Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

ooc: Sure you can join as Axel ^^!

 

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AXEL: *bring in application* hay everybody

 

OOC: LOL They dont bleed cos... Thats amazing

Bic: "NAMINE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Marluxia shouted

 

"Nah" Namine cooed, petting Saix's chibi-fied head as she held him in her hand. Larxene zapped Marluxia and pointed at him, laughing at him being fried. She fell down laughing at how Marluxia was now smoking from her electricity.

(Be back in about an hour or so.)

 

axel: *writes his name on nametag* "A-X-E-L got that memorize," talking to himself.

 

Chibi A.X. returned from the electronics with a camcorder. Chibi X. was still sleeping.

"Xemnas, wake up. Saix has gone Chibi!"

Instantly, Chibi X. is up and stares at the chibified Saix then at Zexion.

"...I need to be awake more often... hmm... I think I'll go back to the medication's aisle and find some pills that'll keep me awake. I believe I've consumed what was left of the advil... hmmm... I think I'll hit up the Alieve next."

Chibi X. flew off to the pharmacy. Xaldin was sneaking around and followed after Chibi X. "Once I kill him, I'll get Xigbar and soon, I shall be the Superior! Bwahahahaahahahaa... I'm surprised he hasn't died of a drug overdose yet."

 

OOC: Drug overdoes. Hehehehehe. *evil smirk*
BIC:
Zexion let go of Marluxia and followed Xaldin. He couldn't get very far, for he was a chibi, so he stole a ride in Xaldin's hood. How he got in there? It was a mystery.

 

Chibi X. finally made it to the pharmacy and flew up to a bottle of alieve. He tried to open it but, you know, child proof. He summoned up his aerial blades and sliced the bottle in half. He then started to consume the pills.

"Yummy..."

Xaldin was around the corner with a flyswatter he grabbed while following Xemnas. He stalked towards the Chibi, flyswatter ready, completely oblivious to the chibified Cloaked Schemer riding in his hood.

"Just a little more..." he whispered, raising the swatter.

 

Chibi Saix wriggled until he was able to escape. He ran and swung his mini claymore into Marluxia's shins. Deciding this was fun, he repeated this with Demyx and Xaldin. Finally he reached Axel.

"Why have you got a name tag. Forget who you are or something? By the way I'm not cute."

Just for good measure he bit Axel.

 

OOC: Sorry for not posting! Me no like school. >< Grrness

Luxord was completely lost. "I can't understand the chaos......OMG! WHY CAN'T I UNDERSTAND THE CHAOS?! I'M THE CHAOS KING!" Luxord started turning people into cards a random. "Hey this is fun!"

 

"OW, SON OF A--"

Xaldin dropped the flyswatter and was now holding his shin, hopping around on one foot. This alerted Chibi X. and he looked at Xaldin, terror in his eyes as Xaldin summoned up his lances.

"He's got SPEARS!!!" Chibi X. took off flying.

"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN EET YEW!!!" Xaldin gave chase.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"GET IN MY BELLY!!!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

((( lol, he's got A GUN!!! I love that line. ehehhe, Chibi Xemnas is mini-me and Xaldin is fat.... you know. XDDDD)))

 

Namine froze. One antenen popped out of her head.. then another. There were glowing green balls at the end. "Chibi senses tingling.." She mumbled, her antenne disappearing as she went off to the pharmacy. She tackled Xaldin, then got up and jumped on his back yelling "OLD CHIBI EATER! OLD!" She yelled, then hopped off him and grabbed C.X. She then ran off to somewhere else

 

*axel comes in confused with all the commotion going on*

 

Zexion climbed on top of Xaldin's head and dragged his hood over his eyes.
"No killing the superior!" he shouted, barely hanging on as Xaldin staggered around. He grabbed a braid, and was thrown forward. He suddenly was dangling in front of Xaldin's face, inches from his nose.
"Oh snap."

 

Xaldin grinned and licked his lips.

"Chibi Zexion... gives you 100 calories of pure EMO!!!"

He tried to eat Zexion but Chibi A.X. flew into the scene, smacking Xaldin with the camcorder.

"STOP TRYING TO EAT THE CHIBIFIED ORGANIZATION!!!"

Xaldin was knocked out. Chibi A.X. continued to beat him with the camcorner.

"YOU'RE A LOONY! I DON'T LIKE SPAM! I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE GRAPES! YOU'RE NOT PROFESSIONALLY GOOD-LOOKING!!!"

And the disses kept going he was getting tired and said one more for good measure.

"...and.... huff.... you got pwned by Belle... WHEW!" and Chibi A.X. fell asleep on Xaldin's head.

((( some of those were reference to the Stupid Files on youtube. XD )))

 

Zexion watched the new development. Then, hauling himself off Xaldin's face, he stumbled off to go and find a way to un-chibifie himself.

 

Namine then took her chance. She had became chibi obbsessed. She snatched chibi A.X. and ran for it while hugging him lightly. As She passed Larxene, Larxene replaced the chibis with colored pencils and paper, while she held onto the chibi superior. "Hm. I do have to agree you look kinda cute when you're chibi.." She whispered, giggling to herself.

 

Luxord walked over to Larxene. "Ya know, he's harmless right now. I wonder how we could put that to our advantage?" Luxord said with an evil grin.

 

Larxene punched Luxord with her free hand, ignoring him while she store at Chibi Xemnas. "Too cute" She whispered, poking his little head a little. Namine
ran back to Larxene and took back chibi A.X. who had been on Larxene's shoulder. She dropped the pencils and ran away. "Everythings crazy!" She hissed at him. "How are we gonna make shopping at walmart normal again!?" She whined, looking worridly at the chibi.

 

"OW! Why you!" Luxord stalked off holding his nose, which was bleeding. "Why does everybody punch me!?"

OOC: XDDDD That the second time Luxord has been punched this week! See Wat if Orgy 13 found Sora asleep.