Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

"GIMME ICECREAM!!!!" Xigbar screeched (SP?) at Lexaeus. "NOW! As your Superior, I am DEMANDING you give me what I want, and I want ICE CREAM!!!! ICECREAM!!!!!!!!!"

He hacked another of Luxord's tactics, and began screaming at a painful octive.

 

Lexaeus looked down onto the 5-year old Xigbar then turned back to Zexion, "And this one?" The screech of Xigbar's was piercing, but Lexaeus stood motionless. The screaming was beginning to aggravate him and so Lexaeus grabbed the back of Xigbar's coat and lifted him up so they were at eye-level with one another. "How can a kid like you be my superior?" Lexaeus eyed the kid as hard as he could, trying to figure out who he was, but nothing came into his head.

 

OOC: I forgot to post. 8D

Xaldin woke up to noise. And a lot of it. He changed into his usual cloak, and proceeded to the kitchen.
The scene he looked on was insanity.
"What in blazes is going on here?! Why is Xigbar demanding icecream?"
Xaldin winced as Xigbar's screeching increased in volume.

"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT UP!", Xaldin roared.

 

Xigbar glared into Lexaeus's eyes, pouting. "It's ME, ya numbnut! Doncha recognize me?!"

Xigbar blinked as Xaldin walked into the room. "OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT UP!!!!" the man roared.
"No, YOU shut up!!!" Xigbar screamed back, wailing again. "YOU ALL SHUT UP, AND GET ME MY FREAKIN' ICECREAM, GOD DURN IT!!!!!"

 

OOC: Xaldin and Lexaeus! Yes! Zexy's no longer alone!!

"Luxord! Get back here!" Zexion shouteed, walking after him. Encircling his waist with his hands, he lifted him off the ground. "Stop being such a spoiled brat," he growled, "and listen to me."

 

"I will NOT get a grown man ICE CREAM."
Xaldin, getting rather annoyed, decided to summon his lances.
"I suppose now is as good a time as ever to practice my accuracy. Lexaeus, hold him still, please."

Xaldin summoned wind, and his lances started moving.

 

((Didn't see Zexy's post. Sorry.))
The blond fought free from Zexion's grip. He ran away from him as fast as his little legs would carry him.

Luxord ran back up the stairs and back to the kitchen. There wasn't anything downstairs. He goes charging into the back of Lexaus' legs, yelling like an indian. "PUT XIG DOWN!" He yells, wailing on the back of his knees. That, of course, more then likely had no effect, so he did something else. He BIT the back of the tall member's calf. Pretty hard too. Like a dog or a cat bite, without the removeal of flesh ofcourse.

 

With Xigbar still in his hand, Lexaeus turned to Zexion and Luxord. "Luxord?" he asked dumbfounded. "How is that Luxord?" He then turned his attention back to Xigbar eyeing him even closer, "Xigbar?" The kid resembled him and sounded like Xigbar. He then turned to Xaldin, "That isn't a very fair fight." Lexaeus then threw Xigbar straight up in the air, "I'm not going to be a part of this. Besides," Lexaeus said scheming, "Even if you're 5 years old, you can still summon you're weapons and fight...I hope."

 

Xigbar whimpered at the sight of Xaldin's lances, quieting instantly. He took a moment to stare at the sharp, pointed tips, and did something he'd never thought he would.

EVER.

To put it kindly... He, uh... Relieved himself in his pants. Really soaked 'em, too.

He dropped to the ground with a small WHUMPF!, and did a backwards summer-sault. For a while, it was quiet... But, then he started sucking in a huge breath and....

 

Xaldin saw that his point had been made. "Heh. My point. With lances. I do believe I'm funny.", he thought.

Looking at Xigbar, he noticed that Xigbar had...made a mess of himself.
A horrible feeling settled over him. It's like that feeling you get when a teacher goes, "Time for a test!" and you realize you didn't study. That sort of oh-God-no-please-don't-let-it-happen emotion.

"GAH!" Xaldin said, withdrawing his lances, "D-DON'T CRY. WHATEVER YOU DO..."

But the plea seemed to come to late...

 

Luxord had released his teeth from Lexaus' leg. He rushes over to Xigbar, patting him on his back. "Come on. Let's get away from these lyin' meanies." He holds his hand out to Xigbar to walk with him elsewhere. Away from the mean adults.

 

Zexion was heading towards the kitchen when he saw the two kids, heading out. "Now where do you two think you're going?" he said, crossing his arms. "Look, stay. For some...hot chocolate? Don't you want something nice to drink?"

 

Xigbar gave two small whimpers, sucked in another deep breath, and let it all out in a scream that seemed to freakin' peel the pain off the walls.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

He sucked in another breath.

"AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHH-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

 

Luxord pats his hand, giving Zexion a dirty glare. "NO! You POO POO head!" He pulls Xigbar out of the kitchen, and heads off to Marluxia's garden. Weither or not Xigbar wanted to go wasn't on his mind. He wanted to calm his friend down and plot with him against the adults. They were all very mean to them. Mostly to Xigbar.

 

Xaldin could've sworn he heard glass break somewhere.
Thankfully Luxord removed him.
A few seconds later, he heard the crashing of glass, which confirmed his suspicion.

..."I obviously missed something. Anyone care to elaborate on why Xigbar wanted ice cream, and why Zexion is covered in milk?"

 

Lexaeus turned over to Xaldin, his ears in great pain, "I was wondering the same thing." He moved his attention back over to Zexion, "Care to explain, Zexion?" he asked raising an eyebrow.

 

Xigbar felt like he could NEVER stop screaming. I mean, his butt was so sore, and he STILL didn't have his icecream, and his head, and - oh man. He was really starting to smell rank, too.

After a while though, he was able to calm down, and his glass-shattering scream was reduced to nothing but a few snivvling whimpers. He looked up at Luxord. "Th-thanks, man..." he sniffed, wiping his eyes. "Sorry I kinda lost it back there..."

 

"It's okay. I won't tease you about it." He smiles. He pulls Xigbar under one of the bushes in Marluxia's garden. "Let's make them worry about us. They are the ones to blame for this anyways. We wouldn't have yelled and screamed if they just gave us what we wanted." Spoken like a true spoiled kid.

 

"Um....Wow," was all Axel managed to say.

Several seconds had gone by. The pyro stared at Zexion and Lexaeus with his mouth wide open.

"Um....just so everybody knows," Axel started, raising a hand in the air as if to swear in to a judge. "I had absolutely NOTHING to do with this."

 

The room was silent, as Zexion blinked, staring at the others. For a long while, a tension just laid in the air...until he spoke, clearing his throat, "Where is Vexen? I think he might have done something accidentally to Xigbar and Luxord...or someone else has...or something other...whatever it is, we need to take them to the Chilly Academic and have him turn them back to normal...after studying them of course."