou

 

jenny:*recording everything on 3ds*this will be a hit on youtube because of the violence

 

MSP: (rips camera off and then rips out sd and crushes it) Ry Rair Ris Rall ressed rup. Ri rrfuse ro re ron rourube rill ri rix ry rair

 

jenny:aw poo!*throws keyblade on ground*

 

Marluxia-This dog is irritating. He needs to go.

 

Mr./Mrs.SP:Rou reed ruo ro rucker, rou reven rook rike ra rirl

 

Marluxia-Which is odd because i'm the most masculine one here.

 

Demy- SAIX PUPPY! I ORDER YOU TO STOP BEING BAD! IVE DEFENDED YOU SINCE YOU GOT HERE BUT IF THIS GETS TOO OUT IF HAND, I WILL HAVE TO SEND YOU TO THE KENNEL. IM NOT BEING MEAN, BUT THESE PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS. SO BE A GOOD DOG OR ELSE.

 

MSP: (rips off marlys head) rou rever raid renyring rout re!
SP: Remmy, ri ronly rant ro rorect rou rom rhe rupid rothers, ri rove reing rehe rith ra, rand ri ront rant ro ree rou rurt, ry rife rowever rust rants ro rill rhe rothers ri rnt rontrol rer, rut risint rit reird rhe rooks rike xion?