Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

"What?Don't leave me Luxord.Come on Luxord,get me outta here!"Xigbar screamed at the top of his lungs.He hated being turned into dice and he now had a revenge on him.

 

"Moony, Right now... I cant move I can just follow luxord around" Marluxia whimpered trying to move his arm. And finding he didn't have one yet.

 

"Who did you upset this time, Marluxia? Someone who didn't want to be merciful?"

Sai'x started to laugh. He hated being called Moony. So Luxord was in a bad mood. Sai'x had no intention of being turned into either a card or dice, so he decided to give Luxord a wide berth. Instead he decided to annoy the others.

"Hey Marluxia, you make a great Queen of Hearts."

 

"Shut up moony" He shoouted trying to swing himself at Saix.

 

Sai'x drew his claymore. "Ever heard the phrase 'cut the cards' and wondered what it meant? DON'T CALL ME MOONY!"

 

"Sorry moonshine" Marluxia trying to look at Saix.

 

Namine growled and lunged for Marluxia. She tackled him to the ground, and stood up holding the card sides. She grinned and held up scissors. She slowley snipped everywhere on the card, and when she moved out of the way, it looked like Marluxia, only flat and paper. She giggled and skipped off.

 

Xehanort smiled that knowing smile of his and sat down to watch the insanity. "Well, there's no point in Organization XIII-Proofing the store... thanks to the arrival of Xigbar."

Xaldin was on the prowl again. He spotted Xemnas hiding in an aisle where there were telephones. He grinned and picked up a phone. Xemnas was about to find another hiding place when a phone next to him rang. He slowly picked up it.

"Hello?"

"...Is this Clarice? ...why hello Clarice." it was Xaldin on the other end, doing a PERFECT imitation of Hannibal then flicked his tongue. Xemnas screamed and ran off.

"Sigh, this has been a glorious day." the Whirlwind Lancer grinned and laughed maniacally.

 

"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....." A squirrel-like purple puffball behind Xaldinw was growling, glaring at him. A few more came and growled at him. Then 40 more came and growled at him. they all lunged into the air and piled on him, crushing and biting him.
"Like my mows?" Larxene asked, bending over to the pile of Mows and laughing.

( http://www.missmab.com/Demo/mows.php here's the mow. X3)

 

((( Awww! :3 O_O wow. )))

Xaldin screamed in agony as the mows piled on him. they were so cute but sweet gracious, they bite hard. Xehanort flew over to the commotion and shook his head.

"That's what you get for trying to assassinate Xemnas. Hmm, ever heard the rock song from the Guilty Gear game, Irony of Chaste?"

"SHUT THE *BEEP* UP!!!" Xaldin yelled from within the pile.

"Only helping."

"YOU CAN HELP BY SAVING ME FROM THE DEADLY CUTENESS!!!"

"See, that would work, If I were just any old dude."

"STOP RIPPING OFF XIGBAR'S LINE!!!"

"Fine." Xehanort flapped his wings and flew away to find Xemnas who was cowering in a shelf of stuffed animals. "Hannibal Xaldin... is out there... woooo..."

 

Xigbar somehow looked up and rolled over to where Xaldin and them were."Why is someone ripping off my line dude.."He rolled and rolled until he got to where Xehanort was."Hey...anyone by chance would like to explain why someone's using my catchy phrase."he mumbled and he tried rolling to where he could see Xehanort."Is this going to ware out...I'm getting tired of being a dice..."He sighed.

 

Larxene picked up on of her mows and cuddled it. It squeeled and cuddled up againt her too. "Mwahahaha... my little devious puffball friends... see him?" She said as all the mows crowded around her, another set crowding around her too. She pointed at Xaldin. "See him right there?" She asked. "He's your new toy. You can chew hi,jm, jump on him, ect." She said, cackling evily as 2x more mows piled onto Xaldin, biting and jmuping and gnawing. Namine came over and picked one up, cuddling it. "Awwwww.... They're so cuuuuute~!" she cooed, hugging it tightly.

 

OOC: Oh snap, what happened?
BIC:
Zexion suddenly appeared next to Namine. He looked confused, and not to mention, frustrated.
"Darn. That is my 300th time trying to teleport home," he said, scratching his head. "And I can't seem to teleport correctly. Probably because the fact that all the scents in here are a little too strong for my taste. Not that anyone listens to me..." He trailed off into a long rant on how he was so ignored by the Organization. It was one of those times you had to plug your ears and go "Whatever."

 

Mows rose from nowhere and did the same thing that they did to Xaldin to Zexion. Larxene laughed, along with the mows. Namine fell over laughing, till hugging a mow in her arms tightly.

 

"Those things may be cute but you can't keep them. They'll destroy the castle, starting with your room. That gives me an idea. Perhaps one mow isn't bad, provided we put it safely in the right place."

Sai'x eyed Marluxia. The mow would be perfect in his room, eating all his furnishings. Suddenly the mows looked like good pets.

 

"Mows are too good pets" Namine argued, 3 more mows crawligninto her arms. She immiedeitly forgot about Saix, and she cuddled the puffballs close.

 

"Someone save me from my cardy prison!" Marlxuia shouted.

 

"Well I'd love to Primrose, but you'll have to ask Luxord, after all he turned you into a card originally. Anyway, I think it suits you."

*Wanders off singing 'Paper Flowers' by Evanescence*

 

OOC: The song is called 'imaginary'.

BIC: YOU CAN LINGER IN YOUR DOORWAY WITH SCREAMING ALARM CLOCKS AND PAPER FLOWERS ALL YOU WANT MOONY!" Marluxia shouted.

 

ooc: sorry I got the title wrong, but you get the idea.

Sai'x looked at Marluxia. "Since when have you become the drama queen? It'll wear off, he's done it to me. You're lucky, you haven't been turned Chibi yet."

Sai'x shuddered and walked off.