Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

"Why the hell should I, you just..........." Xaldin then notices the sife at his neck "Errr, ok fine"
"Good" said Marluxia

 

"Huh?" Said Demyx. "That's YOUR brush! It even has YOUR hair on it!" He started pulling little Roxas' head off. "Maybe I'll even find Larxene, she'll know how to torture this plushie more than me... Would you like that, hairbrush stealer?"

 

"Now this is the plan. You get Lexaeus. Try to get his attention and stall him for 3 hours. I will do something rather horrific to his..." Then it occured to Marluxia. "I shall destroy the things he loves most. Now, GO XALDIN! Go stall him fo me!" Marluxia disappeared into the darkness.

 

"How do i get myself into these things" said Xaldin, so he goes to were Lexaeus was, and starts to talk to him "So hi Lexaeus" he said
"Xaldin, what do you want?" Lexaeus replied
'Ok what to do, 3 hours huh..........i've got it' thought Xaldin "Do you fancy a game of Monopoly?" said Xaldin while holding an monopoly board
"You kidding me right?" said Lexaeus
"No, not at all" said Xaldin
"Ok, how about NO" he said
"You afraid you might lose" said Xaldin
"No" said Lexaeus
"I guess it's true, you are all brawn and no brain" said Xaldin
"What? Ok then your on, I will show you i have brains" said Lexaeus

 

"BUT BUT!!!!" Tears started coming from his eyes. "THATS NOT FAIR!!!!" Axel yelled. "I dont have your brush Xaldin took it! Go to him! Xaldin! Got it memorized!? I DIDNT TAKE IT!" He got on his knees.

 

Marluxia appeared in the room and looked at Demyx and Axel arguing. "Um, whats going on?" He saw Demyx with Axel's Roxas plush and Axel on his knees. "Demyx... what are you doing?"

 

"Xaldin took his brush and Demyx is blamed me for it and now hes ripping up my roxas!" He cryed. "MARLY help me please."

 

Demyx sighed. "I just want my brush back. Now you're saying Xaldin still has it?"

 

"Why don't you just go on eBay and order a new brush from Britian, Demyx?" Marluxia started. "And Axel, on your knees for a replacable Roxas plush? Please!." Marluxia grabbed the Roxas plush, but as he snatched it from Demyx, Roxas's head ripped off. "Um... Like I said, replacable!... hehe... right?" Marluxia looked at Axel. "Don't tell me this is the ONLY Roxas plush in the world!!" he stated. One hand had the body and the other, a head. Marluxia didn't know how to sew. Heck, if he knew how to do anything, his talent would be mischief. "Oh heck..."

 

"But but its limited edition!" Axel cried. Then Axel stood infront of Demyx with his serious face and eyeliner driping from his eyes and pointed at him. "You owe me a new plushie!" He grabed the tatered roxas from Marluxia and ran upstairs to his room. When inside he slammed his door and jumped on his bed hugging his Roxas plushie.

 

"Demyx... if anyone asks why Axel is crying, Xigbar did it..." explained Marluxia. "Now, if your looking for Xaldin, hes at my garden with Lexaeus. I'll join you guys later. I got to go take care of some business." Marluxia left Demyx and walked towards Lexaeus's room. He opened the door to find Lexaeus diary on his bed. "Now, I shall see what he loves most" Marluxia opened the diary with a rose thorn and started reading. "AHA! Here it is! The most valuable thing in his life is..." Marluxia dropped the book. He couldn't believe that what he just read was something that he treasured the most. The one person he loved dearly. He treasured a man named Zexion. "My Zexion? My little care bear is something he treasures? I can't destroy him, hes my love! My life! My... my heart..." As soon as he said this, Marluxia touched his chest and started crying. "No, Lexaeus couldn't possibly become my love rival. I'll have to make Zexion see what's up. I must make Zexion love me. The fact that Zexion would never love Lexaeus will crush him and destroy him from the inside. I will avenge my Ginger babies this way. I WILL DESTROY HIS LIFE!"

 

"Hmm. Poor Axel.." Said Demyx as he walked to the garden, "I wasn't actually going to destroy that plushie....just maim it a little bit." He reached Marly's garden and found Xigbar. Demyx made his best 'grr' face. "Hey, Xaldin! You said Axel took my brush! But he doesn't have it....so where is it?!"

 

Axel wiped his eyes and looked at the torn plush. "Well At least I still have the real one." He sighed and hugged his Roxas one more time and put it under the pillow on his bed. Axel got up and wiped off his wet eyeliner and put some more on. "All better." Then he causilly walked out of his room making sure he closed the door and went down to the kitchen to have lunch, hopefully with Roxas.

 

Marluxia went to the 5th floor to find Zexion. Just when he opened the door, Marluxia's sparkles appeared behind him once more and he closed his eyes and acted way dramatic as he began to speak. "Zexion! My love! I'm so terribly sorry that I took a picture of your beatiful body! If It'll make you feel any better, I deleted it off the camera in exchange for your love! I may not have a heart, but you make me feel like I have one!" Marluxia then opened his eyes to see that no one was in there. "Great, hes not here either. Hm... I wonder what Xaldin and Lexaeus are doing". Marluxia disappeared into the darkness once more.

 

"What shall we play then?" Lexaeus asked.

Xaldin reached into the Nobody Hammerspace and pulled out a pile of Sudoku pads. "Sudoku Racing. See who finishes more Sudoku puzzles within three hours." He retrieved a set of pencils too.

"I like Sudoku, but isn't three hours too much?"

Xaldin scratched his chin, then said after a pause, "No." I hope Marly knows what he's doing...

"Hmph." Lexaeus snapped his fingers and summoned another Bobican Nobody. "Go take care of the dandelions and trim the wheatgrass. Harvest some rice too." He pointed and they went off, calling their own tomahawks into existence as they stalked on in search of Marluxia's dandelions.

"Shall we begin?"

 

Marluxia warped back into his guarden. "Woah! Lexeaus! Did you command the lesser's to destroy my garden?"

 

Axel peeked into the kitchen. No roxas. 'Hes most likely asleep... no wories... hopefully... WAIT! is my make up right?' He looked into a random mirror that was on the wall. 'Mmmyes! Top condition!' He started to wonder what happened to roxas. Axel walked to Marluxia's garden to see if he knew where he was. "MARLY!" He yelled at Marluxia in the door way of the great garden and walked up to him. "Have you seen Roxas anywhere? He just disapeared."

 

"I dunno but... WAH!!!!" cried Marluxia as he held Axel's head against his chest. "Lexaeus is picking on me! WAH!!!! Axel, do something WAH!!!"

 

"Umm... well.... Marly if you stop touching me I MIGHT be able to do something." Axel said and sighed. "But you dont have to....."

 

Marluxia stopped hugging Axel, and sniffed. "I don't have to what, Axel?" Said Marluxia as tears fell from his eyes. "Lexaeus is killing me from the inside. He destroyed my life!"