Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

And what was Xigbar doing throughout all of this pure unadulturated DRAMA?!

Quite simple, actually. He was... fishing. Fishing for gold.

Somehow between the times that he tried to do the puppy-dog eyes trick and Larxene got turned into a card, he started to notice, "Well, hey, if my nose ain't just the tinest bit itchy!" So, in comes his trusty index finger of DEWM to the rescue, but as he scratched and scratched and scratched he grew increasingly aware of a huge booger blowing around in his nose, annoying the shiza out of him.

Something had to be done. Which meant...

He was going in.

After quite a few moments of... gold digging, he pulled the slimy trophy out of his nose, and began examining it closely. God dang - that's a big one...

And then... his thoughts turned elsewhere, considering a thought too horrible for mortal minds.

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Saix gently set the Superior down on a lab table, and ran of to find the man he wanted. "VEXEN?!" he cried. "Is anyone here?! I have an emergancy--"

The man skidded to a stop, and stared at the unexpected scene before him. There was a... woman... and a child. Standing right in the middle of Vexen's lab.

What the...?

Saix shook his head, and cleared his throat respectively, thinking that he knew the situation now. "Uh... Ma'am? Could you please tell me where your husband is? I'm afraid it's urgent..."

 

Vexen bent over picking up Demyx into her arms before turning around to face Saix. "My husband?" she asked softly toying with him a little but then she noticed Xemnas on the table and her eyes went wide. "Saix what happened to Xemnas " she asked going over to grab some smelling salts from a cab nit. "Demyx you stay close alright no one is going to harm you not as long as your here with me in my lab alright" she told the young boy as she set him down. She strode over to the superior moving the smelling salts in front of his nose a little hopping that it would work but also hopping it wouldn't because if it did it would mean so much explaining on her part she knew.

 

Larxene watched Demyx run off as quickly as he could, making her roll her eyes, and as she sniffed, she shivered again, making her wrap the cloth Zexion gave her around her tighter. From the corner of her eyes, she spotted tiny Xigbar pick his nose, and she let out a disgusted snort at the sight, especially when he took it out, that….ugh. Feeling something swell up in her throat, and her stomach churn, she placed her hand over her mouth as she tried to hold back some vomit, or at least, what you experience before it comes out, but she hadn’t eaten anything so far today except that macaroni and cheese. Larxene made sure that was going to stay in.

Disgusting. How can people stand kids?

Wriggling her own nose in repulsion, her eyebrows creasing as if something foul was around, she sneezed once more, and looked around as her eyes got teary from it, only for them to landon the Cloaked Schemer. Making sure her eye sight stayed clear aways from Xigbar’s, she announced breezily, “I’m getting out of here. You’re going to handle this one. And leave Luxord to me, he’s in…time out.”

With that, she began to portal out, a black sphere and dark wisps coming from under her as she disappeared, and materializing in the confines of her room, right on her own bed. And she breathed a sigh.

 

(( Do not read following post if you're particularly squeemish. X.x; ))

Xigbar watched the woman portal off, blinking lazily. He rolled his eyes, and stuck the tainted finger into his mouth. He swished his tongue around, a thoughtful expression on his face. Mmmm... Salty.

He popped the finger out again, licking his lips. "What's HER problem?" he asked to no-one in particular.

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Saix's brows furrored (SP?) as he watched the woman busy about. "H-Hey, I don't think you should be touching that!" He paused. "And how do you know my name? Have we met before?" Something wasn't right here...

He'd been up all night, and it was obvious that it showed.

 

"Saix!" Demyx calls from where he was. "That's Vexen. One of his experiments went wrong, an Larxene has Luxord an Xigbar. An Zexion keeps getting Amisaus." He sat where he was, hoping the blue haired male would at least remember him.

Luxord slowly starts to come around. He looks to the left then to the right. The feeling in his body slowly regains, and his once limp forum starts to get up. "That *****!" He yells, looking around. "How dare she treats her superiors in such a way! Oh... I can't WAIT to teach her a thing or two! I better go an find Xigbar."

 

Larxene stopped herself from giggling as she listened to the sound of Luxord's muffled voice from her dark torture chamber, who's metal door was just hidden in the deepest corner of her room. Calling her a b**ch, hmm, but that was obvious, she lived for it, so that wasn't such a thing to get all irritated over for. It also seems the kid was getting vengeful on her...that was a nice thing to know. Yet, if Luxord wanted to find nasty Xigbar, who is with Zexion, he had to get out first, of course, it will be easy if he can now portal.

Sniffing through her stuffed nose, she waited to see what he'll do next, going to lay by her side on her sky blue covered bed as she cuddled more into the blanket, wondering how long this illusion will last. It was working, but not that much, and Larxene wasn't the type to get inside her sheets like she couldn't handle it.

She'll be fine, it was just a stupid cold.

 

Roxas had warped to the kitchen... he looked around, making sure no one was watching. He kept as quiet as he possibly could, so he would not attract any unnecessary attention or freak anyone out by 'mysterious footsteps' and stuff moving about 'by themselves'. He carefully opened the refrigerator door and picked up a glass pitcher filled with water. He got a glass and poured water into it. He slowly drank, making sure he wouldn't spill or get discovered by people who might suddenly come in.

 

(( Hey, guys! New member-- er.... Old... New... Um...

Yeah.

Anywayz, she's JOINING AGAIN! XD I made a mistake, and didn't ask her if she wanted to join again before I gave away all the new positions. D= Luckily, the new Axel was nice enough to give up her position. =3

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE ONE AND THE ONLY HISSORA!!! XDDD

*bows to her*

Okay - enough blarging. XD ))

Saix blinked in a very confused manner at the boy, then peered at Vexen closer. Suddenly, he recoiled, nothing but horror showing on his face. "Oh my-- VEXEN! You have boobs now!!! And, god help me, they're not bad...!"

He slapped his forhead, and face-planted onto the nearest counter. "Ohhhhhhh, Kingdom Hearts strike me where I stand.... Xemnas is going to freak...!"

 

OOC: That's great, then! Welcome...er, welcome back Hissora. ^^

When Larxene warped away, Zexion frowned, ready to say 'wait' but it had been too late. Glancing over at Xigbar, who seemed to be playing around with the contents of his nose, he sighed, shaking his head. Raising his hand, he opened a portal of darkness behind the Freeshooter.

"Just go through there and stay with Vexen and Demyx," he ordered, trying to keep his tone of voice soft. "In the meantime...I'll retrieve Luxord..."

That said, darkness circled around him as he disappeared, materalizing besides Larxene, according to her 'scent'. Turning, he found the Savage Nymph lying on her bed, the illusion of her blanket still wrapped around her. She was probably going to start screaming and shouting at him in a moment for being there, but might as well hurry and take the chance to speak.

"Larxene...you really ought to get some rest," he said, wearily running a hand through his dark hair. "You don't want that sickness to be worse, do you?"

He could smell another 'scent' from a distance, but he couldn't quite recognize who that was...Luxord, perhaps?

 

((2Foxie4U could you make the last part of your post bigger next time sorry to be a bother. I had a very difficult time making it out. ))

Vexen turned looking at Saix sighing. "Yes Saix its me and why thank you for the complement. " she said going over to him touching his shoulder. "Calm down at least until we get Xemnas awake and well even though your right in that when he sees me he is going to flip. I'm not the only thing changed though. Luxord , Demyx and Xigbar are all five. I have Demyx here with me right now while Zexion is out looking for the other two " she informed him "Come on sit down I think it would do you some good. I'll get you something to drink and you can tell me whats going on with Xemnas alright" she told him trying to keep calm. She was rather enjoying being a girl now it was funny to watch the different members reactions to her no longer being a man and that intrigued her.

 

"I can take care of myself," Larxene tried to snarl, but with her muffled voice it came more as a snort. Pouting in irritation, she went to sit upright again, and with a rustle, she took off the blanket that Zexion gave her rebelliously, and placed it on the bed, to lay unused now. She shudder a little at the cold, but tried not to show it as best as she could, though it all ended up for naught as she went to sneeze, two times now, only barely managing to cover her mouth in time. Blinking away the tears that formed from the sting in her eyes without her consent, she noticed that first, she should take off the uniform, which was what had gotten wet, and still was, a tiny bit. Larxene needed to get into something warm and dry, and get hefty amounts of tissues. She didn't know if Vexen had any medicine, but she'll ask for them anyway, not that it can kill the sickness. Medicine only takes away the symptoms, and the virus has to leave on his own, the least she can do is help her body destroy it (no resting, she didn't need to), unless of course, Vexen found the cure for the common cold. Wouldn't put it pass her.

Standing up to her feet, and gazing at Zexion for a moment in a frown, she began haughtily, "I don't need rest. What I need is for you to leave, since I'm going to change, and even then I'd want you to leave. If it wasn't for the cold, you would be suicidal coming into my room, a rule that every male in this castle knows not to do, unless permitted. Shame I'm not in the mood for pain." Larxene then flapped her hands forward and backward in a message to get out, like he was a fly, while her face warned of him not doing so can lead to force. "Now shoo."

 

A smile crossed Zexion's lips as he listened to her words. Her cold was seriously growing worse it seemed...perhaps it'd be to his advantage in the end.

"I'll leave...once I retrieve Luxord," he said, crossing his arms, as he glanced over at the 'scent' over at the far corner of the room, "and once I'm able to convince you to get some rest. Changing your clothes is wise, but the only way your body will be able to fight off this virus is through rest. Staying awake won't do any good. I'll be more than happy to provide you more than enough help for you to regain your health, whether it'd be a sort of warmth or not...as long as you get better...it'd prove much beneficial to you, and everyone else."

Once more he gazed towards the 'scent' in the back. He truly hoped Luxord was in there, lest he be making a fool of himself. However, where else could he be? She had said he was in her little chamber of torture, so where else would it be but in her room? Unless of course it was somewhere else...as there were plenty of other 'scents' running around on the other floors.

 

Larxene scoffed, placing her hand on her hips, her eyebrows creasing more and more in annoyance he continued to speak, and she giggled at him amusedly, raising a mockingly well-shaped eyebrow in return. Her lips were set between a line of a smirk, or a thin line, and she narrowed her eyes at him unpleasantly as she saucily replied, rolling her eyes to the side, "Spare me. I don't need your help, I didn't ask for it, I don't give a damn whether you want to aid me in regaining my health, and you can't force me into anything I don't want to do. And that means resting. And then I'll be more than happy to kick your carcass if you don't get out, until the point gets across. Savvy?"

She was glad to find out that her sentences came out clear if she concentrated enough, and her stuffed nose didn't hinder the sarcasm in it as well. Dropping her hands to her sides, she began to saunter over to the shadowed corner of her room, passing around the end of her bed as she made her way to the metal door that was the entrance to her unused torture chamber, her heeled boots clicking on the floor. Holding back a sneeze, set on not giving him the pleasure of that so he could continue blabbering, Larxene couldn't help but think there was something odd about Zexion, he was back to that unbearable flirting way of his, she could note, and she wondered for a moment...he did faint again...

Turning her body around to face Zexion suspiciously, she asked in a airy tone, smiling, "Before I take you to our dear Luxord, answer me this question. What were the words I said to you back in Demyx's room? Oh, and not when I left, before you woke up?"

 

(( Sorry - I wasn't about to do that, but most of Saix's little speech was screaming, and I wanted to make it appearent that little part was whispered under his breath. DX
I won't do et again. XD;

Blarg - I'm too tired to post... *has been really lazy lately* ))

 

Roxas was back up in his room, playing Nintendogs on his Nintendo DS Lite... "Good boy..." He murmured silently, rubbing his finger across the touch screen to pet one. The virtual dogs kept him good company in the room with no one but himself... Roxas whistled, making the dogs bark as they 'approached him'. He continued to give them attention... feeding, drinks, play stuff... At least XIII had something to do... He saved and then switched off the game... He picked up another gamepac and played Pokemon.

EDIT: Forgot to increase size...

 

Xigbar grumbled a bit, totally against the idea of having to go to VEXEN of all people. Why me...?! he thought, rolling his eyes. However, he was smarter than Luxord; he knew that what Vexen could do wasn't NEARLY as deadly as what Larxene would do to him if she came back and he was STILL in the room. With a little shudder, he jumped into the portal Zexion had left for him.

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Saix's invisable pulse began racing. He wanted to kill someone or something - he just wasn't sure what. He could even feel his nails elongating and his hair standing up taller as his Berserk mode began to activate. Straining to relax, he took a deep breath, drumming his fingers restlessly on the counter. He didn't see the mini-Xigbar appear out of the near-by portal, looking around anxiously.

 

"Xiggy?" Demyx calls to him. He looks back to Saix, then to Xigbar again. "Where's Luxord at? Wasn't he with you?"

 

((Ha! Nice quoting me, Foxxie! This is fun to watch.

Also, for the new members, Xemnas is already well aware of Vexen's sex change and Xig and Lux having drank from a certain fountain.

I'm sleepy and uninspired. *sad puppy face*))

 

((Sorry, just being off topic here. Look at this A more fitting pair if I don't say so myself. And a warning, if you do like Sora, or don't like yaoi, then don't look.))

 

((this is getting soo interesting! ^__^ i'm just gonna throw in a little random something so you people know i'm still alive))

"yes..."

it was complete. after all this time, all his time, it was done. already, he could taste the sweet smell of his victory. the countless time he had worker, over and over, without any bit of sucess. only the last time, he had yet again resulted in a disaster. only then did he realise the possible problem, the possible mistake. Already, it tasted so good. only one thing was left to assure sucess.

"finally" he smiled.

and bit into his none-burnt, finly make strawberry Pop-Tart

"now," he thought, eating away, "to start plotting my revenge against the chibis"

((I was bored))