Organization XIII - It's a beautiful day!

Members of Organisation XIII are trained to take surprises in stride. Or at least they are supposed to. Lexaeus was one of a very limited few (he believed only Xemnas and Vexen also shared this trait) who actually put this into practice.

So he was not startled at all.

"You'll have to tell the rest about your true sex if you want to do that," Lexaeus replied calmly as he applied the necessary force, succeeding in his attempt to bench press 150 kg.

The question was whether Marluxia wanted to divulge his true state of affairs to the others.

((GLHF at school, Koktankuu, pity you have to leave.))

 

"Well, maybe..." Marluxia said as he got closer to Lexaeus's body. Marluxia touched his lips and whispered the words, "It can be our little secret..." Marluxia then gave the kiss of death to Lexaeus. "Hm.. you're a bad kisser. Zexion wouldn't like that, now would he. Now, will you tell everyone else that I'm a woman? I would think they already know that." smiled Marluxia.


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@Koko: Eep! We need a new Luxord? T^T we'll miss you!!

 

"Hmm...where could I find a new Roxas plushie for Axel..?" Demyx spoke to himself while he wandered around Hollow Bastion. "And I suppose I should buy a new brush while I'm here... That jerk Xaldin stole mine. I'll never get it back ;_;".

He stopped outside a Disney store. "Ah-hah. Maybe I can find the plushie in here...."

 

Axel, fealing extremly bored, stat down in the garden and drank his coke. He sighed because not knowing where roxas was. He got out his black ipod (that had red flames on it) and started to listen to "The Kill".

 

Xaldin walked to the kitchen, since he never got the chance to eat after everything that has happened so far, he opens to fridge to see it half empty "lets see, there is some milk" said Xaldin, he shakes it a bit "Thars gone off, there is some cheese...with a huge bite mark in it, and a......what the hell is that" he looks at some food that looks like a sauage but it was all green "Vegeatrian maybe....oh forget it, i'll just order Chinese"

 

Marluxia ran into Demyx. "He wants to touch me in places!" he yelled as Marly was in a dress. "Demyx, help!"

 

All of a sudden axel heard some one say "Order Chineese." He jumped up and ran toward the kitchen and saw Xaldin looking in the fridge. "I want some Chineese!"

 

"Ok fine, what do you want, since I did blame you for the brush thing" said Xaldin

 

"Oh hey, Marly. What are you doing in Hollow Bastion? And....O_O.....what are you doing wearing a dress?! And who wants to touch you in places?!?!" Demyx freaked out. "Damnit, Marly this is a Disney store and you're tainting it!!"

 

"Okay... I'll just have a pound of orange chicken and a fortune cookie." Axel said and smiled. He sat at the table still drinking the soda.

 

Marly grabbed Demyx's hand and pleaded. "Lexaeus wants to touch my butt only because I'm attractive, and I'm in a dress because NO ONE thinks I'm a woman! Does everyone think I'm a man?!" Marluxia looked around. He saw a moogle in front of the store. "Don't tell me you're a fan..."

 

Demyx stared blankly at the raving lunatic that was Marluxia. It took a few seconds before he snapped out of his trance and stuttered: "...wait a minute...are you a-a..woman? Lexaeus wants to touch your butt? .......I think I'm gonna go throw up." He covered his mouth with his hand and lurched forward.

After some recovery time, he remembered Marly's question. "Actually, I'm here to buy Axel a new Roxas plushie....hmm...you should help me, it's partly you fault it's wrecked! No, it's mostly your fault!"

Demyx grabbed Marly and pulled him in the shop.

 

"Wait." Said Marluxia. "How was it my fault!? You gave your brush to Xaldin who blamed Axel who... you thought I was a guy?" Marluxia snatched his wrist away from Demyx and pouted. "And I thought we were best friends"

 

*B-best friend? Umm....okaay," Demys said confusedly, although deep down he was over the moon that he was considered a best friend by Marluxia.

"And you ripped Roxas' head off!! I wasn't really going to destroy the dumb, cute plushie!" Demyx argued and then said: "........I just thought you were a very girly guy..."

 

O_o was the expression Marluxia gave.

"Ok, first of all, you grabbed the body of that dumb doll. I grabbed the head and you pulled the body back and you ripped it, putting the blame on ME! AND PLEASE! Guys wish they look this good!" he pleaded.

 

"LIES! You pulled it! You should pay for it!" Demyx huffed and looked Marluxia up and down, "I suppose being female suits you better...." He hoped that his little compliment would make Marly change his *cough* her mind about helping him buy the plushie.

 

She sighed as she thought up an.... idea? "Ok, why don't we do this just to make Axel feel better?" She said. She continued, "Why don't I buy a bikini and you buy some trunks and take Axel to Hawaii just for the fun of it?" She saw Demyx with a wtf expression on his face. "Ok, then how about we buy Roxas cosplay and we sing him love songs?"

 

Demyx gave a disappointed look. "I just wanted to buy him his plushie, buy myself a new brush and go home to play my sitar in peace but NOOO...you had to say that." He sighed. "Well, I suppose Axel would enjoy that more...oh what the hell, I'll do it."

 

"Now" started Marluxia. "We need to get some cosplay... since Im the only one with internet and you're the only one with a credit card, your going to have to give me your pin so I can buy some cosplay off ebay"

 

"WHUT?? Hell no! I don't trust you with my money!"