Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Namine poked up out of nowhere and handed a hammer to Zexion. She grinned and tackle hugged him when she got the chance, giggling.

 

Zexion stared at Namine and said blankly, "I'm no afraid to use this hammer." Prying Namine off him, he looked at all the computers and commented, "If we have to pay back all the damage we caused, then it would cost more then any of us make in a year's worth of pay."

 

"It will be fun, trust me." Sai'x grinned. "I can see this being fun."

ooc: sorry had trouble with a real mac today - revenge.

 

Zexion sighed and chose a IBook G4. (Heheheh, revenge to this stupid computer who just detonated two seconds ago.)
Going back it, he cut all the wires off it, then ripped the keyboard off. (Yes, I know this is a laptop, but who cares.) Reaching inside, he ripped out the Airport connector, then cut three wires, ripped out the battery, somehow found acid and poured it on the computer, shut it, and then smashed it to pieces with the hammer.

 

Namine shrugged and walked off while singing.

"Ever since the day you ran away and left me lonely and cold, my life just hasn't been the same, ohh baby no.
When I looked into your eyes the moment that I let you go, I just broke down.

Baby if I ever get the chance to be with you again I would sacrifice,
cause the feeling that I feel within, no other man would ever make me feel so right.
It's nice to smile when I get your phone call in mind, but I'd rather have you here
with me right next to me, I miss the way you hold me tight.

I gotta let you know I feel so weak without your touch.
I never thought that I could ever love a man so much.
I gotta let you know, I think that we are destiny.
For you, I'd cross the world.
For you, I'd do anything.

Thats right baby, Im going crazy, I need to be your lady.
I've been thinking lately, that you and me, yes, we could make
it just ride wit me, and role wit me, I'm in love with you baby. [2x]

Break it down now, I'll tell you what I feel from the moment that I meet you it was so d**n real,
my heart seems to skip another beat every time we speak, can't believe I feel so weak.
Tell me that you really need me and you want me and you miss me and you love me I'm your lady.
I'll be around waiting for you, put it down, be the woman for you.
I'm fallen so deep for you, I'm crazy over you.
I'm callin', callin' out to you what am I gonna do it's true, I'm not frontin,
It's you and the weather I could no longer go on without you, I'll just break down.

I gotta let you know I feel so weak without your touch.
I never thought that I could ever love a man so much.
I gotta let you know, I think that we are destiny.
For you, I'd cross the world.
For you, I'd do anything.

Thats right baby, Im going crazy, I need to be your lady.
I've been thinking lately, that you and me, yes, we could make
it just ride wit me, and role wit me, I'm in love with you baby. [2x]

Crazy, Lady, Lately ohhhhhh Baby"

Larxene turned, listening. "Holy crap Namine! You sing good!" she complimented. Namine blushed a little and smiled. "And, If you need me, Ill be hitting Zexion with a blow-up hammer" She said, walking off with a rubber hammer, cackling evily.

 

Sai'x lifted the nearest computer and hurled the CPU at the wall smashing it. Laughing he hurled the screen after it. Dropping the keyboard on the floor he jumped up and down, smashing the keys. He picked up the mouse and offered it to Zexion.

"Hey, want a PC mouse for your mac? You can right click then" Sai'x laughed.

 

Larxene came up behind Zexion and whacked him across the head with her inflated hammer, knocking him over. She pointed and laughed her head off for no reason.

 

Zexion was of course knocked out. But then again, the Cloaked Schemer, hence his name, never went anywhere without a backup plan. Not even to the bathroom.
In a few seconds, somehow learned magic danced across him and instantly awoke him. Straightening back up, Number Six looked at the mouse and said, "I can already right-click. You press Apple-Click."
He took the mouse, threw it up in the air, and stabbed it with an illusion harpoon.

 

Xemnas was knocked out still while Xehanort continued to kick Xaldin.

"How many more?!" he cried.

"...I only kicked you 20 times, you've got a long way to go."

"...waaahhh..."

"But I'm getting tired so you're free to go. If you try to kill Xemnas again, that's another thousand kicks added."

Xaldin: T_T

"Once again, suck it up Simba." Xehanort laughed again and pulled out a ipod. "Let's see... oh yes, how about some... Voltaire..." he began to sing.

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonley being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need "

"YOU ARE EVIL!!!" Xaldin cried again.

"I'm not evil. I have a halo and wings. I just like the song." Xehanort protested.

 

Zexion covered his ears. Too much noise and scents gave him a headache.

 

Luxord had seen Zexion rip off the card and was on the floor laughing. "SUCKER! Hah!" Luxord appeared next to Larxene and Namine. "You see the card? You see, everytime he pulls one off another takes it's place. I can have that on his back for weeks if I want to."

 

Larxene punched Luxord in the face, knocking a tooth out. "I don't care!" Namine and Larxene yelled at him at the same excact time. The turned and store at eachother weirdly.

"Uh... Right then.."

"Yeah..." Larxene walked off. Namine did so too. She came up behind Xaldin. "Dude, just because he sings a friggin' Devil song doesn't mean he's evil." She protested, crossing her arms. Her halo still floated gently above her head, and her wings fluttered gently every now and then.

Ooc: Don't forget, Namine got a halo and angel wings X3!

 

OOC: XD IM MISSIN A TOOTH! lmao.

Luxord whimpered, pain throbbing through his jaw. Well, It least it wasn't bleeding, not that he could bleed. He walked to the drug aisle, cradling his jaw in his hands. Advil, gone courtesy of Xemnas, Alieve, again Xemnas. Ah, but plain Ibprofhen was still there thank god. Luxord took a bottle and consumed some pills. Luxord put down the bottle, appeared behind Larxene, and pelted her with dice and cards, slapping her upside the head while at it. Ah, what the hell, Luxord also kicked her in the back. Not able to talk, Luxord expressed his message with a single finger. I think you know which one. He then disappeared into darkness went to find Zexion. The only non-violent person left.

OOC: Where's Marly go? XD

 

Larxene got up weakly, growling. She gave chase to Luxord, stabbing him in the back with her kunai as much as she could when she got the chance. She was now p'd(I can't say the word here) about what Luxord had just done. Namine watched, laughing.

 

Demyx put the paintball gun to Luxord's chest........

''This is for iving me stupid pickup lines..........''

occ: sorry

 

Zexion sniffed. He smelled blood, and sighed. Larxene was stabbing/ mauling/ torturing/ killing someone again. He smirked evilly and went back to wrecking several computers. The Windows computer struck his fancy and soon a tangle of electrical wiring and computer chips.

 

Ooc: Okay, paintball guns, water guns, ect. are okay. But real bullet guns are going too far. Darkvincent, no guns except for like water guns. I mean seriously, there's no real guns in Walmart, sheesh. Please edit it. No real bulelt guns, shotguns, ect.. .:D

 

Sai'x was looking at playing card Marly. He was beginning to feel sorry for him, so tried to break the magic. Of course he had no idea of where to start.

 

"Need a little help?" Zexion asked, popping up behind Saix. His nose detected something, and Zexion ripped another card off his back. He was starting to get REALLY ticked off with Luxord's joke.
...
A few seconds later, Zexion was beating Luxord over the head with his book, shouting, "TAKE THE STUPID CARD TRICK OFF! *r@\/\/R!"

 

Namine stood there for a moment, thinking. "Hmm... Larxene's off stabbing Luxord... hmm... what to do what to do what to do.." She said to herself as she looked around for somthing to do. Then she saw Saix. She grinned and walked backwards a few yards. She then ran forward, squeeling. It was soft at first, then it got louder as she came closer to Saix.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEE! Namine finally reached Saix and tackle hugged him from behind, grinning and giggling.