Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

"BEST HAIR!!!! XIGBAR!!! FLOWERS!! I have had enough I am WAY Sexier than you!" Axel yelled. He started playing with his hair. "My hair is red so HA!"

 

"Well, lets see what Zexion thinks. He is the most 'zexiest' one of the org, after me of course" said Marluxia. He then grabbed Zexion and pushed him in the middle of himself and Axel. "So... whos sexier?"

 

"Oh god not the emo kid." He whispered.

 

"Finally my hairs done. it takes awhile but it's always worth it." *xemnas walks down stairs and hears commotion in the kitchen* "it seems everyones up this morning" *xemnas said as he reminised about the time that axel slept through a raid on twilight town. then all of a sudden he hears "So... whos sexier?"* "Well, i think the most popular, platinum haired, saber-wielding org. member is the sexiest. well what do you know, its me. isnt that right zexion?" *xemnas raises a threatening fist towards the usually silent zexion*

 

"Well, if Zexion doesn't want to talk, we'll have to make Roxas tell us. I mean, for some reason he does attract all of us, especially me. But it's just not right for me to steal my beloved Roxas from axel!" cried Marluxia as sparkles appeared behind him once again.

 

Axel started talking, "THATS RIGHT HES MINE!!! YOU CAN HAVE XIGBAR OR VEXEN!! MARLY!" Axel starts thinking of roxas and goes to "La La Land"

 

"Well.... ok" Said Marluxia as he see's Axel on his Lala land state. Marluxia walks away with Xemnas and walks into Roxas's room. "Huh? Now where could that Roxas be?"

 

Axel noticed that their a gone and takes a bite out of his waffle.

 

Xaldin Walks done the hall and notices Marluxia and Xemnas in Roxas's room "Hi guys" he said
"Oh hI Xal.........." said Marluxia just before he looked in shock
"What? What is it?" said a confused Xaldin, Xemnas turns around
"WHOA" shouted Xemnas "Your.....hair"
"What about it?" said Xaldin, he reaches to touch his hair, Marluxia starts laughing
"It's....it's.....like an Afro" said Marluxia as he continues to laugh, as Xaldin finally notices that he forgot to do his dreadlocks this morning.
".........DAMN, I forgot to do my hair, ill be right back" said Xaldin as he rushes off in the distance to go to his room.
"Well he'll be a while"said Xemnas

 

"Stop stoning, Luxord," Lexaeus said impatiently after some time, having watched Axel depart from his room without even offering a greeting. "Whoops, I made a pun." Lexaeus covered his mouth with his left hand, then withdrew it as quickly.

Shaking his head with disappointment at being unable to listen to any of the card shark's wit, Lexaeus took the shortcut by Dark Portal down to the kitchen. There he scrounged in the cupboard and pulled out a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. A bodybuilder's breakfast needs met!

Lexaeus crushed the not-cloud of smoke hovering over his head which had depicted Tony Tiger's advertisement and turned to go look for the milk, only to find after some time that there was no more. "Axel," The Silent Hero addressed the Flurry of Dancing Flames, "What do you suggest we do about the lack of milk?"

((Hey, Kairi, you want to give a name and purpose for the Nobody underlings of #IV, #V, #VI, #XI and #XII?

EDIT: Request to Kairi, add "punning" to list of hobbies. Please?))

 

Axel turned around. "I don`t use milk" And he pointed to the half eaten waffle in his hand. He took another bite and went upstairs to Roxas's room where he met Xemnas and Marluxia. "Ummmm... What are you guys doing infront of MY BOYFRIEN-" He almost forgot he was still keeping his feelings for roxas a secrect.

 

"Oh we're not doing nothing. I'm just on my way to my room to get my camera so I can take pictures of myself and add them on MySpace." said Marluxia. Marluxia walked out of the room and grabbed his polaroid camera. First he took a picture of himself holding a "I'm so sexy" sign up. Then he went to Xaldin's room and took a picture of his afro. Xaldin didn't notice it was Marluxia who was taking a picture, he just saw a flash but that's all. Then Marluxia went into Vexen's room. He grabbed Vexen's finger and shoved it up his nose as Vexen was sleeping. Then "flash" another picture taken. "Hm..." thought Marluxia. "What if I could get a nude picture of Zexion?"


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@ WarpOscura: what do you mean by "to give a name and purpose for the Nobody underlings of #IV, #V, #VI, #XI and #XII"

 

Demyx finally made it to the breakfast table after about half an hour of primping and preening his mullethawk to perfection (not quite a mullet, not quite a mohawk).

"Hmm...I want some....cookies for breakfast," he said cheerfully.

 

Axel heard marluxia run all over the castle. All of sudden Marluxia said, "...nude picture of Zexion" "What the hell?" He whispered and saw Xemnas Shrug. Axel walked up towards Marluxia. "Ummm Marly..... I think your going a LITTLE over board, You don't-." He stoped in the middle of his sentance. "Wait how do you have a myspace, we haven't had internet since Luxord started gambling...."

 

"A secret makes a woman, woman!" said Marluxia. "By the way, why would you care if I payed my own internet bill by selling flowers down at the gas station? You never cared for me! YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW I HAVE A MYSPACE!!" cried Marluxia as the sprakles appeared once more behind him. "And that nude Zexion picture idea... uh... Xigbar did it! He told me to do it!"

 

He sighed. "Xigbar is such a perv... wait-where is he?" Axel scratched his head and coughed. "You serously pay for your own internet, WOW i get for free in my room! Stealing is FUN" Axel said and giggled.
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Ow-I just burnt my tongue on my coffe.....

 

"If I pooped all over the place, will you guys be angry?"

 

"This is why I leave Roxas with Axel" said Marluxia as he stared at Roxas.

 

"ummm.... " Axel backed away from roxas and sighed.

 

Marluxia snuck in Lexaeus room and took a picture of him. "I'm sooo paintshoping him blue" giggled Marluxia.