Organization XIII Goes to France

Demyx: i hope this dosnt mean i still have to go to the bathroom with u xemmy rite?

 

Nyxie looked over at Demyx. You dont have to do anything with this man..... She reassured him. Shame on you, Mansex! Some ****ing superior!! She scolded him.

 

Xemnas: Hmm... you're obviously not into this. Hey Luxord? Wanna do it with me? Before we die?

 

Demyx: FINE ILL DO IT WITH YOU!!!!!!

 

Luxord:Xemnas...if you fix this plan ill do whatever you want when we get to France!just save us!

 

Demyx, you wanna hang out with Marly and me? SHe asked Demyx...

 

Demyx: ILL SAVE US!!!before i became a nobody i was a pilot!!!!!Xemmy if i save this plane you can touch me!

 

DEMYX? Well, do you WANT to do this? remember: Once its gone, youll never get it back... She warned.

 

Xemnas: Ooh... I sense some jealousy...
Me LIke...

LET'S GO!!
*grabs Demyx, carries him to the private room in the plane*

*half hour goes by*

*Xemnas walks out with boxers on*

*Demyx walks out wearing nothing*

 

Luxord:Xemnas...I'm scared hold me!i cant trust Demyx to save my life!he cant even bake a cake!

 

Demyx: *shivering and shocked with a scared face* He analed me!!!Oww my a$$ hurts!!!

Demyx went to the front and controleld the plane.............they landed in france saftley.........

 

NYXIE: Wow... You are SOOO low right now, Mansex.... *palmface* *cuddles Demyx* Are you okay?

 

S-sort of...............Can u and me share a hotel room wen we get in the hotel plz?

The plane was safe on the ground in france

 

Xemnas: OKay, hold on everybody!!!!

*grabs control and tries to even the plane out*

*hits auto pilot*

YAY!

HOLD ME LUXORD AND DEMYX!

Oh... Hey luxord? Are you still a virgin?

OOC: Got to go to bed noW!

 

Luxord gets off the plane
Luxord:well now that that life altering cataclysm is passed lets go to the hotel!

 

NYXIE: OF COURSE!!!! Ill save you from the rapist *pointedglareatxemnas*

 

Demyx: OH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!*hugs nixie and realizes he has no clothes on*uh.....................

 

Luxord:no i banged Namine during the Reverse/Rebirth version of the English Kingdom hearts:chain of memories.

 

NYXIE: *giggles* Its fine... Tell me, are you gay or straight?

NYXIE: I REALLY didnt want to know that.....

 

Demyx: at least we know ur not gay!!!and im straight...........

OOC: GODDAMN YAOI FANGURLS/GUYS!!!!!!!*shoots machine gun at everyone*