Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

"Umm, Xigbar?" Axel said turning his head. "Have you been drinking again?"

 

(( I feel special! xD ))

Luxord would slap his forhead hard, not really realizing it until a minute later. "Oooooow!" He'd have a weird feeling as if he was...reverse growing? His hands seemed smaller to him. At first he thought it was a drunken thing, but then he'd begin to get smaller and smaller. After he stopped 'shrinking', he'd give of a super high pitched girly scream, followed by a large shout of "I BECAME A MIDGET!" He'd start sobbing, before saying, "WHY MUST THE TALL GO SHORT?!"

 

Xigbar cocked his head, pointing at himself innocently. "Moi? Le drinking? Never!!!" He said, turning away, and crossing his arms stubbornly. "Marly, how could ya like, SAY something like....." he stopped. His eye began twitching. He held his hand to his mouth, as if he was thinking, but he was really trying to hold something back... It wasn't working. At all. He whimpered a little, pressing his lips together, but it wouldn't be denied. He sucked in a short breath... Then another one... Then let out the biggest, longest, loudest, strongest burp ever dreamed of. As he belched, it seemed like his size went along with the air. He burped for a solid 15 seconds, then fell on the floor, panting with his eyes closed. "DUDE!" he giggled in his new high pitched voice. "That was the SHIZ-NIT, man!!! A one outta ten... I'd-I'd-I'd haveta... Have ta give that a perfect.. twelve..." he trailed off, as he started to doze off.


((Awww.... What about ME, Axel 8...? XDDD Ain't I funneh? =3 (I'm jokin... Celeste's a lot better anyways. XD)))

 

Luxord would try to move around a bit but the giant clothes were dragging him back. "XIG! XIGGYYYY! LOOK!" he shouted, sobbing. He ran out of his pants and underwear and just walked around in his shirt. The shirt was large enough to sag all over the floor so it was like a cloak. He grabbed Xigbar's neck and started throttling him. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"

 

Axel looked at Xigbar in disgust. "Okay... Number one, I'm not Marly, I'm Axel, number two, there is no number two, number three, Where's Marluxia?" He said, holding the small Demyx close.

 

OOC: I was gonna make Demyx about 8 but he turned out more like a 5 year old. xD

 

Xigbar twitched violently as Luxord began throttling him. He started to flail his arms about, wildly. "GYAHCK! MAN OVER BOARD!!!!" he screamed, flailing about so wildly, he managed to get some hits in. "Noooooo! I dun wanna die!!!! Somebody throw me a life saver! I CAN'T SWIM!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!"

 

Luxord would move his head back to dodge some of the hits, although got thwacked a few times. "Owowow! Cut it out!" he said as he tackled the...midget freeshooter, begining to start throwing attacks at him. "Change be back!" he said as he gnawed on the top of his head.

 

"Umm, you guys can help yourselves." Axel said as he looked down at Luxord and Xigbar. He ran out of the garden as fast as he could. "MARLUXIA!" He yelled.

 

"I'm right here." he said in responce to Axel's call. He was behind him and grabbed Axel by the shoulder. "What? You didn't trust me enough to eat the candy I see" He looked down to see the chibified Demyx. "Cute."

 

Demyx pouted at Marluxia. "You're a meanie!" He cried.

 

"Change him back." Axel demanded and gave him his ebil glare.

 

"Why should I? He's much better off this way." He gave Demyx a teddy bear from his pocket. "Right Demyx?"

 

Demyx threw the teddy back at Marluxia. "I WANNA BE NORMAL AGAIN!!" He screamed, having another tantrum. He squirmed in frustration and almost kicked Axel in the face in the process.

 

"Hey, Demy, Watch it." Axel said and walked up closer to Marluxia. "Change him back NOW or you're going to have hell to pay."

 

"Don't worry, I don't plan on keeping him like this forever... but... there is one problem." He walked behind Axel and rubbed Demyx's hair. "I don't know how."

 

Vexen walked out of her room, dressed in her pajamas. She had decided that she could not sleep anymore and wanted to walk around the castle in hopes of drifting back to dream land. The woman yawned as she stretched her arms far over her head. Then, whack! Vexen fell flat on the floor, hearing a small yelp behind her. On her elbows, she looked behind her to see two small children with a striking resemblence to Luxord and Xigbar.

"What the hell?" Vexen jumped to her feet walked away from the children. Obviously she lacked a woman's motherly instinct. Either that or the thought of a baby Xig and Lux frightened her. What happened?

Then, the scientist heard some voices and followed them. That's when she came upon Axel, Marluxia, and a child Demyx.

 

Axel turned around, facing Marluxia. "What the hell do you mean by 'I don'tnow how.'? You're the one who did this to him!" He yelled. In his darkest tone he spoke again, "Change him back, now."

 

"Fine, I lied about that. I'll make him older, if you help me make children out of Vexen, Roxas and Zexion." He looked at Demyx again. He was unbelievably cute. "Only I know how to make him normal again, not even Vexen has the knowledge to know."

 

Vexen hid behind a wall and overheard her name, but nothing else. What are these two up to? She was mostly worried about Marluxia. His last little trick could have been disastrous, but it was so unlike him. She hoped he was alright, but she knew better than that. Something was definitely wrong with the usually happy and carefree flower man.

She edged closer, peering around the wall.