Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

"Ok you don't have to rub it in. You know im gay... right?" Axel said and turned his head toward Marluxia.

 

Marluxia looked down. She had to say something before it was too late. "Well, I know... but you see.... I'm not really a woman..."

 

"What the hell are you then?" He scooted away from her and got a bit scared.

 

"Im... a man... my boobs were fake... I borrowed a bra from Larxene and filled the cups in with water balloons." Marluxia grabbed his cups and popped them, causing his chest to look like they exploded, revealing his flat chestness. "My dream was to become a woman... I'm sorry I have decieved you... and my Zexion..."

 

Axel sighed. "God I thought you were a shim..." He smiled at the fact that Marluxia was really who he that he was. "Wait wheres my monkey...
I mean Demyx?"

 

"I heard my name and came running!" Said Demyx as he appeared out of nowhere. "What's up?" He smiled until he saw a very flat-chested Marluxia. Then he noticed the popped water balloons on the floor... "Uhmm..."

 

Marluxia looked on the ground and quickly collected the popped balloons from the ground and covered his chest. "Demyx! Hi!! Uh... Nothing to see!!"

 

Demyx didn't want secrets to be kept from him so he repeatedly said, "What is it? What are you hiding? Tell me! Please? I wanna know!" In a child-like way. He started grabbing at Marly's hands too, to see what he/she was hiding.

 

Axel smiled and looked at Roxas making sure he wasn't noticing then back to Demyx. "Zexion fainted...' He said.

 

Xaldin heard what Marluxia said "I knew it" but then he remember Marluxia kissed him and then looked stunned ".........Ahhh......I was kissed by a guy" said Xaldin, but then faints instantly.

 

Marluxia got up and stepped back away from Demyx. He hid the broken balloons in his pockets and crossed his arms on his chest. "ITS NOTHING!" She said at a commanding voice. He looked to see Xaldin on the ground. "Not another one!" she cried.

 

"Aw.. he still has to pay for my roxa-" he instantly closed his mouth and took another peek at roxas. "Yo-your flowers Marly!"

 

Marluxia looked outside to see his flowers. They were safe at last. Then it occured to her. Where the hell is Lexaeus?

 

AYE! Yeah I'm Zexion now but I just got back from Church School so he's been dead for while....
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Suddenly, Zexion's head snapped awake and he jumped up, looking around frantically.
"Where am I?!" He saw Axel standing there, "Oh my god, Axel! I had a terrible nightmare that Marluxia was a woman and was molesting me with her -- or his... boobs! And then I..."
He saw everybody staring at him. "...Wha--What's going on?"

 

"Sadly... that did happen." Axel said and saw his eyes widen. "NO! NO DONT FAINT AGAIN!!!" He yelled. He snaped his hand off of Zexions chest and got up and walk back to leave him some room.

 

Roxas had been so out of everything that he barely noticed that Zexion came too. All his response was "Huh? Did someone say Roxas?" He scratched and tilted his head a little and stared blankly at Marluxia. "Didn't you...didn't you have boobs a minute ago?" he asked, while motioning with his hands where "they" should have been

 

Zexion felt sickness in his stomach at the thought of his face in Marluxia's boobs. He held his head in his hand in exhaustion. But glancing over at Marluxia he saw a flat chest. No boobs.
"But wait... You don't have boobs anymore... OW MY HEAD!"

 

"I didnt say your name..." He looked around with 'shifty' eyes. 'Ahh screw it.' Axel thought and walked to Demyx and rapped his arm around his neck and leaned on him.

 

Demyx smiled widely. "I thought you'd forgotten about me there....since Roxas has reappeared."

 

Marluxia ran back inside and hugged Zexion, squeeezing his head against his chest. "ZEXION! My LOVE! My HEART!!" Then... out of nowhere... Marluxia's wet lips touched Zexions.