Organization Misfits VI

What kind of fake statistic?

 

Probably just something like popularity ratings on various things.
I think I'm adding in a chart of video game streams and ratings, but I only really know Vinesauce so the other streams will be made up.

Our teacher is also forcing us to write an obituary.. on someone who hasn't died yet.
Facts have to be real though, just that the death is fake.

 

Lol now I really wanna read it. xD Can't wait.

Oh and your teacher sounds pretty odd...

 

Sounds rather interesting.

M. Night Shamamalama, his body was never found. How's that for a twist?

 

No, the real twist is that M. Night Shamaladingdong actually can make a good movie again.

 

That's movie related, this is game related.
I'm thinking of killing off ZUN, he's important enough that 1/3 of Japan would be in tears over it, but Touhou is still 'underground' enough here that it fits in the magazine theme.

Higher, how is my teacher odd? The killing people off thing?

 

The term odd is subjective like everything else.

 

Yeah kinda like the Godfather and Elf with will Ferrell.

 

Lol exactly, killing people off.

 

There's method to her madness, so far as I would think.
1- It has to be someone of relative importance to the magazine. That maybe hard to find
2- If you do find someone, was it even recently enough to write an obituary over? It's not like a music magazine can write one for some great musician that's been dead for hundreds of years, it just wouldn't seem logical.
3- Even if both of those fit, how does she know we didn't just look up obituarys that already exist for this person and plagiarize parts of it?
4- she's morbid?

 

Fun times had by all!

Hmm, this should be intresting?



Anyway, who wants to throw an End of the World party tomorrow?

 

Eh? Why tomorrow, I was just getting the hand of my new language. :<

Fou au ga.

 

I was making a joke at the people who think the world will end tomorrow. I know, it sucked.

 

Oh right, forgot about that.
Why is the world full of lunatics?

I mean, I'm not discluding myself, but at least I don't predict when the world will end.

 

Here's a question that has bothered me for sometime: Why do people keep trying to guess the End of the World if past attempts were proven wrong? Hell even the bible says at one point that we know not the day or hour; only God knows the End time, so clearly the guy who made the theory is an idiot.

 

Implying Christians even care what's in the book?
Everyone's got a skewed idea of a concept that's already skewed and misshapen.

Maybe it's just fun to be a doomsday believer.

 

I'm a doomsday believer. I have seen him kill Superman.

 

Hmm, true.

Who finds it fun in thinking about the end of existance? Besides someone with serious issues?

That was Darkseid who killed Superman. >:/

 

Yeah, sorry Darkseid never killed Superman. He has come close on many occasion's but Doomsday is the first to kill the Man of Steel in '93s "Death of Superman".


You are thinking of Darkseid killing Batman in "Final Crisis".


P.S-He didn't actually kill him he just sent his mind into other dimensions. Nice move Grant Morrison (I hate that guy)

 

Okay, I was wrong. I'm a big enough person to admit that.