Organization Misfits IV

You didn't break it... D: but I dunno how I'm gonna eat the chip.

 

.......*dies*
X_X

 

Ohh... though one to beat, but.....


AHEM!



Odd wording can only be done when you drink at least 4 cups of Star Wars.

In other words, you must be random. Everyone has a different style of Odd Wording, mainly words. Things like odd names and places word well.
For instance, Alpaca. Alpaca is a very odd word, because Alapaca are very little-known. Now, something odd to describe it.
How about regurgitating? Yes, gargletoes dog propeller.
Then add chunked soybeans, such as horrible goats- and then a flashlight again. Like the dipping sauce.
Cinderblocks. The fish slapped, "Do you not pickle? The hornet of A slander laptops does not go on rap the wrap.
As the swordfish boiled, he startled himself: Does my slingshot really not are is not made of titanium?
He pulled the bear back, as it clawed his shingles off.
U2 used to have an incredibly annoying drummer who was also very bad at drumming, so they took him to columbia, stole his passport and left him there when they went back to ireland. the current drummer was found in bono's cupboard a few days after they came back.
Eastern Earlines! He arisen, with a DVD of Dancing Frogs in his pancreas. He slourned it tightly, as he spongebob all the way home.
Oh no, he happened to zork something.
THE HAGENDAZ!
He jiggled his speaker to saturn, and then 4 o blizzard'd all the way soap. However, he realized something. His artichoke had not been fully boiled! He could not jump if it had been made of slingshots.
Oh god no, he bumped into a parrot.
The alpaca arose out of the pudding cup and gargled, "Single swordsmen, so super spontanously surprising." And he desintigrated back into his hiccup.
i have fizzy breath. it taste like pigs feet.
So, he said, can you rip me off a piece of that soda? Make 7 Up Yours!
The swordfish finally realized that fans were the best solution.

The Fin.



EDIT: Whoa, anybody else's computer just freak out for a little bit there?

 

...That was random.


But not as random as the following sentence.

ABLAGBLARGH

 

Guyz if I died, what would you remenber meh for....

 

*slams hand on table* HEY! I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO SIT AROUND AND TALK!

I'm not payin' you at all....


Carry on, then.

 

Pardon meh french but WTF DR, why do you pop up randomly and say the stupidest things!! -_-

 

Correction, DR. DR, thank you very much.

I do it for fun, duh. 8P

 

Doctor DR? CRap. I must be high -_- guess what I watched....

 

DOCTOR!

What did you watch?

 

ARGHH!!! I have failed. You win.

If you died...? Where is this coming from?

OBJECTION! You're paying us, just not in money.

DOCTOR! WE NEED YOUR HELP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM! D: *flails about pointing in a random direction* It's in that direction!

 

Like I said I'm high( MEANING ITS LATE AND I CAN'T USE PROPER GRAMMER/SPELLING)......THE ANIMAL CROSSING MOVIE!!!!!!

 

...Assassin's Crossing...MOVIE?! ZOMFG!

...oh wait, you said 'animal'.


....I wanna play Assassin's Crossing now....

 

OMG! look at this.... Therapist....The-Rapist DX anyways I'm heading teh bed... G'night you peoplez

 

...you just noticed? Why do you think I haven't been to therapy?!

 

*yawn* Hey everyone.

 

I totally passed out last night.

That was joke on SNL.

 

Really? Gosh Mari- dot are you bishy today?

 

My comp quit working and I just fell asleep.

Yep.
And now I'm tired, wow.

 

....I just woke up.

It's 6:38pm

Seriously, WTF?