~ Organization XIII In WalMart ~

"We would need to place two or three long strips for her to be make she is not able to speak. That, and we need to lock her hand with tape, unless they are handcuffs close by. We wouldn't want her to try something sneaky now..." Larxene went over with him, smiling at the girl too innocently and sweet to the point where it was creepy, before looking over at Axel normally. She wasn't going to go too far. Well, maybe she was, but then they didn't want Sephiroth on their behind, now, did they? Putting the blonde's arms behind her back as if she was being arrested, and holding her in a vice grip on the wrists to hold it, she went to say, "For now though, let's wait to see what Naminé has to say on her behalf before going to that extreme. If she screams though, be ready to cover her mouth...any questions?"

 

Xaldin quietly sneaks in and picks up Seifer's camera from the ground. With it, he walked over to Larxene and Axel without being noticed. "Smile." he said taking a picture of them. The flash from the camera pretty mush blinded everyone who saw it. "This should make a nice picture." he said looking at the camera's back screen. "Now, what do you suggest I do with this?" he asked them with a grin.

Seifer's skin turned white from the thoughts about cobras. He looked at his arms. In his eyes, he thought he saw that it was covered in snake bites. "Holy sh*t!" he screamed. Looking around, he saw the window curtains. Seifer went over their and ripped them off and use them to cover his arms."That's better." On the drawertop, he saw Riku's address book and went looking through it, starting from the middle. "Hmmm...Sora's...Leon's...Kairi's." He took out a piece of scrap and wrote Leon's and Kairi's address down. "Now that I'm awake, I'm ready to leave." he said putting the scrap paper away. The entire sun could be barely seen, but it was still pretty early. He jumped through the broken window and left the building. When he landed, he looked at the addresses. "I should go ransack Leon's place first. Should be interesting." He grinned.

 

Before Leon could do anything about Wal-Mart in his new form, he had to go back home for some supplies he might need.

Opening the door, he goes inside and changes into more casual clothing.
Even though he didn't have any underwire for the....Leon hated thinking about it.
He put on another top just to be safe.

He sat idle in the kitchen, writing on a scarp sheet of paper, listening to Spice Girls, dreadfully, so he could get into character...

Jeez, come on Kairi! look at the mechanical thingy you get caffine from everyday! Genie yells in his head, starting to get hyper from the coffee he was storing.

 

"None..''Axel smirked,not objecting to Larxene's method's of interrogation.This was something he admired,she'd do anything to get what she wanted.He moved in to bind Namine's hands when Xaldin had cut in,waving around a camera and smirking.What in the world was he getting at."...A Camera..so you've taken a picture of us and plan to something really evil!"Axel mocked in a children's voice."Oh whatever shall we do?...show it to Xemnas then,he know's we're here,right?..and show it to a K-mart employee or Sephiroth to get us in a battle..how would Xemnas react if he found out you were the cause of our deaths?..what would you gain from that?..''he asked,shaking his head at the Whirlwind Lancer.He wouldnt be leaving either way."And we're not leaving until that Genie can get those clothes off..''

It was obvious that they would not die anyway,but maybe the K-mart grunts would call the authority's and get them arrested..either way,Xaldin would lose.

 

Xaldin looked back at the picture. Oddly, it showed Larxene in her normal outit, as if it pierced through Jafar's magic. It was a camera from the computer world anyway. He tossed the camera to Axel. "Look at Larxene in the photo and tell me if you see anything different about her." he said to him.

Seifer got to Leon's fron't door. It wasn't locked, so he went in. "Hellooo...?" he asked if there was anyone there. The music of the Spice Girls echoed throughout the place. "He listens to the Spice Girls?! What a loser." he said to himself. He entered the kitchen and saw a woman around Leon's age. He confused. "Wait, Leon lives alone. She shouldn't be here, unless...that IS Leon! I mean, alot can happen when you're gone all day. Anything can happen!" he thought. He looked shocked. "Leon?! Is that...you?!" he asked the woman who faintly looked like Leon.

 

Leon takes an ipod earplug out of one ear.
"Leon is my boyfriend! You jerk!" Leon screams angrilly, besides sounding convincing, it was also because Seifer assumed Leon was a total putz when it came to women.

"You think Leon would listen to this!?" Leon asks, thrusting the earplug he took out slightly into seifer's left ear.

"CHERRY BOMB!" comes the verse instantly, sung by a rocker woman. (I honestly don't know who sings that, just that it exsists XP)

He then takes out the earpluf and crosses his arms, hip to the side.
"And what's with you being here, Leon invite you or something?"

 

Axel quickly moved the roll of tape to his left hand and caught the camera with his right.He didnt expect a move like that from Xaldin,was he on their side?..or was it just a coincidence that he found something interesting.Axel raised the Camera up so that Larxene could check out the results of Xaldin's picture,and oddly enough,it had showed Larxene in her normal outfit.What kind of trickery was this?"..Where did you find this camera?..''he asked

 

"I picked it up off the ground. That Seifer guy had the same one when he was in the computer world. Don't ask how I got in there." Xaldin answered. "And it fell from a hole in the roof. He must've dropped it or something when he got out." he continued. The last part was mostly fake. One of his lances dropped it when he told it to get a camera.

Seifer couldn't stand that line. "You look too much like him to be his girlfriend. Your voice even sounds like him, to a point. And I know that he doesn't have a sister." He did his research on Leon a few years back, so he would know.

 

"Ok, you want proof I'm not Leon?" Leon asks, trying to mask his disghust of what he was going to do.

OCC: I made this one short since you apparently type a little slower or something, becuase you take awhile to post Graxe, no offense.

 

ooc: none taken. my computer's kinda slow anyway.

bic: Yeah? And what are you gonna do?" Seifer taunted. He prepared for the worst.

 

Leon kisses Seifer directly on the lips, horrifingly so.
Trying not to gag, he tried to make it as believable as possible.

He then parts from Seifer, trying to hold back vomit.
"Believe me now?" He asks.

 

Seifer was totally shocked. He didn't expect him to go this far, but he thought there was a little regurgitation in the kiss. So he replied, "Two words: Hell. No."

 

Leon looks at Seifer with regret and anger.

"Ok! Fine! I'll show you the reason why I look like Leon so much!" Leon exclaims, going into another room and brining in his laptop.

Typing in a few keywords, he brought up his own Ematch screen, which was already logged in from before, so Seifer couldn't ask how Leon knew the password, simply because he didn't have to punch it in.

Scolling down to a person with no icon, he shows Seifer this, then shows one of his own preferences:

"A girl who sorta look like me."

"Leon didn't want me to show you because he was afraid you'd call him a girlless bum"
Leon says convingly, showing all of this to Seifer.

"Don't tell him ok?" Leon asks, right in time, looking guilty.

 

"Interesting thing, isn't it. And you can have it. I have no need for something like that. And don't worry about me telling Xemnas. You should worry about her." he told Axel. He pointed to Namine when he said 'her'. After everything that happened, he decided not to rat them out to Xemnas. He left K-Mart and went back to Wal-Mart.

Seifer looked displeased. He was so not convinced. So, he attacked her in a way only Leon would recognize and block(not dodge), with or without a weapon. Seifer's done the move almost every time he fought Leon. The "Scar Slash" he called it.

 

This is gonna hurt... is Leon's last thought as he allows, yet still looking shocked, the blade to pierce the flesh of his face.

 

Larxene, still holding on to Naminé, waited to see as Axel was going to tie her up, though it was once again distracted by Xaldin. She merely watched them interact impatiently, her eyes sharply going to the Whirlwind Lancer, until she saw him throw a camera at the redhead, Axel catching it gracefully. She liked when guys showed fast reflexes and look sexy and cool while doing it. Curious, though making sure not to loosen the hold on the girl, she stepped more closer to Axel when he went to show her the picture, leaning her head in, and her eyes grew a little. She never thought she'd missed her normal outfit, though she began to ponder what kind of trick was that...did the camra break through the magic so it takes photo of the original, or what? And a computer world? While it was interesting, she shook her head slightly, her eyes narowing as she sighed. "While I'd like to think on how that was done, if it doesn't get my uniform back, I consider it useless. Keep it though."

It was there after she said her words that Xaldin decided to make his decision on not telling Xemnas, which was all they wanted, and she peered at him walking off. Guess the camera was suppose to be a throwaway present, though she wondered what else did the mechanism do.

 

Nodding to Larxene's request,Axel stowed the camera in his coat pocket."..Didnt know a camera could do something like that..''he muttered,turning back and pulling the end of the tape outward once more.He quickly bound Namine's hands together and eyed Larxene while he was doing it."..You'd go so far,just to get your clothes off for me..I find that attractive..''Axel joked,knowing it was all about her.

 

Jafar, serious looking, descends from the sky to report to Axel and Larxene.

"No traces of the Genie anywhere." He says almost sullenly.

Leon lay on the floor of his own kitchen, his face wounded and bleeding in drips onto the tile flooring.

HELP! ASSUALTER! RAPIST!" Leon screams at the top of his voice, trying to yell past the stings of white-hot pain.

 

Responding to the cry's for help... the One Winged Angel appeared to defend his employee.

"Know your place!" he yelled as he drew forth his Masamune. He swung at Larxene, careful to avoid his helpless accountant.

OOC: Ok... this is fun now... I'll actually pay attention... sorry for my absense.

 

OOC: Wrong guy,dude.