organization 13 at school (Chapter 1)

Awesome! Write more!

 

lol man~ ;3
dat was funny,really. keep up the funnies.

 

man, that was funny. Try to make longer chapters, that way they last longer and I don't have to feel as sad when they're over. =( :D :D :D

 

why lexeaus call him self a doofus

 

whoops that was an accident... ok I fixed it.

 

organization 13 at school (Chapter 5)

Hey everyone! It's time for reading class... ENJOY!

chapter 5: Fifth period reading class.

Everyone was slowly walking to their lockers... they did not want to go to class. Demyx came back from the nurse with a baggy full of barf. Don't ask why he did that... anyway, this is Zexion's favorite class of course. So he was really excited. Demyx went up to Zexion to annoy him...
" HI ZEXION! You want to see my bag of vomet?" Asked Demyx.
" *gags* Ew gross! Get that thing out of my face you peice of goose guts!" Shouted Zexion as he gagged.
Then Demyx tripped on air and flung the bag of barf all over Zexion. And of course Zexion was disgusted.
" AHHHHHHH!!!!" Shouted Zexion... then he ran to the bathroom crying.
" Whoops... oh well!" Said Demyx then he went to class.
" Hello there welcome to the class of read." Said the teacher.
" Don't you meen reading class?" Asked Larxene.
" No I meen the class of read." The teacher repeated.
Demyx gave the teacher a weird look and headed to his desk.
" Are we missing some people? It feels as though the room is empty" Asked the teacher.
" There's only one person missing... you have twelve people in this class how could it feel empty?" Said Roxas.
" Don't get sassy with me young man!" Shouted the teacher.
" I'm not getting sassy I'm just pointing out the obvious." Said Roxas.
" EXACTLY! Now go sit in the hall!" Yelled the teacher.
" But-" Said Roxas.
" NOW YOU ANIMAL!" Yelled the teacher.
Roxas walked out into the hall with his head down.
" Now there are two people missing." Said the teacher.
" Zexion has puke all over him and he's in the bathroom crying." Said Demyx.
" And you just threw Roxas out." Said Axel.
" I KNOW THAT KETCHUP HEAD! How did Zexion get vomet all over himself?" Asked the teacher.
" I tripped on nothing and it went all over him." Said Demyx.
" What went all over him?" Asked the teacher.
" The bag of barf duh!" Said Axel.
" SHUT IT PYRO!" Yelled the teacher.
" This teacher is out to get me." Whispered Axel to Marly.
Marly nodded.
" Anyway... Demyx, why were you carrying around a bag of vomet?" The teacher asked.
" Because I wanted to annoy Zexy with it." Answered Demyx.
" How did you get the vomet?" Asked the teacher.
" WHAT IS THIS TWENTY QUESTIONS?! Can we please learn something today! Yelled Larxene.
" YOU!" Yelled the teacher.
" Me?" Asked Larxene.
" YEAH YOU! SASSY- MC- SASS- SASS!" Yelled the teacher.
" What?" Asked Larxene.
" GET OUT IT THE HALL WITH ROXAS YOU BIG COW!" Shouted the teacher.
Larxene got up angrily and stomped out the door.
" Fat *** bi** **** whore man boob woman." Larxene muttered as she walked out.
" NOW! Demyx, were'd you get the vomet!? The teacher asked.
" My stomach." Answered Demyx.
" How did it come from your stomach?" Asked the teacher.
" Why do you want some?" Asked Demyx.
" NO! GROSSY-MC-GROSS-GROSS!" Yelled the teacher.
Then Zexion came bursting through the door.
" I"M HERE!" Zexion shouted.
" You're late! And when you are late you have to eat twent-five bannanas!" Yelled the teacher.
" But I don't want to eat twenty-five bannanas!" Said Zexion.
" Then sit outside with sassy-mc-sass-sass and Roxas!" Yelled the teacher.
Zexion gave the teacher a weird look.
" Who's sass-mc-sass-sass?" Zexion quietly asked Xigbar.
" You'll see..." Xigbar said.
Then Zexion walked out the door.
" Ok... I'm done talking about Demyx's vomet. Get out your books and read." Said the teacher.
All the organization members had their very own personalized books. Xemnas had How To Take Over The World For Idiots, Marly had Britney's Flower Picking Adventure, Xaldin had Indians That Can Rap, Lexeaus had How To Get Muscles To The Size Of Castle Oblivion In Fifteen Minutes, Xigbar had How To Shoot Demyx Until He Dies, Axel had the I Am Against People Who Are Against Forest Fires, Saix had Moons Moons And More Moons, Zexion had The Emo People Quest, Roxas had The Biography Of Jesse Mcartney, Larxene had How Does Lightning Work, Demyx had Musical Water People, Luxord had Learn To Cheat At Poker,and Vexen had Science Rules. Weird aren't they?... Demyx didn't feel like reading so he threw spit balls at everyone. He spit one at Vexen...
" What in the name of science was that?!" Shouted Vexen. Then he saw it was a spit ball... so, he made a spit ball and threw it at Axel because he thought Axel was the one who spit it at him.
" What the flajeebies!?" Yelled Axel.
" Flajeebies?" Asked Marluxia.
" Yeah... that's my new word now!" Said Axel.
" Oh... um ok." Said Marly.
So, Axel got a random straw and a random peice of paper and spit it at Luxord. Soon after that everyone was spitting spit balls at each other. Then finally after like twenty minutes of throwing spit balls around the teacher finally noticed.
" Why are there balls of spit flying around my class room?" Asked the teacher.
Then everyone stopped spitting spit balls... but of course stupid Demyx spit one in the teaher's eye.
"HOLLY MAC AND CHEESE GET IT OUT OF MY EYE!!!" Yelled the teacher as she ran in a circle.
Then the bell rang... everyone left leaving the teacher spinning around in one spot.
" DON'T LEAVE GET THIS BALL OF SPIT OUT OF MY EYE THIS INSTANT!" Demanded the teacher.
But no one listened... so, they all headed out to their lockers getting ready to go to gym!

So... what did you think? Hope you liked it! Chapter six is comming soon to a thread near you! GYM CLASS NEXT!

 

*dies a thousand times of laughter*

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

XD

PAGE PWN! :D

 

SASSY - MC - SASS - SASS!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't stop laughing at that part!!

......when I think of gym class coming up I think of all of the organization throwing dodgeballs at Zexy!!

 

hahaha these stories do make me laugh, there so good :D

 

HOLLY CRAP!!! You read my mind! Seriously I was going to do that! Freaky...

 

i was thinking throwing them at demy

 

Really um interesting...

quite funny!

great job!

*goes to read the next chapter*

 

Wow.

them trying to do science experiments...

how did we all know that it would be a lot of trouble

as funny as ever

great job!

 

great chapter!

math isn't their best subject? not that they have a best subjet

 

sounds like they have really good food there...

*pokes lunches*

great chapter, very funny!!

 

how many members can get kicked out of one class? A LOT!

another great chapter

*fears for members safty in gym*

 

I'm sorry, but do we need a new thread for every chapter? Sorry if I offend, but it's a bit of a clutter and waste of space.

 

Yeah, sorry zexionXienzo6, but it's against the rules to post a new thread for each chapter of a story.

Please read the stickies.

 

sorry... I didn't see that sticky yet... I'll bunch up my chapters now.

 

This story is absolutely HILARIOUS......
I just laugh everytime I read this.........
SASSY-MC-SASS-SASS.....OMG where did that come from???
Keep writing!!!!