Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Xigbar was on one of the shelves, spying on Zexion. He'd already bought everything he wanted by now, and was waiting for the opportune moment when Zexion brought out his "Death Note" book. But, of course, he wouldn't bring it out unless he was being attacked.

He grinned. Exactly why I brought the knives... He pulled one out from between his teeth, took aim, and hurled it at Zexion. It landed right between his thumb and his index finger. Then he portalled off to another post that he could watch Zexion at.

 

Zexion stared at the knife, mouth open into a silent gasp.
Then grabbing it, he examined it, then snarled.
"LARXENE!" he shouted, summoning up illusions. "WHEN DID YOU GET THE URGE TO START THROWING KNIVES AT YOUR SUPERIORS!"

 

''shut up emo boy thats y ur the only one in the organization who has a stick as a weapon!''

 

"It's a book!" Zexion shouted. (Some people noticed that his incisors were especially prominent when he shouted) "See!" He summoned his book to show.

 

Saix roared with laughter. "What are you going to do with that? Send your enemies to sleep with a bed time story?"

 

Chibi A.X. cheered. "Horray! I am no longer the only chibi in this loony store!" Xemnas stared at his Chibi Angel and blinked. "Umm.. and who are you again?" Chibi A.X. lowered his head and sighed. "He's so drugged up on tylenol and advil he doesn't remember who I am... but then again... that's good."

Xaldin came back from the bathroom and stepped on a scale. "All right! I lost ten pounds in only 8 minutes! WOOT!!!" Chibi A.X. frowned at him. "Oh dear... he is officially anorexic, pretty soon he'll end up like Nicole Richie and the Olsen Twins combined however... that still isn't whole..." Xaldin grinned and went up to the intercom and announced. "Hey Everyone as in, any shoppers that are still here and are alive and sane and my fellow crazy Nobodies! I have a new diet plan for those who just can't get rid of them carbs! GUM!!! you still eat but not as much, plus chewing is such a good exercise for your jaw!"

Chibi A.X. stared in disbelief at the Whirlwind Lancer's behavior. "You... and EVERYONE IN THIS STORE, Namine aside, HAVE LAST YOUR MINDS!!!" he cried anime tears and flew away to the animal stuff section and cried into a kitty bed.

((( lol... Xaldin is bulemic.... XDDDD )))

 

"Here zexion if ya wanna get revenge this coffee should help!" Marluxia insisted.

 

Zexion stalked over to Xaldin. Grabbing Xaldin's hood, he yanked it down and pulled the strings to that the hood was taut.
"That is for interrupting my evil rant," Zexion snarled. He stalked away.

 

''demyx then put water on Zexion's book..........

''there, stupid book''

 

Xaldin pulled open his hood and glared at Zexion. "Evil rant? no wonder you, IV and V were stuck in the basement of the Castle. No one wants to listen to you. Heck, Axel, Marluxia and Larxene know that better than anyone."

Xemnas stared at Xaldin and shook his head. "I hate to say this but... I sort of agree with III." he secretly popped another 4 advil, wondering why Axel was the only survivor of the Chain of Memories massacre. XD

 

Zexion turned on Xemnas, eyes flashing with anger.
"And you can stop taking that medicine!" he shouted, snatching the medicine away from Xemnas. Throwing it in the trash, he kicked the trashcan into the street. Then he picked up his wet book and yelled, "WHO WET MY BOOK!" He glared at Demyx and shouted, "YOU, NUMBER NINE! You are going to pay for this!

 

While Zexion was chasing down Demyx, Xigbar saw his moment, and jumped down from the shelf, and snatched it away from him. "See ya, looser!" he shouted, grinning.

Quickly, he opened the bottle of gasoline, poured it over the book, pulled out the flamethrower, and.....

"CRAP!" Xigbar shouted. "I forgot to see how it works!" It was completely useless if he didn't know how to use it. Without wasting time, he started digging around in his pockets for a book of matches.

 

"HEY! I threw nothing!" Larxene protested, hissing. Namine hopped out of Saix's hands and followed Chibi .A.X. into the stuffed animal section, and sat down next to him, patting his head. "There there... at least you got a sensible person like me ta be with you" She coaxed, poking his halo for no reason.

 

demyx then snatched the flamethrower from xigbar and used it on the books and Zexion...............

''fire isnt my element but who cares! hahahahahahahaha now I kno how axel feels!!!!!!!!!!!!''

 

OOC: Who know what happens when Zexion gets angry? I mean, really angry.
BIC:
Zexion snarled. There went his weapon, and Demyx and Xigbar were to blame.
Holding out both hands, Zexion summoned a GIANT army of illusions, each one with a unique weapon that would cause PAIN! Zexion himself had given himself an illusion keyblade, and was steadily advancing on Xigbar and Demyx, who were now held down by millions of illusions.
And... well...
"ACK! ZEXION! THE KEYBLADE ISN'T STUCK THERE! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! MOMMY! MOMMY! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
*bangbangbang*
*PAIN*
OOC: Sorry, I had to RP one of the characters for the message to make it sound better.

 

Chibi A.X. wiped at his eyes and smiled. Namine was right. He then looked over and saw what Demyx did and sighed again. "Maybe I should overdose on tylenol and advil like Xemnas... he's taking the whole situation in stride." Xemnas sat down on the floor and summoned up one of his Aerial Blades. "Hmm... I am... the lord of the siths... hehehehe..." he began waving it around. Xaldin glanced at Xemnas. "You know, if you wave that fast enough, you can write your name." "Really?"

He did and spelled out his name. Xaldin grinned and grabbed Xemnas' arm and waved it fast, respelling his name. "M-A-N-S-E-X, there! Much better." Xemnas stared and shrugged it off. This made Xaldin mad. Xemnas was too drugged out to do anything which might serve to his advantage.

"If Xemnas is like this... then... that means..." He thought about all kinds of crazy crap he can do and Xemnas wouldn't do anything about it.

 

Xigbar screamed. "OWOWOW!!!!! No... Wait! Zexion, I need that to-- AGH!!!! Crap! I think that was a vital-- NO, NO, STOOOOOOP!!!! Ack! My other eye!"

He attempted to draw his guns out so that he could at least defend himself against Zexion's onslaught.

 

Marluxia then put a pot on xigbars head ."Target practice" he said swining doen his scythe...

 

''wow an army of illusons hey xigbar if their illusions then how can they hurt u?''

 

"No, don't do that!" Namine squeeled, clinging to chibi .A.X. "If you do that I won't have a smart person to play with!" She whined. She cried anime tears as she clung to him. Larxene snarled and attacked Zexion, zapping him repeatadly with her kunai. "EVIL!" She hissed as she tortured Zexion.