~ Organization XIII In WalMart ~

All right.

BIC- Angel woke up and did her morning routine and going downstairs to check on the food supply.

....let's see....we need milk.....and fruit.......and soda......and....I think we might need more rice......I can walk to Walmart.....Kmart's kind of.....creepy anyway....better write a note saying where I am.....

 

Sora pushed the last of the carts into the right place in the entry of the large store and looked inside. His job was done for now. It was a rather hot day, and he was glad to walk back to the cool, air conditioned store.
Entering, he noticed what would seem to be a sky-blue puff of smoke across the store.
Genie!, he thought, What's he doing here?
He jogged towards the other end of the store, seeing Leon, the King, and Genie talking.
"Hey, what's up?" he asked.

 

Genies entire head spun around, his body still facing the other way.

With a twirl, Genie righted this and swifty flew over and Lifted young Sora, giving him an overly large, bone-crushing, yet comical hug.



The king merely chuckled and went to go help Leon with Seifer.


Leon on the other hand, since his hands were palm up and cupper under Seifer's shoe, Leon sparked an idea.

Thrusting his hands upward, causing Seifer to faulter and giving Leon enough time to get to his feet as the King came up.

 

Xaldin was walking past a window when he saw the commotion at Kmart. "Look at those idiots. Wait, is that THE Genie over there?! Oh God..."

Seifer jumped. He grabbed his mop when he saw Xaldin looking out the window at them. "Hey! They're spying on us!" he pointed out.

 

Genie hears Seifer and he turns into a blue lightbulb.

Turning back into himself, he shoots a shot of magic at Xaldin's window.

The Window turns into a glass box, surrounding Xaldin.

"Yes! One Packaged WindBreaker, signed and Delivered!" Genie triumphantly cheers as he lifts cupped hands and a applause and audiance cheers in the background.

 

"I KNEW it!" Xaldin said as he shattered the glass prison. "I must report this to Xemnas, or the next best thing." So off he went to tell Saix.

 

"Agh!" Sora yelped as Genie crushed him with a hug. "I can't breathe!" he choked.
He fell to the hard floor when genie suddenly turned into a giant blue lightbulb. "Ow..."
Looking toward the window at which Seifer pointed,he laughed at the blue cloud's creative way of stopping the other store's spying.
"So, what's going on?"

OOC: brb in a few, gotta check the mail.

 

She got to the area with Walmart and Kmart facing each other but then realized this was a serious mistake.

....uh-oh......well......I really don't want to hurt Kmart's feelings....and hopefully they won't hold a grudge against me...but...I really want to go to Walmart......

She took a side-step in Walmart's direction.

 

Genie, dressed in a baseball outfit, Similar to the Yankee's Design, with a overly bulky bat in hand, steps onto a baseball base he conjoured up.

A Ball comically appears, hovering in midair, right in front of the bat.

Genie twists his head at the camera, breaking the 4th wall as he sometiems times, and winks and raises and drops his eyebrows quickly.

He hits the ball right through the Large space where there was once a window, sending it hurling towards Xaldin's backside....


Leon Intervenes, "Genie, I think he's had enough." Leon says, almost ready to burst out in laughter but still stern looking on the outside.

"fiiiiinne...." Genie groans, his baseball outift poofing out and sending out one last spark of magic.

The ball suddenly hovers five inhces from Xaldin's face, Sticking a large pink toungue out at him and flying off through the shop.

 

Angel saw the ball.

What the?......hm......must've been nothing...well...time to wait til Walmart opens....

She got to the door.

 

Genie Follows Leon to the back room. Turning his smoke tail lower-half into two Silk Pointed-Shoe with feet and legs connecting to the rest.

Letting his miniature Ball reek cartoon prank havock next door, Genie shrunk himself down to size and went into the back room where an array of Disney Characters were located.

Genie turned his appearence more muscular and in a S.W.A.T team uniform. having to guard the Disney Characters while leon was busy getting ideas.

 

Cloud was outside waiting for Kh mart to open

 

She kept glanicing across the street hoping they won't come to her and start with a live commercial to shop at Kmart. She saw Cloud across and immediately looked back down.

.....that guy scares me.....don't make eye contact.....

 

It suddenly came to Leon, with Cloud standing outside, that KMart hadn't opened all morning.

Rushing around the store to get merchandise on the shelves, and getting people to their Cash Register or post, Leon then lights up the large red "K-Mart" Sign on top.

Running to the back room where Genie was, he let the Blue Denzien of Phenomial Cosmic power off duty to go on the roof and attract customers.

Genie made a salute and ran off to the roof.

Turning himself into a large TV screen, began to broadcast a commercial.

It shows the "Blue Light" icon of K-Mart battling the Wal-mart smilely with blue and red lightsabers.
Obviously Star Wars themed.
When the Darth Vader Mask wearing smiley sends his lightsaber hurtling at the "Blue Light", The blue lightbulb knocks the saber away with one blow and cuts the Smiley in half.

The scene ends with a slogo:
"Be one with the force, shop smart at K-mart."

 

.....T_T......thought too soon......*sigh*......wonder if I should say something about that being lame and a little too violent for kids.....

She was unimpressed and still sat against the wall next to the doors to Walmart.

OOC- Have to go...may be back.

 

Cloud looked at Angel look away from him "is she trying to avoid me" Cloud thought to himself

 

Genie loses his last transformation and shouts, "Who writes this stuff anyway??" He yells into infinity.

The Genie gets an Idea.

Turning once again into a tv, he also turns himself into a blue version of Buzz Lightyear.

He begins to speak in a good imitation of Tim Allen's voice.

"Come to K-Mart, Kid-Friendly, and Fun for Adults, K-Mart has all your shopping needs."
He says, opening the glass dome over his head, but then acting like he's gasping for air, puffing out his cheeks and growing pruple, then red, then plaid (?), and finally puce. (Don't ask....)

The Screen goes black with a dull Crash of machinery in the back ground, incinuating Genie smashed into the stage equipment.

It says then on screen:
"Just go to K-Mart Already, Angel!"
It says on screen, Genie somehow knowing Angel's name comically.

OOC: That's it for tonite from me, see ya!

 

Roxas dragged his body inside. He went to the Staff Lounge looking for his boss. "Hello??" Roxas said. He needed his next assignment.

 

OOC: Just make sure you keep in mind that Genie is not a playable RP character here.

Larxene was still writing down orders in a very lazy posture, supporting her head in her hand, only getting three calls so far, and thankfully, those weren't pranks. Hearing something suddenly booming outside, almost like advertisement, and wanting to get a distraction from the usual boredom she suffered every day, she quickly got up from her chair, and went around the huge desk to the swinging door on the corner, getting out into the store and down a aisle. She wasn't far from Xemnas and the rest, and seeing as she was quick, she walked pass them to see what this was all about.

She reached the glass doors in time to see a TV on top of KMart, as well as seeing Buzz Lightyear, and other random scenes. She couldn't believe it...what a cheap shot, they're using Genie. Despite her complaints on the job, it was still her job, and by hell she'll let KMart get away with this. It wasn't a problem, they had alreadyset a TV on the roof to exploit them to the people around, but what they needed was....entertainment.

Xemnas got distracted from going to his office as he heard the loud commotion, and with his eyes narrowing into slits, he trailed off after Larxene, walking calmly and ominously down until he also set his eyes through the glass door of their grand store, and his jaws tightened at what he saw. Saïx wasn't kidding about this new campaign. Now, considering this, they had to act fast without wasting another second. Glancing over at the blonde next to him who was scowling, he said, "Larxene, I will need you to round up Axel and Roxas, to get the interesting fireworks, you will also work, and get Marluxia as well. They're using a Genie as a easy way, we're going to make our own advertisement with our very hands and powers. This will attract more attention, and you'll see why."

Larxene smirked, for once, not minding her orders as she peered outside again. "Yes, Sir."

OOC: I'll take Marluxia too as my last character xP.

 

Realizing that the staff meeting was a total failure, and that they were running late Saix took the initiative and decided to unlock the front door.

"Good mourning maam, thanks for shopping at Walmart" he handed a shopping cart to the first customer waiting. It was a woman with a pony tail.

Looking out into the lot, he didnt see Roxas out there. It upset him. I only wish everyone else was as dedicated as I am, he thought to himself.