Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

Luxord would chase after Xigbar, stumbling a few times before running into him, not having the ability to stop himself. "....hello there." he said softly after pretty much falling ontop of Xig.

 

Xigbar flailed his arms out to regain his balance... and failed miserablely. He collasped on the ground under Luxord's weight, giggling. He looked up at Luxord. "Heeeeeeey....." he murmured, his speach coming out extremely slurred.

 

Luxord would end up giggling himself, more like cackling anyway. But he got up and pulled Xigbar with and casually walked through Vexen as if the scientist wasn't even there.

 

Xigbar eyed Luxord walking off, a sly grin coming onto his face. Oh no ya don't... he thought, jumping up onto his feet. He rushed up to Luxord, then dove at him, wrapping his arms around the other man's waist. He locked hands together and purred out beside Luxord's ear. "Hold on... Now just where do ya think you're going, mmm...?" He grinned even more, giggling slightly.

((IT'S ALL CELESTE'S FAULT!!! XDDDDDDDDD *hides behind a barrel of mojo*))

 

Vexen was flying through a beautiful forest, a warmth emitting from her chest. An angel flew beside her and smiled, its figure that of complete purity. You have a heart now, Vexen. She smiled at the angel. Then, without warning, she began to fall, engulfed in darkness. The angel turned away from her, shunning her. Her heart slowly flew away from her body. A single tear trickled down her cheek as she struggled in vain to reserve that which she had wished for all these years.

BANG! Vexen's eyes shot open in pain as the giant frame of Luxord walked over her, Xigbar in his hands. She was ripped away from her dream, or rather her nightmare. Grabbing her throbbing side, she rolled off her bed in anger.

She turned to the two nobodies, who seemed drunk, and yelled with a groggy voice, "What the HELL are you two doing." She completely overlooked the fact that all she wore were panties and a bra.

The nobodies turned to her as she picked up her pillow and chucked it at them. They had not only hurt her side, but they had also awakened her, which made her very angry.

 

(( I love being me. x3 ))


Luxord was walking casually before he almost fell over. He heard the sound comming from behind him that entered in his ear, blinking before tilting his head sideways, looking at Xigbar. Luxord was stealing Xig's trademark sly smile; he was doing it right now. But before he knew it he was wacked with a pillow. "The hell!" He looked around to find Vexen up, looking rather furious. He blinked and gave an embarrased chuckle, giving a slight wave. "Hai thar Vex...."

 

Xigbar yelped and jumped off of Luxord, his eyes wide in shock. "Where'd that bird come from?!" he screamed, looking around. He finally caught sight of Vexen. "Oh! Vexxy! What cha doing here at this time of night?" he asked, completely unaware that they were in her room. He tilted his head to the side, examining Vexen's "strange" clothes.

((WOOTNEZZ!!! XDDDD Chalk one up for insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD))

 

"Oh my goodness! You guys are DRUNK, aren't you?!" The woman shook her head, hand on her bare hip. That's when she realized what she was wearing. She quickly grabbed her sheets and tore them off her bead, covering herself. Her face was red from both anger and embarassment.

"Listen, you two." She spoke slowly, attempting to make the nobodies understand her. "You guys are drunk, in my room, and in big trouble." She tried to control her anger. How in the heck did they even get in here?!

"I'm not going to ask what you guys were doing in my lab." She glanced out her door, quickly checking to make sure there were no major accidents. "But I am going to ask you... or rather, COMMAND you..." She stopped to take a breath and relax. "Command you to leave."

She looked to Xigbar and Luxord, and hoped that her words made sense to them. She doubted they did because both men looked at her with child like innocent faces.

 

Xiggy stared at Vexen for wide eyes, completely silent through her speech, save a hiccup or two. Went she was done, all was silent. He continued staring at her with wide eyes, not doing anything. After a while, he hiccuped, stood up, swaying still, and asked, "So... You want use to, *hic!* like... Leave? ...Now?" He kept on blinking hard and giving her suspicious looks, as if he almost couldn't believe Vexen was really there.

 

Luxord would be standing there, swaying softly as if he was in la la land. He looked back over to Vex, now finding out that it looked like she had a kangaroo body. "Hey uh...Vex, when didya morph into a kanga*hic*roo?" His drunken smile was back on his face, having the idea of a kangaroo tracing through his mind.

 

Xigbar gasped, glancing, first at Luxord, then back at Vexen. "DUDE! Vexen, you're a kangaroo?!" he demanded. "Why didn't you *hic!* tell us?!" He grinned, giggling. "People'll pay MILLIONS to see a talking kangaroo from the legendary Organization XIII!!!" He leaned over and whispered loudly to Luxord, "I say we kidnap her and sell her to the circus. And if anyone asks... Marly did it." He winked.

 

Vexen shook her head. "Guys, you have no idea what you are talking about, or how stupid you guys sound." The woman yawned. She guessed she'd only had but two hours of sleep.

"I'm no kangaroo, and you two are very drunk. Now..." Vexen walked to the two and looked them staight in the eye. "I... want... you.... guys... to... leave." She walked to her bed and sat on it, looking at the nobodies. "And if you guys don't leave now I'll portal you both away, and probably into Xemnas's room and maybe he'll take care of you two."

The woman wore a stern face. She hoped they did as she said, for she really had no intentions of bothering Xemnas. She really just wanted to sleep.

 

OOC: U guys are making me laugh out of my chair... xD

 

Almost an hour had passed and the two nobodies were still slouching down on one of the garden chairs.

"Y'know... I have this weird feeling.. Something's not right here." Demyx told Axel. He clutched his own stomach. "Ugh, the pain.."

Demyx lurched forward and almost fell to the floor. "Ohhh, make it stop." He said, sweat starting to form on his brow.

 

"Demyx!" Axel said and put his hand on Demyx's back. "Honey, you okay?" There was much worry in his voice.

 

"Axel..." Demyx said in distress, "It hurts." Then Demyx felt undeniably the most pain he'd felt since he lost his heart. His whole body shuddered and changed without warning.

The next thing Demyx knew, he was lying face up on the floor... and everything seemed bigger.

 

((C'mon, Kairi! XDDD Ya know funny is what we aim for... =3))

Xigbar shook his head violently. "Aw... C'mon, Vexen... Don't tell Manse-" he stopped, covering his mouth suddenly. "Uh-hum... I mean... *hic!* Uh... Xemnas on us... We'll go..." He grabbed for Luxord's hand, missing by what seemed like 2 feet. "Stop... Moving... *hic!* Lux..." he muttered, shaking his head.

 

Axel's mouth was agape as he looked down at Demyx, who looked alot younger. "D-Demy, w-what happened?" He said and got on his knees next to him.

 

"I aint movin'!" He looked at himself, finding his own body moving actually. "Woah....tubular, I can move without wanting myself to. I learned a new trick," he said, some of the words muffled by the hiccups. As well, he had a californian accent going, and he made himself look like he had buck teeth. He moved his hand to grab Xigbar's, although the both of them were trying to grab eachother's hands. He grabbed Xig's and started dragging him away, acting all happy and stuff.


(( Funny is our speciality xD ))

 

"I dunno." Demyx said, standing up. "But why am I so short!?" He huffed and pouted.

"And why is my voice so high?"