Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

''....................this is more pathetic than ur weapon...........stupid stick''

 

"My weapon is a book!" Zexion whined, still hugging Saix's feet.

 

''its a stick.........'

 

"BOOK!" Zexion was starting to get REALLY angry now.

 

''its-a-stick!''

 

"Sticky, sticky, sticky!" Saix taunted Zexion, taking a fair amount of pleasure in Zexion's pain.

 

Zexion started twitched. He could hear police officers behind him.
Standing up, he gathered a bunch of power, and let it explode all around him.
......
And a small part of Walmart exploded, and a mushroom cloud was blown up from a hole in the roof.
....
Zexion panted with the sudden exertion, but he had rid himself of the annoying police officers. Now his nose was being overloaded with the smell of burned things.... such as... sharpies!

 

just in time Demyx had created a water sheild...........

''wow he hasa farting abilites now besides his stick ^^''

 

Zexion turned to Demyx, power still crackling around him.
"It is the power of DARKNESS!" he shouted, still having power build up. "I shall open the door to darkness, and release heartless upon the world! MWUAHAHAHAAHA!" He walked off, and things were repelled out of the way if they were in five feet range of him. Yes, the sharpies had made him get high.

 

''meh stupid stick man ''

 

OOC: I'll play Kairi in this post just for the comical effect. I'm not actually playing Kairi, I'm just randomly dragging her in.
BIC:
Zexion suddenly appeared, holding Kairi by her wrist.
"Purest of all hearts!" he shouted. "Help me open the door to darkness!" Kairi blinked, and started screaming.
"SECURITY! SORA! RIKU! A MADMAN KIDNAPPED ME!" she screamed. And, once again, Zexion was surrounded by police officers. Zexion opened a portal and threw Kairi in.
"I wasn't doing anything," he stuttered, but, in a few seconds, was running away like a scared Demyx.

 

''wow ur a coward and y'kno I only be like that when I'm playing on a video game''

 

Larxene tackled Zexion. and bonked his head several times. "DUDE! CALM DOWN!" She hissed, then pointed up at Demyx. "YOU! STOP TAUNTING HIM! ITS JUST A FRICKIN BOOK!" She yelled, then pointed at Saix. "YOU! GO BE NORMAL! YOU'RE CRAZY!" She snarled, standing up wall she held Zexion by the neck. Namine poked her head out from an aisle. All she did was point shortley at Saix and say "Larxenes right. You ARE nuts!" Before running off somewhere to find Mr.Stabbity paper(Xaldin).

 

"Of course I'm crazy, I'm a luna-tic." Saix roared. He wasn't the one behaving totally out of character Xemnas was overdosed on medication, Larxene was bossing everyone and trying to be nice (?) and Namine was being argumentative. Demyx and he were only having a bit of fun. He sprayed Larxene for good measure.

 

Zexion wriggled out of Larxene's grasp. Then, dropping to the ground, he raced off and climbed onto a tall shelf.
"Scary people, scary people. Go away scary people," he muttered over and over again. Someone saw him and called the asylum.

 

Larxene screamed and put her hands infront of her face. "Okay now your just being mean!" She yelled befroe fleeing. Namine poked her head out of the aisle again. "Once again, Larxene is right. And what you just did was mean, so nyah!" She teased and hid in one of the shelves next to her, shoving the items off the shelf to make room.

 

Xaldin suddenly came back into the picture, riding on a lawnmower. "BEWARE THE SHARPNESS THAT IS I!!! I'LL CUT ANYTHING IN MY PATH!!! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!" Xemnas looked down at Xaldin and shook his head. "III, you have now lowered yourself to using a lawnmower... I am disappointed in you, Dilan." Xaldin stick his tongue out at Xemnas. "Aw, shut it Mansex, besides... your time will come."

Xemnas shook his head again and chuckled. "I already know my time... my doom will come in the form of a 5'5" boy with a giant KEY." He opened a dark portal and randomly dragged Sora out by the hair. "You see? Now I rest my case." "Hey wait a min---" Sora was cut off as Xemnas shoved him into the dark portal, closing it then absentmindedly humming to himself the Organization theme song as he swung his legs dangling over the edge of the shelf he was sitting on.

Chibi A.X. flew up to him and bopped him on the head. "You are beyond help, Xemnas... and so is everyone else... especially Mr. Reading Rainbow over there." he jerked his thumb at Zexion then quickly bowed. "I am so sorry, that slipped out." Xemnas nodded. "Yes, we're all just having one of those... manic days..."

Xaldin: ^_= hehehehehehhee... hee hee hee hee hee hee... kukukukukukukukukukuukukuku...

"...I rest my case again."

 

Namine came out of nowhere and jumped up, tackling Sora out of Xemnas's grasp and hugging him. "Chu!" She squeeled. Larxene came up behind her and pulled her off Sora. "Sorry... She has a habit of hugging random boys" She said before kicking Sora and running away with Namine. "She's your problem now!" She said quickly, plopping Namine on the floor infront of Saix and running off. Namine only stood up, took one look at Saix, and tackle hugged him.

 

O_O "Ow......." Luxord, being soaking wet, had cause the things around him on the floor to also be shocked. "AM I THE ONLY SANE HUMAN BEING INTHE ESTABLISHMENT?" Luxord screamed as he turned to Saix. "You! Stop the insanity!" Luxord then turned Saix into a card. He looked up and saw Xemnas on the shelf. " This is for your own good, mansex!" Luxord then turned Xemnas into a card. "You mentally disruppted peoples!"

 

(I don't think Luxord can turn people into cards...)