Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Larxene blinked and store at Demyx, silent. She looked to the ground and thought.
Namine shrugged. "I dunno. Name off qoutes everyone has said?" She asked, grinning.

 

Demyx then panicked he didnt kno any quotes except for advice Luxord told him......''to always use big words to sound smart...........''

Demyx then summoned a heartless and some coins........

''these cursed medallions driven by the darkness in men's hearts and this heartless a malestrom of averice I wonder with all of this will u Larxene #12 the savage nymph go out with me?'' {Luxord if this dosesnt work Im gannah hunt u down!''}

 

Marluxia finally managed to stand up... But he couldn't walk... "I'll get you for this..." he said before faling over again "ow..."

 

Sai'x s******ed from behind the shelving. It sounded so fake and corny? Had he been taking lessons from Luxord? He hadn't even mentioned the moonlight. Sai'x also wondered if the little twerp knew where his missing moon rock collection had vanished to.

 

Larxene grinned. she stood up, smiling. "Sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else" She confessed, bursting out laughing and prancing away daintfully.

 

After being knocked across the store and hitting a basketball hoop, Xemnas returned to normal size, sitting in the hoop. "...Kingdom Hearts... Strike me dead where I am..."

Chibi A.X. flew up to him and shook his head. "I tried to tell ya... you can't always rely on a giant heart in the sky to solve your problems."

Xemnas stared at Chibi A.X. and bonked him on the head. Chibi A.X. hit the ground hard and turn big. He was no longer chibi. "Xehanort?!" Xemnas sputtered, surprised by the transformation.

"...I'm.... big.... Impossible... I'm a Chibi Angel! I'm your voice of reason... nooooo...." Xehanort slid to the floor on his knees and began crying. He now looked like an angel with wings and a halo... and no longer chibi. Xemnas got free from the hoop and looked down at Xehanort, pitifully.

"You disappoint me my, Somebody." Xaldin rushed from around the corner, all six of his lances floating around him. "Where's the chibi?" Xemnas pointed at a small black blur that was running around at top speeds. "There."

"Hmm... a challenge.... I SHALL CATCH THAT LITTLE SPEED DEMON AND EAT IT!!! BWAHAHAAAHAAA!!!" Xaldin gave chase after the speedy Luxord. Xemnas looked back at Xehanort and summoned up his Aerial Blades.

"You are not fit to exist... your heart has lead you into obliteration..." He swung the blades down but Xehanort caught them. "Has George Lucas or whoever created Stars Wars, sued you yet?" Xemnas anime face-faulted. Xehanort laughed.

 

Namine turned. She squeeled. "Oh MY GOD YOU LOOK SO MUCH CUTER!" She screamed and dashed up to Xehanort and tackle hugging him. She had forgetten she even had a halo and wings. She was smiling. "I see you got out of you're chibi form" She said delightfully.

 

Xehanort looked at Namine, blushing slightly and rubbing the back of his head.

"umm... yeah... but... I'm Xemnas's voice of reason... I'm too big to do that now!"

"You could always pass as a guardian angel." Said Xemnas, chewing on a piece of bubble gum that he randomly had. He blew a bubble. Pop! and resumed chewing. Xehanort stared at him.

"Me? Be YOUR guardian angel?" Xehanort was not happy.

"Of course. Xaldin and some others have been plotting to kill me... Is there a problem?"

Xehanort sighed. "I guess not... it just seems odd."

Napoleon Dynamite moment.

"So... I guess we're friends now."

"Yeah."

"So... you got my back and everything?"

Xehanort looked at Xemnas strangely. "What?"

".............Nevermind." He looked at Namine. "So... where is Demyx and Larxene, I hear the two are... completely... umm.... I can't find the word."

 

"Insane? Already they borke up. They didn't even go on a date and Larxene dropped it that she liked some other boy. Dunno who though." Namine replied, getting off of Xehanort.

"Lawl, what would be funny if all the boys of the organization who are here walk into walmart lookin all cool then all the girls that are here sing the chorus of men in black. Holy crap, I can picture it. It's hilarous!" She gobbled, grinning.

 

Luxord stopped running and panted. As soon as Xaldin was about to tackle him he became normal sized. "YESH! I'm normal again!" He summoned a card, but found that it was still chibi sized. "Whaaaaa...." Luxord trudged over to Namine. "Namine.....my cards are still chibi....WHY!" He then spotted Xehanort." Dude, how can you be not chibi, your mansex's consious? And why are you wearin a dress?"

 

Xehanort glared at Luxord. "I am not wearing a dress. I'm still in my lab clothes F.Y.I. you gambling, sugar hyped freak."

Now that he was big, he had more edge than he was Chibi. Xemnas instantly clung to him. "YOU'RE MY NEW HERO!!!"

"ACK! GET OFF XEMNAS!!!"

"LET'S BECOME WHOLE!!!"

"I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE!!! WE CAN'T BECOME WHOLE!!! THAT ONLY WORKS FOR SORA AND ROXAS!!!"

"WWWHHHHHOOOOOOLLLLEEEEEE!!!"

"STOP IT, XEMNAS! YOU'RE ENCOURAGING YAOI!!!"

Xaldin was on the move again. "Darn it, I lost the chibi... no matter... I will kill the Superior!" Xemnas clung even more to Xehanort. "SAVE ME!!! HE WANTS TO KILL ME!!!"

"No wonder he wants to kill you." Xehanort scoffed, rolling his eyes.

 

Namine, too clung to Xehanort. She thought it was funny. She smiled and giggled cheerfuly. Larxene pulld Xemnas off of Xehanort and stood backf rom hima few steps before... WHOMP! She tackle hugged him.

(Lawl.....

 

Demyx grabbed a shot gun........

''LUXORD!!!!!!!!!!i'M HUNTING U DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

demyx then runs off...........

 

Marluxia dragged himself over to luxord "FEAR ME!" He shouted.

 

"Give Luxord a break you idiots!" Sai'x was back and now furious as he had seen Namine hugging Xehanort. This upstart needed to be stopped.

"If anyone is going to punish anyone, I'll do the punishing, starting with you Xehanort."

 

" so you WANT to upset namine then Saix?" Marluxia s******ed.

 

"Grrrrrrrrr" Sai'x charged at Marluxia, brandishing his claymore. So far he was in a foul mood and it wasn't getting any better. Marluxia's taunt had pushed the last bit of sanity out of him.

"You will now suffer."

 

"You wouldn't hit a girly man who isn't able to stand yet would you?" Marluxia asked trying to look cute.

 

"Don't count on mercy, if I had a heart I'd be laughing now."

The claymore descended at a frightening speed. Sai'x had lost his last shred of sanity.

 

Xehanort merely stared at Saix. "...Riiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhtt. Um, I'm just... you know, gonna take a shot at being a Guardian Angel." Xemnas got up from the ground and looked at Xehanort with hope in his eyes.

"Really? You'll be my guardian angel?"

"...HECK-NAW, DUDE! I'm not trying to tarnish my rep by being seen in public with you... that would just be weird... I'm off to Organization XIII-Proof whatever is left of Walmart."

Xemnas collapsed to his knees and began bawling. "Noooo... sniff... my conscience has abandoned meee... sniff... oooooo...." Xaldin was about to have his stabby way with Xemnas when he saw him crying. "....Wow, Xemnas... you officially cracked... but don't worry, I will end your suffering for you."

"AAAAHHHH!!!" Xemnas took off running and hid behind a shelf. He let out a sigh of relief, hoping he'd lost him but a spear went through the shelf next to his head. Xemnas stumbled away and watched in horror as Xaldin took out the spear and poked his head in the hole he made, making a rip off of Psycho.

"Heeeeerrreeee'ss Xaldy!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Xemnas took off running again, Xaldin in pursuit once again. He was clanging his spears together, making yet another rip-off of the Warriors.

"Xemnas.... come out and plaaayy."