Organization Misfits V

Immortal, clearly the meaning is 'one who is not mortal' mortal being that you live, and you die, without question.

Is it possible the immortals you refer two are different in the sence that, age will not kill them, but to be stuck with a blade may well do them in? In which case such still mauy hold the title Immortal, yet just barely.

Heh, damn you got me into a Raine speach.

 

Okay then.

 

Is this still going on >.>?

 

I don't know.

 

Your Majesty, the King of Kings! It is apparent that I am not one of "your immortals," which are "different." I cannot be killed by anything!

However...

I can be stabbed, ran over, dismembered, castrated, (please don't), ground up into little pieces, or otherwise horribly maimed, but, I assure you, I will survive. I will heal the wounds. If it would normally be instantly lethal, then...

Let's not think about that, shall we?

I can also juggle, if Your Majesty would wish to see...?

*pulls out two chainsaws, a large kitchen knife, and a small thermo-nuclear warhead with a blast radius of about five feet*

Shall I begin, m'lord?

 

*pulls out a gun and shoots Ol'Sephy with a Anti-Immortal bullet*

 

I wish it would stop raining so I could get the Rejects tariler filmed >_>

 

*tilts head* What do you mean?

 

I'm making a movie, maybe. >_<

 

What's it about?

 

Click Here :3

 

I see. Interest. All it needs is 4th Wall Breaking.

 

Why would I break the fourth wall?

 

Cause its funny.

Spoiler

 

O_o Um...okay...

 

Deadpool, blasting Fourth Wall down, brick by brick!

 

I don't trust links that have faces like :3 after them.
SZS did it better. 4th wall breaking that is.
I want a super special dasu eyed Unicorn siganure for no reason now. Damn ToS2.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALICE, SOMEONE GET ME SOME APPLE JUICE.
I am hyper. I realize this.
Minty, you heard nothing.
NOTHING.
I don't have a problem, I swear.

 

Ow! What the sh*t, man? That still hurts!

*pulls out bullet and looks at it*

Why would you shoot your own Royal Jester?! And, by the way, Acme Brand doesn't make the best Anti-Immortal Bullets... As is now obvious by how ineffective this one was on me. Try Omega Brand. It'll cost you an arm and a leg, but it's worth it! You'll be making pink mist out of immortal people's heads in no time. I recommend the hollow-points. Highly effective at close or long range...

Ah, sh*t. I just gave you advice on how to kill me, didn't I?

*pulls out a small device with a red button on it*

I think that I'll use this device now. A street vendor sold it to me! He said, "Press that button to go where nobody can touch you. Very good if somebody is about to kill you!"

*presses button*

Good bye, m'lord! I will now be safe from --

BOOM.

((Damn street vendor...))

 

Deadpool pwns all in 4th wall breaking.

 

I pwn all with my abilities to break the fourth wall.