Organization Misfits V

*hits Ol'Sephy*
Can I have $5 for that?

 

*gives kika five dollars* Here ya go.

 

Sweet.
Can I hit him again just for fun?

 

Sure. Why not? Here. *hands kika a pair of brass knuckles* Have fun.

 

But...but... I wanted the bat with the rusty nail ;~;

 

Oh kika, you rascal. *hands kika a bat with rusty nails* Have fun!

*plays record player* *music*

 

I go on a spiritual journey, leaving my body in YOUR CARE, yet when I come back, you have not only punched it, but you've also mutilated it with a nailbat. Now, I should just wait for the pain to settle in...

. . .

*passes out from the pain*

. . .

*spirit rises from the body*

I hope you're happy. On second though, I KNOW that you're happy. That's just the way things work around here...

By the way, do either of you EVER beat EACH OTHER up? Or is it too much of a hassle compared to how I seem to leave myself wide open for it?

- D...

 

Oh, Sephy. We hurt you because that is how we show our love for newer members of the OM!

 

We used to beat each other up but then you came along.

Love and peace? *kicks away a few bloody tools* Heh.

 

Good times.

 

I was never a fan of the book "Love and Peace".


*Travels through the Mobius Contiuum*

 

Holy... Kiryu posted here again?
My mind is blown.

If by chance you come back before this post disappears, what's up? It's been quite a while since you joined in a real conversation.
Mostly just one post then you run off again.

 

Oh...my...GOD! It's a rare Kiryu post! I've got a Masterball with your name on it!

Yeah, I know right?

 

WOAH, KIRYU!

I haven't seen you since we disposed of that corpse!

...I mean... erm...
*runs*

 

So that was why I was put in jail. I guess I was supposed to fill in that blank for myself so I chose to believe I was in there for having my way with an emperor's wife and daughter at the same time while playing a rock guitar solo on the desecrated corpse of God.

 

Dad?

...
MOMSIES.
BANZAI!!!

 

....What...the... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA

 

Wot.

Well it appears we're both here at the same time. Wow.
I take this as a belssing from ZUN, creator of all that is Touhou.
Because apperently this has to do with Touhou.
Touhou.
Yeah.

 

I see.... I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

 

I refuse to let you tell me so.

TOUHOU.