Organization Misfits V

Dark wondered why the green man didn't care about him stealing Christmas

 

How am I supposed to work with what you gave me?

 

When suddenly...

THEY DID THE MASH

 

and one of the dancers said, "I'm going to f*** s*** up!" and he did

 

The dancer decided that replacing the fruit punch with pure lemon juice would be a good wayu to cause chaos

 

but instead of lemon the dancer realized it is actually lime.

 

and another dancer hated the taste of lime and he died

 

Everyone stopped dancing when they realized one of the dancers had died of tasting Lime, so everyone banned lime from the kingdom

 

the kingdom of the rather unsual and unexplained deaths.

 

and then the Gran Duke of Owls appeared after his weakness, lime, was banned

 

And announced to the kingdom:

My socks are on fire.

 

but where actually frozen solid

 

and Christian Bale yelled at him, "Oh, I apologize. My hormones must be gettin' nuts. Now please, if you would, get the *** out of my way. I mean, how many times do I have to ***ing write ice cream on this ***ing list before someone gets their *** in gear, and brings home the ***ing ice cream! Maybe I should get a steak knife AND ETCH INTO YOUR MOTHER***ING FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT ***ING BE?! ICE MOTHER***ING CREAM! I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVING WITH ***ING MORONS!!!"

 

And the king then said
"Excuse him, he's just THE GODDAMN BATMAN."
The king thens said

 

And the the king's Jester said, "And his parents are DEEEEEAAADDD!!!"

 

but lex luthor brought them back

 

The people muttered over these facts for a while then came to the conclusion that

 

ducks are invading the kingdom next door

 

so Ze Frank got a bunch of SPORTS RACERS together to try and calm the ducks

 

but then the dancer from before said, "I'm going to f*** s*** up!"