Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

((Hey guys...! XD; Great news...!

I AM alive...! :D

*dodges bricks and knives thrown at her head*))

Xigbar's scream could be heard all throughout the store. You could hear a lot of rapid footsteps, and BAM! there he was, running faster than the speed of light at the rest of the Orginization. His arm was held against his face as he ran, almost making him look like he was crying.

"AGH!!!!" he cried. "YOU GUYS GOTTA HELP ME!!!! HELP ME!!!!" He was almost hysterical. What in the world was up with that Freeshooter?

 

(*throws party fevers around her* Yaaaaaaay!)

Larxene shrieked. "HOLY!" She yelled, jumping out of the way of Xigbar. "What do you want, Patty the Pirate?" She teased, quinting at him. Chibi Namine screamed, got up, and ran in circles aroud Xigbar's foot for no reason.

 

"PATTY THE... THE...!" He shook his head, still pressing his arm to his face. "Ah, fuhgeddaboudit... Guys, I need your help...! Ya see... Um..." Oh crap... How the heck do I explain THIS?!

"Okay... Remember... Um... After Luxord made the little aisles go all domino-ish, I ran away right? So after a few minutes of wandering through the hallways, I was like, 'Man, I really gotta go to the bathroom now...' So I do, right? And when I come out, this KID! I'm tellin' you, he just popped up outta nowhere! Anyways, he jumps up, and is all, 'LEMME SEEEE!!!' and snatches my eyepatch right off my face!!!"

As he talked, his words got faster and faster until, by now, they were blending together and hardly making any sense at all. "And, and, and THEN! I was all, 'Hey, give that back little dude!' but he was FAST! IswearthatkidmustabeenhalfcockroachorsomethingcuzIlookupand,FWOOM!he's gone!But-but-butIneedmyeyepatchyouguysgottahelpmefinditor..." Everything from here on out was nothing but a runny mass of words squished together, completely unrecognizable.

 

Zexion stared, still drinking his soda.
"Oh, that might have been me who hired the kid," he said, rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment.

 

((are any characters open? if not, can I be a made-up?))

 

Deep... Dark... Still... Suffocating... Silence.

Xigbar turned his head to stare at Zexion. Beneathe the shadow of his arm, you could see an insane twinkle in his good eye. He grinned. "I'm sorry - You did WHAT...?" he asked in a dangerously low voice. The grin got wider, and his eye began twitching.

 

Saix cradled the chibi Namine in his arms. "What have you done Larxene. You'll pay for this." He kissed the unconscious chibi and cuddled her. Tears filled his eyes. "If I had a heart, it would be broken now" he whispered to Namine.

 

"We all know that," Zexion said, exasperated. Then, muttering under his breath, he said, "Physco." Turning back to Xigbar, he smirked and said, "I hired that boy to steal your eyepatch. I have it right here." He waved the eyepatch in front of Xigbar's face.
OOC: Something tells me that Zexion drank too much coffee, again.

 

Marluxia Who was still depressed from the loss of his stuff walked up to zexion.

"I have 2 things to say 1. Hrers some more coffee and 2. Wanna commit suicide together?"

 

(I don't think there are anymore open charecters... you can be a made up X3)

Larxene hissed and turned. She snatched Xigbar's eyepatch and snarled at Zexion. "Take his eyepatch again ILL MURDER YOU!? HEAR ME?! MURDER YOU!" She screeched, then dropping Xigbar's eyepatch on Xigbar's head. Namine opened one eye and poked Saix, giggling in her own chibi fied way. She fluttered her tiny wings with enjoyment.

 

"Thank... You...." Xigbar hissed. He said it to Larxene, but he was glaring directly at Zexion as he said it. This means war, Emo Boy... he thought, snarling. Turning around so that no one could see his face, he pulled the eyepatch over his eye again, and stalked off.

 

then demyx appered........

''uh...........hey u guys r looking lively!''

 

"Oh great, a psycho emo and now Mr. Manic. I feel like hitting something. Only who else will protect Namine?"

 

Namine yawned and fanned herself with a minature chinese fan, meaning she was bored."You know those kids in the Friday the Thirteenth movie? Those kids are so easy to kill. It's like they WANT to be. You could strangle them with a cordless phone!" She joked. Larxene nodded, giggled, and her giggles soon turned into wild bursts of laughter.

 

"FINE!" Zexion shouted. He turned away and eyed the coffee with distaste. "That last time I drank that, I had half the Organization on my tail," he said, pushing away the coffee. "And why would I want to committ suicide when I have a perfectly long life in which I still exist."
Stomping off, Zexion decided to go and find something to attack Xigbar with. Hm... the ginsus hanging on the wall in the cooking area seemed good enough.

 

Saix looked at chibi Namine with concern. She wasn't really making a lot of sense. He wondered if she had been hurt when she flew into him. Poor Namine, to be treated so badly.

 

"Hey Zexion" Namine snickered. "What's the sound of one hand clapping?" She asked, grinning at an easy answer retorical question. Larxene sat down and answered for him. "Nothing". Chibi Namine shrugged. "Retorical questions are always easy anyway..." She sighed.

 

Zexion rolled his eyes and turned around. Wandering away, he found an interesting book and started reading it. Hopefully Xigbar wouldn't get any bad ideas and come to attack him.
OOC: *hinthintnudgenudgewinkwink*

 

Xigbar was walking down the evil maniac\torture department of Wal-Mart, whistling a little tune as he examined everything on the wall closely.

He stopped in front of one display, and stroked his chin, looking thoughtfully at it. "Hmmmm...." He pulled down a jug of something. "Five gallons of gasoline... Fifteen munny..."

He pulled down some more things. "Throwing knives... 55 munny..."

He blinked, set down the knives and gasoline, and picked up something else, a dark shadow on his face. "Delux flamethrower... 120 munny."

He put them all in a shopping cart, and started walking off. "Figuring out a way to torch Zexion's beloved book..." he grinned.

"...Priceless."

 

Zexion sniffed.
Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. Sniff sniff sniff.
"My villains senses are tingling, and how come I smell the scent of sneakiness and items that can burn a book into a crisp," he said to himself.