Organization Misfits VI

And you're in. Welcome to the OM. :)

 

Wow, new person, been a while since we got one of those.
Try not to break them this time guys.
Or just scare them off.
Or turn them inside out.
Or... ... . ..
.... ... ..
. .. .

*AHEM*
Welcome~

 

Ha ha ha, yes. Don't worry kika everything will be alright.

Just remember new guy, here in the OM rules become options and people become fertilizer!

 

Welcome. I suggest you watch your limbs... We have some cannibals in here.
Me? No, of course not... Ahaha...

 

hey what's up? i've never really been here before and i kind of just made an account but i'd like to make some new friends and this family seems nice so yeah. (:
Name: Withaheavyheart
Rank: ?
Number: IX
Personality: happy, chill, nice, short.
Reason for being here: to make new friends. haha

 

And you're in. Wow, another new member and so soon. Well that's good. More skulls for the skull throne! Welcome!

 

really? haha. well that was easy. thanks!

 

Me=Join?

Name-hercules
Rank-?
Number- IXI (is that even a number)
Personality:bored,bored,bored,chillaxed
Reason for being here: To kill bordom and make some friends (also to be random)

 

No problem new guy! But there are some risks being here. Just a few minor things. Here's the list:

-Do not retreat until HigherBeing says so.

-Do not look like you will retreat before DoomDen says so.

-Do not think about retreating before kika says so.

-Do not think about thinking of retreating before I say so.

-Do not be incompetent in battle, DoomDen'll execute you for being useless.

-Do not move too far away from kika when she is here, she might think you are retreating without her command.

-Do not fantasize about the women (or men, what ever you prefer) that are xenos, heretics, or mutants while in the field of battle... or outside.

-Do not fantasize about human women (or men) either, we'll execute you on the grounds of heresy.

-Do not mock anyone that is an older member of the OM, it's the same as treason.

-Do not look at yourself in the mirror with a grimdark look, you'll assume you want to kill yourself.

-Do not interrupt HigherBeing while she's speaking, she'll execute you for the insubordination.

-Do not worship the ruinous powers.

-Do not look like you are worshipping the ruinous powers.

-Do not think about worshipping the ruinous powers.

-Do not think about thinking about worshipping the ruinous powers.

-Do not think AT ALL or we'll think you are thinking about worshipping the ruinous powers.

-Do not openly question my orders.

-Do not suggest your orders are suicidal.

-Do not mention that the other family threads are better motivators.

-Do not mention that the staff scare you more than us.

-Do not mention that I'm the most useless unit to have in a command squad.

-Do NOT interrupt DoomDen while he's attempting to execute someone unless you have a pretty good reason as he'll execute you along with the one about to be executed.

-DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES challenge older members in the OM in a western shootout. Why? Because we're *BLAM*

And things that might help you:

-Do go into rage mode when around cultists

-Praise other members on a job well done when circumstances are right

-Shine our weapons when he isn't using it

-Charge towards blood crazed Berserkers even if you don't want to

-Bring me a dinosaur

-When the rest of your squad looks like they are gonna fall back, step away from the kika's general direction as she might choose to execute you to make an example for the rest of the men.

-When you are about to do something that can only be described as bats*** insane and an older member's around suggest it to him/her, if you survive said suicide mission we'll probably favor you a bit, which probably means that might actually think about who's we're shooting at.

You're in. God we're getting a lot of new members.

 

lol what? i don't understand this.

 

*pulls out sword* Are you questioning me? Read it again.

 

okay. i think i understand. :P

 

Good! One of the new members we had in the OM before left us because I used as a punching bag. I show love through pain!

 

haha a punching bad? love is pain. duhhh!

 

Well and personal torture boy. Oh that reminds me! *pulls out a chainsaw* Love through pain. *evil laugh*

 

*runs away* love is no longer pain. haha.

 

Well, I have to go now!

I should mention that this family isn't as active as it use to be. *sigh* Those we're the good days... Well, I have to go! See ya later!

 

well maybe it will pick back up again, since you have gotten three new members in the past two days! :)

 

...It appears a lot of the posts have been deleted... Why? Why?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

 

Could have to do with whatever was happening before, the site wouldn't let me on saying it was in maintenance. Could be they didn't have a backup of stuff after a certain point in time.
Kinda strange they didn't though, or didn't tell us (as far as I saw) we where gonna have maintenance. Though I did catch a database error before so.. yeah.

What where we talking about?