Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Chibi A.X. looks at Namine's worried expression and sighs sadly. "I... have no idea. It's beyond my power."

Xaldin was awake again and glared at Chibi A.X.

"Oh, you can give Namine a halo and wings, Marluxia butterfly wings and a tutu and make Xemnas do the hustle... BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE SHOPPING IN THIS STORE NORMAL?!?!?!"

Chibi A.X. stuck his tongue out at Xaldin who stomped off to think up more plans to kill Xemnas. Speaking of which, poor Chibi X. was so confusticated, looking up at Larxene with big googily eyes as she poked him in the head.

"Please stop that, I may need more alieve to ease the headache you're giving me."

and he did... the "puppy look".

 

"Can I still hold you? You're hard tot not hold and stae at since you're so cute as a chibi" Larxene asked, staring irrisistably at the puppy dog eyes. Namine's lower lip quivered. "DOn't cry don't cry don't cry" She said to herself, and didn't cry. Though a a few tears made it out. "DARN IT!" She yelled, stamping her sandals. She just wanted everything to go back to normal.

 

Chibi X. sighed in an odd feeling of defeat. "Very well number XII... but no more poking."

Chibi A.X. nearly cried himself and was reaching up to wipe away her tears when he saw on the corner of his eye that Xaldin had on a green camoflauge jacket, a hunting hat and holding a 12 gauge. Xaldin looked over at Chibi A.X. and put a finger to his lips.

"Shhh... I'm hunting Xemnas... hahahahahaa..."

Chibi A.X. paled and quoted from Monty Python. "...You're a loony."

 

"MONTY PYTHON!" Namine squeeled.

"Im invinsable!"

"You're a loony"

"What are you going to do, Bleed on me?"

"A flesh wound? Your whole arm is off!"

"No it isn't"

"Then whats that?!"

"....I've had worse"

She started naming off all these Monty Python Holy Grail quotes. It took a while before she couldn't think of any other funny ones.

Larxene squeeled and telaported them to the pharmacy, taking down some alieve from the shel and opening her hand so Chibi Xemnas was in her palm. She opened the bottle and dumped a few pills out infront of him.

 

"Excellent, sweet glorious alieve."

he sat down and began chewing one of the pills like a hamster... even making the hamtaro hamster sounds when he eats.

"crubb... crubb... crubb crubb..."

Chibi A.X. stared at Namine and listed a two more quotes.

"I don't like spam!"

"Oh lord, bless this thy hand grenade, thou with it shall blow thy foe into tiny bits, in thy mercy."

 

Luxord suddenly appeared into the pharmacy via portal and shouted,"Violance(spellcheck?) inherritan(spell, again XD?) the system! VIOLANCE INHERRITAN THE SYSTEM! HELP! HELP! I'M BEIN REPRESSED!"

OOC: XD That's one of my favorite quotes!

 

"On the count of three"

"One Two"

"is that three?"

"No it'-"

"JUST THROW IT" (I think it was that or somthing like that)

Namine started giggled, gently petting the chibi's head. "I wonder what you look like human sized" She wondered aloud. "Probobly Xemnas with a halo, angelic wings, and in white" She thought, looking at chibi A.X. in her hands.

 

Luxord was having fun yelling random Monty Python quotes. "Everybody! We're knights of the round table!" Luxord continues to sing.

 

Namine stopped and a record scratched. "No Luxord, just.... no.." She sighed, shaking her head. "You can't do it.." She murmered, looking back at the card gambler.

 

"Everyone has lost it," Zexion complained. He went over to Namine and poked her.
"Unchibifie me, NOW!" he shouted. It might have been formidable if he were his actual size, which he was not.
OOC: 0.0 OMG! The secret ending is sooo AWE-SOME! It looks like Zack from FF7 is in there though.

 

((( I know! But... I told myself I'm gonna leave the ending alone. My head hurts from thinking up some theories... I'm trying to resist it... )))

Chibi A.X. looked down at Zexion and shook his head sadly.

"Welcome to my world."

Chibi X. finished all the alieve and yawned. "So tired... I guess I'll take a nap." So he curled up into a ball and fell asleep in Larxene's hands, with a little snot bubble growing and shrinking every time he breathes.

((( HOW CUTE!!! SNOT BUBBLE!!! EEEEEEEEE!!!)))

 

Zexion smirked evilly and pulled out a small pin. Clamoring into Namine's hands, he popped the snot bubble.
OOC: My friend, Wavewhisper, and I are trying to figure out things about the ending. I hypothesize that it is about Organization XIII, and Xehanort. I think Sora's light was stolen, because in there, Sora was there, then there was a burst of darkness, and suddenly it looked like Roxas was there. Funny.... *head hurts now*

 

OOC: I swear, this ending will cause fist fight among the KH lovers around the world. XD Anyways, I shall take Sora for ransom if Square doesn't get KH2FM ou in the US soon. >_> Muahahaha!

Luxord stopped singing. "Heh, joybuster. Anyways, I'm not chibified, so I'm all good! I'm bored." Luxord said going over a list of fun things to do, that where still possible with the store destroyed and all.

 

Zexion frowned.
"I say we just go home so that we can— HEY! Is that a cook book!" He scrambled out of Namine's hands and ran to the cookbook. Sadly, with his lost height, when he picked it up it fell forward and squashed him. Ouch.

 

"HA! I feel so sorry for ya Zexy! Eh, you were never that tall to begin with." Luxord said picking up the book. "OH! COOKIE RECIPE!"

OOC: XD COOOOOOOKIESSSS!

 

occ: well namura did say it was gannah make us confused even more this is part of his plan maybe..........he could be trying to start a real life KH war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k..........

demyx snatches the cookie recipe.............

''hey wats this?''

 

"A recipe for the ULTIMATE CHOCOLATE COOKIES! OMG! TO THE HOME APPLIANCE CENTER!" Luxord goes rushing off, collecting ingredients and materials if he passed them.

 

"WAIT! I HAVE IMAGINARY MUFFINS !"T.T Marluxia screamed running after Luxord with a frying pan.

 

"COOKIES ARE BETTER! AND THEY'RE REAL!" Luxord shouted behing him, almost dropping everything in his arms."You hit me with that frying pan an I will crush your little garden at home!"

 

"nooooooooooooooooooo" Marluxia screamed throwing a paddy fit on the floor "my garden my garden!" he shouted before throwing the chibi maker at Lixord maaking him go chibi.