Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

"I believe I've been glomped." Sai'x grinned. He hugged Namine and then looked seriously at her. "We need to bring Luxord under control. Poor Marluxia's a card and Zexion can't seem to get rid of his cards."

 

Namine stopped giggling and got off of Saix, looking at him. "As long as he doesn't try to chop hy hair off again.. okay.." SHe whispered, then nodded and watched Luxord wierdly.

 

Zexion was still beatig Luxord over the head with his book. Then, the book glowed silver and pulled Luxord in. Zexion stared, and laughed.

 

Luxord was now a book.....great. Well, at least it's better than being mauled by Larxene. Just then a random and unintentional thought popped up. O.o I wonder if see like me, because we all know she sure as hell ain't in love with Demyx. Being a book, his thoughts turned into words on the page. You get the picture.


OOC: XDDDDD Luxord's askin for it. I'm torturing my own character, I'm SO nice. XP

 

Xemnas finally was back in the picture and stared at everyone. "...err... I'm getting another headache... I'm going into the back of Walmart to get more Tylenol and Advil and Alieve." Xaldin was crawling after him. "Wait for meeee..."

Xehanort smiled and nodded to himself. "Maybe I can help. I'll go check with the higher ups." A gold ray of light shined from the newly acquired skylight in what used to be the ceiling of Walmart and he ascended towards the Heavens. "Be back real quick."

 

Namine looked up, smiling. "oooh... so that's what heavens like... Wee hee, If I could actually fly with these wings, i'd be up there in flash!" She said, giggling and walking off. Larxene picked up Zexion's book. She crossed out Luxord's thoughts and wrote beside the page. "Not even close, bucko".

 

"OW! That hurts you know! Oh, wait, what's this.....in the back of me there's Zexy's opinion of each member of the organization? WAIT! IS THAT HIS DIARY! OMG!" Luxord then flipped through himself letting Zexion's personal thoughts be known to anyone standing within reading range. "Hey, awesome! He thinks better of me then Larxene, that's good to know." All of what he was saying was replacing Zexion's spells.

OOC: HA! Maybe turning me into a book isn't so funny now? Hmm?

 

Larxene crossed out what it had said about her being worse than Luxord and wrote in it in Zexion's handwriting "Luxord sucks". She cackled and threw the book, walking blisfully away.

(Man it's late where I am... well, g'night everyone!)

 

OOC: Ah, where I am the night is young, only 7:44

"OW," Luxord.....um...wrote/said when he hit the wall. Well, at least he was a spell book, meaning magical, so he could move around. He hovered and shot for the back of Larxene's head, hitting a painful bullseye. "Hey, Zexy's smart enough to know he didn't write that. So HA!" Luxord falling to the floor open to be able to speak. "Wait a sec, there's gotta be a spell in here that would allow me to talk!" Luxord flipped through himself and came across a magazine cleverly hidden in the middle of his book self. Since it was wedged in like a real page Luxord was able to read it. "WHOA! ZEXY, WHAT IS THIS!" Luxord let the magazine fall. Luxord accidently found the spell he'd been looking for and could be heard around the store. "ZEXY REALLY IS BRINGIN ZEXY BACK!" He then went into a laughing fit.

 

OOC: It's afternoon where I am. LOL.
BIC:
Zexion kicked his book and Luxord fell out. Hiding his book and magazine, he dragged Luxord to a wall and pinned him to it.
"You will NOT speak of what you just read/ saw/ replaced," he snarled. "You will NOT tell ANYONE! Not Saix, not Larxene, no Marluxia, not Demyx, not even the Superior. If you do then you will pay!" Zexion, of course, rarely got angry. When he did, he was a killing machine.
A few seconds later, Luxord was sent flying through the roof of Walmart, followed by several ginsus.

 

When Luxord landed on the other side of Walmart he was still laughing. "OHHH GOD! MAAAAAJOR BLACKMAIL!" Luxord got up and ran to find Marly. Where was he, he had disappeared. "Where is he?"

OOC: That was funny! I can make up what I saw because that's waht I saw. O.o...yea. I love being evil.

 

Zexion suddenly toppled out of a portal to land on top of Luxord, faceplanting him.
"No you don't, Number Ten," he snarled angrily, opening an empty book. It glowed silver and sucked Luxord in. The pages were blank so that nothing could be replaced. Thankfully there was nothing in there too.

 

demyx then appered behind luxord.........

''PAINT BALL ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!*shoots paintball gun*''

 

Luxord laughed, whiched appeared on the blank pages. "Dude! And you think that I could only replace writing? Oh, god, and they call you the cloakedd schemer? Anyways, thank you Demyx, now my cover design is more to my tastes. Oh, and you look good in pink Zexy." Luxord commented on the Zexion now covered in pink paint.

 

''Luxord those pic up lines didnt work*shoots paint ball gun* stupid gambler!''

 

Zexion:
"SHUT THE HECK UP!" he shouted, and started to rip the book up.

 

"Someone's in a bad mood. That is if you could feel anger. The book has done nothing to you."

Sai'x wandered across. "Not another paint fight." He held out PSP's.

"Anyone interested?"

 

Namine walked up next to Saix from behind. "I'll play, if it takes me away from being torchured by dumb dumber and dumbest, or as everyone else sane calls them, Zexion, Demyx, and Luxord." She said, smiling lightly. Larxene picked up a paintball gun and started shooting Demyx with it.

 

''Gaahhhhhhhhhh wats that 4?'' demyx runs away

 

Sai'x grinned and passed a PSP to Namine. "He got what he deserved."

He watched the now pain splattered Demyx run away. Typical, he thought.