Organization XIII RPG : Character chat thingy

Xig: *lies on floor moaning softly* awwwwww...i...i'm sorry. i....was only...joking. awww.

 

Demy- oh noes! Are you okay Xiggy?! Bad puppy, be nice or I'll send you to the kennel. You have to be nice to me AND my buddies, understand?

 

Xig: *slowly gets up and wobble abit* its...ok demyx. i'll...be fine. *coughs into hand.* oh look....blood. thats interesting.

 

Zene: *still fighting off last of troops but is exhausted*
Agh! * barely hits a guy and passes out*
Jake: Blast! *jumps over Zene and kills last 5 troops*

 

SP: Hourrr! *xigbar is a pedifile! and he's creppy! and most of all he sneaks in your room in the middle of the night and strals your hairgel!

 

Demy- awww. Puppy says hes sorry.
Vexen- why does he look so frantic?

 

SP: rouuuuuuu *he is a P-E-D-I-F-I-L-E-! got it memorised?*

 

Zene: *walks threw portal into castle*
*falls on ground*
*sees dog*
Oh god! *jumps back* Ohh nevermind...

Jake: *walks threw covered in blood*
You guys got some bleach, and alot of water???

 

Demy- IVE GOT WATER!!!!
Vexen- why should I let you have my bleach?
Demy- DANCE, WATER! DANCE! *splashes Zene+Jake*

 

Jake: *see's tsunamie coming at them* *grabs Zene and runs*
*from hall to Vexen* because i will pay you for however much i use!
*continues running but then the water hits them and they are practicly drowning*

 

jenny:weird

 

Zene: *swims back to room everyone's in* Now that surely can wake a guy up. *looks to see entire castle underwater* I think u overdid it.

 

SP: rouuf ruff ruff *i like it better this way!*

 

Demy- hey Xiggy... WATER you doing underwater? Hahahaha!
Vexen- *hand zene bleach* you BETTER pay me for this. Don't use too much, its heavily concentrated.

 

Zene: *takes bleach* Thanks, i'll give it to Jake.
*swims to Jake*

Jake: *takes bleach* thanks
hey do you have that underwater equiptment u used to have??

Zene: Ya *hands Jake a underwater brething device and goggles*

Jake: Alright lets go *swims to room everyone's in*

 

Vexen- I hope you intend on paying me soon.

 

Jake: *Takes money from pouch* here you go
*hands to vexen*

 

Vexen- thank you. *takes money*
Demy- now you can give me my allowance!
Vexen- I am NOT your FATHER.

 

Xig: no but you could be.
Roxas: *stiffle laughter*
Xig: he could be your grandfather Roxy.
Roxas: *freezes, eyes widen and shutter goes through whole body.*

 

Demy- yea. Vexen probably had a kid with Marluxia and named it Larxene. Shes been with so many guys, we could ALL be her children.