Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

"You're a kid..." Axel pointed out, eyes looking up and down at Demyx. "Well, the good thing is that you're down right adorable, I can admit to that." He said, chuckling a bit. "Maybe this had to do with the candy..."

 

Xigbar growled, fed up with missing Luxord so many times. Ah, screw this! he decided. "No! I help YOU out of the room!" he shouted, yanking Luxord's arm back. He stepped back, and attempted to shove Luxord out of the door. Once again, he missed, and ended up stumbling forward, falling, and rolling out of the door into the hallway, screaming. He slammed into the hallway wall, upside down, a dazed look on his face, then he slowly dropped down with a Whumpf! Face down on the floor, he let out a suprised, muffled moan. "Ugh... Who turned out all the lights...?"

 

"I'm.. a.. kid?" Demyx started tearing up and his lip began to quiver. "I DON'T WANNA BE A KID!!" He wailed, having a tantrum.

Demyx attempted to run away but considering his cloak was too big for him, he tripped over and landed in an undignified heap on the floor. "...oww."

 

Luxord would make a funky sound as he was yanked back. In an attemp to push Lux out of the door, Xigbar fell forward on account of him missing. And since he missed AND yanked him back, the two of them would end up falling; one forward and one backward. Xigbar landed on his gut, while Lux landed on his back. The two morons were wasted enough to fall over something simple.

 

Axel walked over to Demyx and picked him up, sighing. "Damn it." He put him back on the ground on his feet. "Are you okay?"

 

"DO I LOOK OKAY?!" Demyx continued wailing, tears flowed down his face. "I want my mammy...."

 

"Naku na." Axel whispered and brought Demyx to him. "I'm here, Don't cry. Big meanie Marly did this to you didn't he?"

 

"Uhngh..." Xigbar groaned, attemting to get up. He leaned heavily on the wall, looking around. "Yoo-hooo!~" he shouted. "Luxxy?~ Where are *hic!* ya man?!" He looked around. He saw some one... Actually two people... way down the hall. He squinted. Was that Axel...? Or Marly? And why was he carrying around a shrimp?! He leaned forward, trying to see who the kid was better. Luxord?! he wondered. He wasn't sure... But then again, when had that ever stopped him?! He staggered over to the two. "Hey! Luxord! *hic!* When'd you get turned into a *hic!* grimalen?! (SP?! XD) Can I *hic!* be next?!"

 

Marluxia watched Demyx become a child through the window. He watched as Axel held him and tried to cheer him up.

"What did you do to him?" he thought to himself.

"No, what have you caused?" came another voice.

"GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD!"

 

Luxord would get up and rub his head, blinking as he heard his name being called. "God? God is that you?! I don't wanna go! I don't like the light!" he whimpered to himself before getting up. He'd wobble a bit before seeing Xigbar rush off down the hall. "Huwa?" He staggered out of Vexen's room and saw him talk to a pine tree and a shrub. "Since when did shrubs grow on pine trees?"

 

Demyx hugged Axel as tightly as he could even burying his head in Axel's torso, like a child would, to seek comfort. "IwantMarlytochangemebacknowplease." He said quickly, without breathing.

 

"Okay, baby. He's going to be in big trouble when I find him." Axel said as he wrapped his arms around Demyx.

 

Marluxia portal'd into a random hallway, where he saw Xigbar and Luxrod... drunk...? He walked passed them, but stopped. "Did you idiots...."

 

"Since when did shrubs grow on pine trees?"

"YAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" Xigbar nearly jumped outta his skin when he heard Luxord talk. He whipped around. "LUXORD?! But..." he turned back to Demyx, who he still thought had Luxord's face. "How did ya..." He glanced at them both a few times, then looked up at the ceiling, thinking. Suddenly, his face lit up. "Ahhhh!" he said, grinning. He turned back to Luxord. "I see now... This is your 'MINNI ME'!!!" He rushed up to Luxord, grabbed him by the shoulders, then screamed, "YA HAVE TO GET ME ONE-NUH!!!!!!" He started shaking Luxord, visciously. "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, LUXXY?!?!?!?!!?" He was screaming so loud, he didn't even notice what Marly said.

 

Demyx stepped away from Axel and looked up at him. He raised his arms above his head and made 'grabby' gestures at the now taller man. "Up!"

 

Luxord was shaken violently, his neck cracking in so many different places it wasn't even funny. "S-s-top sh-aking my f-f-ooking h-e-ead!" He'd put a hand on his head, dizzy from all that not including the dizziness from the booze. "And I don't have a mini me, but was Marluxia messing with the plants again? The pine tree over there is holding a shrub," he said pointing towards Axel and Demyx.

 

"Okay." Axel said and got up on his feet. "Ehh, you might not be able to walk..." He reached out for Demyx and held him, craddling the child in his arms.

0oC-Demyxu, you are a master at humor xD

 

Xigbar looked in the direction Luxord was pointing, squinting his eyes. Then his eyes snapped back open. "Oh! I see 'em now!" he shouted. He shrugged at Luxord. "I dunno what's up with Marly and the plants... I'll just ask him..." He stumbled over to Axel and Demyx. He tapped Axel on the shoulder. "Hey, Marly!" he shouted. "What's up with the pine holding that shrub over there?" he asked, pointing way past the two guys into an empty section of the hallway. "It's kinda freaking me and Luxord out..." he turned to Luxord again, flashed him a thumbs up, and winked.

 

Marluxia ignored the pair and walked off. "They ate the candy..." came a thought in his head. "They did the work for me" came another.

"Who are you!?"

 

((Hey... Exactly how old-ish is Demyx now...?))