Organization XIII RPG : Character chat thingy

SP:(growles at zene and marly) rou rou! * one day i will burn both fo you and use your ash to make a dimond for dem dem*

 

Jake: *pulls out pistol* lets test my new prootype. *shoots dog to see if he dies*

 

Demy- *.* -omgeeee. He shot da puppy!!!

 

Jake : *see's pupy is still alive* *shoots entire 25 shot clip* thats better

 

Demy- *hyper-ventilating* but......he......that....puppy....shoot.....what?.....Vex.....aaaahhh!
Vexen- why would you do something so cruel in front of Demyx? Shame on yourself, and your family.

 

SP: *sits up bullets pop out of face theb he throws his claymore at Jake and eas his cupcakes save one which he give to dem dem after saying* ruu ruff ruff *Im alive and wel demdem here ave this cupcake!*

 

Demy- YEEEEEEAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!! ZOMBIE DOG!!!! KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!!!!

 

GOD(actually me): No Dem Dem, I brought him back so that you would not be sad
SP: Rou rou! *dats right!*

 

Demy- oh my gosh... the narrator is becoming part of the story line again... Marly, fix it!!!

 

GOD: I AM god not a narriator and i revived your puppy, you have 2 wishes left, what would you like my son?

 

Vexen- God doesn't grant three wishes..
Demy - oh yeah... narrator, I think you're confusing god with Gypsies.
Vexen- genies.
Demy- that too.

 

GOD: I am the all powerful wish god! I am at your service

 

Vexen- Demyx is Jewish.
Demy- I actually am that. And wish gods aren't kosher.

 

WG:Erm what? I come from greek mythology not religion. I'm the reason why when someone says "I wish I could sell my soul for money faim, and girls/guys" it happens

 

Jake: *gets up* He wasn't dead anyway. *shows bullets* rubber. And God isn't more than starseeker's narration.
Zene: Who???
Sa: *walks in room* alright, one thing straight. How'd u know that?!
Jake: Because im you!

 

Demy- this is trippy. Vexen am I high?
Vexen- I don't think so... I see it too.

 

SP: (attacks both jakes and eats there heads off) Rou rouff ruff(no one may meet the once-ler) _ 3 months later_
WG:well I guess jake did die... revival time! (brings jake back to life) and fot the god of fools here i will have to see to it he is bined to death to make sure (light appears and sa's body floats away)

 

Marluxia-Maybe that cactus juice was a bad idea...Alright fine. if you're a wish god, get me kingdom hearts. Not the game. The source of all hearts, life, and power. And the X-Blade. I want that too.

 

SA: DIE! *summons AK47* This is what we have in the real world! *shoots SS3 & SP*

 

jenny: i have the x blade ya know marlxuia