Organization Misfits V

it doesn't really feel like you have forgiven me... what would you like me to do?

 

Axel: Dude, don't ask him that.

Me: Bring me the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre! Baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into a meat-grinder by the hands of a one-eyed madman! Cheese boiled from the rancid milk of a fanged cow! Layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

Axel: See...Told ya.

Yosuke: I tasted mustard.

 

uhh... ok... well ill take that as an apology excepted!

Ok. First! My friend got outta the hospital! He won't need any surgery! and the idiot the day he elaves the hospital goes on a road trip to go to a hard rock concert. xD idiot.

Second. I met a girl.

 

Beats Wars Megatron: Yesss.

Thats good.

Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

 

I mean it was perfect timing. and if you have the time ill tel you the story of what happened between us. we're not dating yet

 

Save it until you start dating. But don't rush things...yo.

 

Well... ya see. It was just kinda funny. We don't exactly LIKE each other. I mean cuz we've only met each other twice. It's just that we both think each other are cute. I think she's really nice and I'd like to talk to her more. OMG my stupid friends were being ******ed. And she thinks im Really funny.

 

Hmm, I see. Interesting. To the Burnitup-Cave! *opens up a secret door* I'm the Goddamn Burnitup-Man.

 

Plus that night I met her Dad for the first time. He loves me. hehehe OMG my friend was an idiot when he pulled up! My friend goes over to him and i'm talkin to his daughter and my friend goes to the dad. "hey theres your son-in-law."

Oh man that got me heated but the guy was super cool. the first word i heard him say was "boobs" lol.and even better. he likes me. hehe

 

Why don't you chop your friend in half with a sword for his stupidity? *joking*

 

you think he was bad?

Before I met her at Starbucks that day My other friend (girl) (her best friend) was like Tyler you should totaly date her! and i was like what?! I've never really met her. So the whople day when we got to Starbucks she was like... "Oh! you wana tap that Tyler! right in front of her!!! but she was so cool about it cuz i mentioned something else about another girl and she was like "I thought you loved me?"

But yeah. great life i have.

 

To make that story more weird they'd have to say "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow" at the end of the sentance.

What me to help?

 

umm seriously? you have words of wisdom for me? shoot.

 

Yeah.

Let's find a rock
I mean a big-ass rock
Or maybe something like
A cinder block is better
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your fa-​

Axel: Dude, I don't think he meant like that.

Me: O Rly?

Axel: Ya Rly.

Yosuke: No Wai!

 

burny... do you have multiple personalities? is that what those are?

 

Nope, they are there for the sake of humor! But seriously I do ha-

Tom Cruise: Gentlemen! I have made love to this machine! And now, upon retrospect, I ask why.

Me: *sigh* Tom Cruise is sooo crazy...

 

LMAO. i lold. Ok goodnighty. i hope i get to talk to Sai tomorrow

 

Glad to be of service. See ya man.

 

I think Darkest Blade was actually kidnapped by aliens.

Oh and Burnitup, I see you found the wonders of Jonathan Coultons songs. XD Not my favorite song, but well worth a laugh.

 

Out of Commission...

I am still here, but I won't be posting as much. My computer got the Conflicker Virus on April 2nd, and now won't turn on, at all. T_T I might be back around the day after Easter. =D Well, hopefully... O_<

Later for now!