Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Luxord's power were off and Xigbar was himself again."Ah...much better...I'm finally out of that dice cell..."he sarcastically said and he moved his way towards the toy section where he saw Xemnas under a pile of stuffed animals."What'cha doing under there Xemnas?"

 

Xemnas poked his head out and whispered. "I'm hiding from Xaldin. He is trying to kill me but then again, everyone in the Organization has murderous intent." He hid in the stuffed animals again. Xehanort walked up to Xaldin and kicked him in the side.

"Hey... hey..."

"...uuuhhh..."

"He lives... darn."

"Why are you mad... aren't you supposed to be good?"

"Cha, but... you see... now that I am no longer Chibi, I have more edge. So SOME things may make me upset but seeing you suffer... it's just too rich." Xehanort explained, flicking his finger against his halo making a ting noise. Xaldin glared. "Masochist."

"Joe Mama." Xehanort replied, laughing down the aisle.

 

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Namine came zipping down the aisles, squeeling. She jumped onto Xehanort from behind and hugged him tightly, giggling wildley. "GUESSWHAT?!!IJUSTHAD4MINIPACKSOFSUGAR!" She said so fast that it was hard ot understand. Larxene, somewhere in the store, did the cucoo sign at Namine.

 

"AAAAAAAAAH!"
Zexion leapt back in fear as Namine went crazy. He had been teleporting around a bit, and was completely confused.
"Okay... I'll just sit over here and disappear," he said, scooting off to some odd new corner in Walmart.

 

"You can't hide this time Zexion, she will find you wherever you hide. She's so clever."

Sai'x sighed and wandered off.

 

"She is not clever. I am."
Of course, everyone knew that Zexion had a vain side. But anyway....
Zexion huddled behind a bookcase, trying to hide from all the sugar high/ crazy people.

 

"Oh...I see...but you are the leader...I mean come on.."Xigbar laughed and went off,but on his way he saw Namine hugging Xehanort and Zexion hiding behind a book shelf.'This is just too wierd..'he thought.

 

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Bic: Namine got off of Xehanort, smiling evily. >:3(Namine's face). She stalked off to the book section. "You can run, Zexy.. but you can't hide from my sneaky eye.." She rhymed, giggling a little. She store at Zexion on a shelf, her arms crossed. "Come on down Zexion." She giggled, grinning.

 

Luxord's bad mood had lifted, though he still trapped Marluxia. "HA! Take that Flowergirl!" Luxord saw Zexion hiding behind a bookcase and he was hit with the funniest joke ever. Luxord summoned a normal sized playing card and wrote on it, sending it gently onto Zexion's back. He'd never notice it. The funny part was, it read "I'm bringin Zexy back."

OOC: HA! I heard that somewhere and couldn't resist! Oh, god.

 

Ooc: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

OOC: lmao.

BIC: Xehanort continued to laugh at all the randomness. Xaldin finally got up and clocked Xehanort over the head with his fist, knocking him out.

"BWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!! I POWNZERS!!!" He picked up Xehanort and slinged him over his shoulder and began leaping from shelf to shelf via King Kong style. "YOU HEAR ME XEMNAS!!! IF YOU WANT YOUR GOOD CONSCIENCE ALIVE THEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME TO THE DEATH!!!"

Xemnas popped out of the shelf of stuffed animals with his Aerial Blades ready.

"NO ONE MESSES WITH MY CONSCIENCE BUT ME... AND MAYBE THIS PICHU!!!" He held up a Pichu plushie.

 

Namine twitched. She climbed the shelf Xaldin was on. She got ontop of it and bit his ankle, making him fall over on the floor and faint. She laughed, standing up triumphintly. The Final Fantasy Win the Battle theme went up, and Namine took whatever Xaldin had, which was 400 munny, Xehanort, spears, shredded paper, and a volleyball with face and a collage cap on it. She shrugged and walked off with her new stuff, dropping Xehanort infront of Xemnas as she passed him.

 

Xemnas cuddled Xehanort close. "YAY! It's okay now, you're safe! Me and Pichu will protect you!"

Xehanort opened his eyes and smacked Xemnas across the face.

"Dude, you're encouraging yaoi hardcore right now, let me go."

"Nevar! Rawr!"

WHAP!

Xemnas hit the ground with his eyes going @_@. Xehanort laughed again then went up to Xaldin to kick him again.

"For every time you've shish-kabobbed things throughout your lifetime, you get a kick... so... according to the powers that be... umm... carry the 6... divide by 2... all right, I have to kick you 6665844734 and 43 times."

Xaldin:

"Suck it up Simba."

 

Zexion breathed a sigh of relief when Namine left, and flipped on his back. He felt something underneath him, and smelled the scent of some sort of writing tool. Reaching on his back, he pulled out a card, and growled in anger.
"Dumb Luxord," he said, and sent it flying.
OOC: Forgot Zexion's pwnful smelling skills. :D

 

Namine came over to Zexion and put head phones in his ears and turned on an iPod to 'Sexy Back', or in her world, 'Zexy Back' She ran off laughing hard.

"Eh?" Larxene turned, looking at Namine laughing.

"Im bringing Zexy back"

"What the... oooooooh.. I get it.."

Larxene stood there for a minute before falling onto the floor, squaggling around with laughter. Namine managed to keep herself up and laughing. But eventually she did the same.

 

"GAH!"
Zexion threw the headphones.
*the sound of something flying through the air*
*Crack*
*Crunch*
Zexion glared down on the broken headphones and muttered, "If I had any dignity left then I might as well throw it into the trash."

 

"I can see you are having a lousy time as well."

Sai'x looked sympathetically at Zexion. He had to admit that the guy looked bored. "

"Why don't you check out the computers? I'm heading that way."

 

"I'll come," Zexion said with a loud sigh. "Just because I'm bored."

 

"Don't strain yourself with the effort." Sai'x sighed and looked at the many different computers. "Let's trash a mac."

 

OOC: I'm on a Mac! NOOO!
BIC:
Zexion glanced at the Mac and shook his head. "How about a Windows?"