Organization Misfits V

Make that three.

 

You're jsut that weird stalker that never posts D:<

 

Where'd they go?
I miss them so
Seems like it's been forever
That they've been gone

NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDDD!!!!!

Stalker!!!

 

Maybe if we had a giraffe shaped mosh pit they would come back...

 

Good idea! I'll get the Earthquack(sp) Generator.

 

NUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu

We need to make it using ostrich power. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT WE NEED TO. JUST STARE ONE IN THE EYE AND YOU'LL SEE. I DUNNO WHAT, BUT YOU'LL SEE.

 

I GOT THE EARTH QUACK GENERATOR
I call him MR DUCKIEWORTH

 

Ostrich powers? Bah! Ostriches fail in comparsion(sp) to Narwhal powers.

Alright, but I get to activate it!

 

Sounds like a plan, Osel B!

 

Right! So when do we activate it?

 

On march 33rd at 3:33 am, perferable with seconds at 33

 

After the 33rd Colossi has been defeated by the 33rd Chosen One of the 33rd town of a small country with a sword that is shaped like the number 33.

 

Of course it only works if the third son of the thirty third king of Poland blesses said sword, right Osel B?


EDIT:
OH GOD WTF NOT ONLY ARE THE PREMMY NAMES RAINBOWY, BUT THE PATTERN CHANGES EACH POST
*dies*

I wanna change my name, Sai is to short for it to look good, Kaitou Sai would be better :/

 

Let's not forget that the sword carved the desk in the Oval Office by the 33rd President of the United States of America, who made the desk out a pine tree from the 33rd largest forest. And not just any pine tree, but a pine tree from the planet Malacor 33, where the trees are 3300 feet tall and breath fire! From these tree the desk was carved using the 33rd blood ritual of the Malacor people, so not only does this make the desk 33% harder to destory but it can also bend space and time!!! Its also a very fine matrial(sp), very expensive.

 

Ah yes, we musn't forget that. Very beatuful wood, very beatiful.

And now we await for such the day to come.

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Screw it, let's set if off now.

 

Right! Activating the Earthquake Generator! *clicks a few buttons* Ignition on! Activating main engine. *clicks a few more buttons* Activating sub-engine! Cluster Generation... *clicks a big red button* ...on! Target coordinate calculation have been activated! Thermal protection has been activated! Anti-Shock Balancers are open! Heat detection system is online! Main panel... *clicks a few more button* ...open! Activating CELL Pistons! Igniting Vanishing Sparks! Activated Trinity Pistons and Scouting Scope. *evil laugh* T-minus 10 seconds!

 

Dude, that is a lot of pressing buttons and random engines to turn on, you sure that's the right device?

 

T-Minus 7 seconds!

(and yes. I'm sure I got it right.)

 

<_<
>_>

*backs away a little* How safe is this again?

 

T-Minus 5 seconds!

(Oh it's safe. Well.. for those not in the targeted area anyway. Hehehe.)