Organization Misfits VI

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stay away so long.

I don't mind being a panda, but I dislike being sad...though if you're a panda why would you be sad?

 

~_~ Ugh. I miss this place.

 

Its cool.

Because I'm an endangered species?

Don't we all, in time this place will be empty. And that's terrible.

 

;_; Nnnoooo

 

I know but unless all the members come back in full force we pretty are destined to end.

 

Pandas aren't endangered, that's a conspiracy, just like how dodos are extinct, and dinosaurs despite the fact that even if they where alive right now they wouldn't be able to breath because the climate they lived in wasn't just warmer but had 40% more oxygen in the air.

Hey, I think we're doing quite well to still be alive and kicking here. I think it was kinda expected that we would all leave like... however long ago it was when everyone else also dwindled off. A year or so? More? It's a conspiracy, we're not endangered, we just want us to believe we are.

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CONSPIRACY!
okay I'm done now...

 

I want a Dodo bird. They are cute.

Maybe we should kidnap new members, drug them, then force them to join. Like a BAWSS!

 

Nah, we won't keep anybody around like that unless we keep them drugged 24/7, which we hardly have the money to go through with.
Do we have a plan B or C, maybe also D?

 

Plan B - Ask if they require(sp) tea. Then put drugs in tea that will make them more... "willing" to join.

Plan C - Do it the Hashshashin way. Give someone a drugged drink then have the person chug this drink and pass out. When the initiate awakes he or she will find him or herself stoned off they're ass in the most beautiful garden this side of Babylon – a glorious place full of wine, honey, fountains, palm trees, daiquiris, and super mega hot topless bellydancing virgins gyrating around like crazy all over the place. Let the initiate basked in this Earthly Paradise for several hours, at the end of which we'll appeared to him and say something to the effect of, "This is what we have to offer you. Join and we shall show you the way to paradise." Then the f(guitar riff)er will be drugged again and thrown back into his or her ****** studio apartment.

Plan D - Torture.

 

I like plan D...

 

Of course you do. Swan dive! ...Into the best night of your life.

 

I'll just take the normal route thank you, swan dives only work for pools.

 

That's fine. I'm on a horse. Bowties are cool.

 

You get a horse?! Pssh, I'm getting Alfred then.

 

Oh yeah? Look down. Now look up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand? I have it, its an oyster shell with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamends! Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

 

But Old Spice smells bad.
Besides, I get Alfred, the coolest horse ever.

 

Umm well....

burnitup's inner thoughts: S(guitar ruff)! I better think of something fast...

Umm... Take this!

[video=youtube;3or9lrQ2_ms]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3or9lrQ2_ms[/video]

 

I..that-
HEY STOP DISTRACTING ME FROM HOW AWESOME ALFRED IS.

 

Yeah distracting you from Alfred the horse, heavy risk... but the priiize.


edit: You and Alfred reminds me of this:

[video=youtube;h9-dLzzQuVM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9-dLzzQuVM[/video]

 

What prize is there to distracting me? *clings to Alfred*

I refuse to click for fear of distraction.