Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Zexion ducked as the water flew over his head. He summoned some illusions and shouted, "ATTACK THEM! DON'T KILL ME! I WANNA LIVE!" He took cover behind a table.

 

"Time for a wash Zexion. Don't get all dried up over there." Saix laughed maniacally as he sprayed water over the top of the table.

 

Namine fluttered past Zexion, the water flying across the table soaking her. She froze and held herself, shaking. "Cold.. c-c-cold... so.. freezing.. cold.." She murmered, bfore flying everywhere like crazy, waving her arms around. She hit a shelf and slid down on it, plopping down on the floor with her face like this -->XP. "Im okay.." She managed to mumble. Larxene screamed harshly loud as she was hit by water. "OH MY GOOOOOD!" She yelled uncontrolably. She was now running in circles like a maniac yelling "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!". Once she was dry though, she shrieked to a stop and shuffled away so she wouldn't get wet again.

 

''mwhahahahaha my love I had made it so the water will not hurt u.........''

 

Xaldin looked back at the water fight and turned off the buzzsaw on a workbench that Xemnas was laying on. "A water fight? Awesome. I'll torture you later!" Xaldin took off. Xemnas sat up and broke through the duct tape binding him. "A battle... with water hoses... Larxene will explode... XDDD" he giggled like a little girl at an N*sync concert and flew over and sat on a shelf to watch the fight.

Chibi A.X. was flying around frantically like Namine did not too long ago. "First trains now water fights! Will the undying randomness ever end?!" To answer him, he got sprayed against a wall and slid down to the floor. His face was like @_@

 

OOC: >< Apparently I wasn't noticed.......Can i please play as Luxord since he like disappeared? (I've been readin this, you guys are crazy! XD)

 

(Yes you may)

Namine wobbled her way over to chibi A.X., picking him up and shaking him. "EVERONES GONE MAD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?" She yelled. She didn't wait for an answer. "Tiny evil things are taking over the people and making them go mad! AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES NOT AFFECTED BY IT!" She screamed, shaking him wildley and staring at him with her bloodshot wide eyes. She had finally LOST IT

 

Chibi A.X. snapped out of his @_@ and went to . "Namine... c-calm... d-d-down..." He blurted out, being shaken by Namine. He grabbed her shoulders and looked her in the eyes. "Please, just remain calm. There has to be someway this madness can be resolved without the use of medicine and violence... I hope..." he glanced back at the crazies. He had to do something fast before Namine becomes one of them... or maybe... she already is! The thought frightened him and he shivered, sliding to the floor and holding his head. "What am I saying? It's hard enough to keep Xemnas in check... but the entire organization? I can only do so much." :(

 

(Thanks!)

Luxord had went into the bathroom to hide but had acidently fallen asleep. He finally woke up and walked out side. He heard screams from the garden section and decided to head over there. As soon as he stepped in he was completely soaked with water. "......c-c-cold....so...so...c-cold....."

 

Zexion darted over to Saix, and, without thinking, but through the hose.
"Saix!" he shouted into Number Seven's ear. "Are you STUPID! You're making your dear little Namine go mad! You got her wet! And all you can do is have FUN!"

 

Luxord blinked. "What the heck did I miss?! What's goin on! And why is Saix acting like the crazy moon lunatic that he is!?"

 

Xemnas looked down at Luxord. "Well... it was supposed to start out as a normal shopping day which went completely haywire and now everyone has lost their minds, I believe I have as well seeing as I consumed more tylenol and advil than it is recommended and I am now taking this whole situation in stride and not doing anything about it to resolve it."

He then looked over at Xaldin. "Number III is trying to kill me..."

He looks over at Zexion. "He WAS a caffine addict..."

he looks over at Demyx. "He's hopelessly in love with Number XII... or was it XI that was in love with XII... I can't remember... even thought we don't have hearts..."

and finally, he looks over at Saix. "...and he's always like that... as for everyone else... there are some things money can't buy." XD

 

Zexion came over and sat down beside Xemnas.
"My head hurts, Saix is causing trouble, everyone is being mean, and I wanna go home," he complained, rubbing his forehead with the palm of his hand. His head ached, and his nose was completely overloaded with too many scents. He wanted to be back in Castle Oblivion, or the Castle That Never Was. The scentless halls made it so that he could actually USE his nose.

 

Namine sat down with Chibi A.X. "Sorry... im just scared of everything that's going on..." She said, poking somthing on a shelf close to her. Immiedietly she shrunk, then grew bigger to her orignal size. "WOO HOO!" She screamed, throwing her hands up in the air. Larxene came up behind Luxord and zapped him. "HAHAHA!" She laughed, steam rising up from Luxord. She then ran off to zap more people for no reason at all.

 

Zexion watched Larxene run back and forth.
Back....
forth...
back...
fo—
"Scratch this!" he fumed. Opening a portal, he appeared on the other side of the store.
"Take this ten thousand money," he said, throwing the cash down on the counter. "I'm outta here." He did NOT know that he didn't have enough money to pay everything. So...
"SECURITY! THAT MAN IS TRYING TO STEAL FROM THE STORE!"
"Oh snap," Zexion said.

 

''wow I caused alot of chaos ^^ kol''

 

Saix was charging around with the hose spraying everyone. "Hey Demyx! You're a bit wet..."

 

''duh thats y im called the water nocturne..........''

Demyx them sprayed Saix

 

Saix was soaking wet and laughing loudly. This was great. He was really enjoying himself, and annoying certain people in the process. Demyx was really getting into the spirit of it. He found the buckets and filled them with water, balanced them on the shelves and knocked them so the water poured over anyone unfortunate enough to walk past.

 

"NO! NO! I DON'T WANNA DIE!" Zexion ran from the police officers and slipped on the water. Crashing into both Saix and Demyx, he grabbed Saix's feet and begged, "Saix! Make the mean police officers go AWAY!"