Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Zexion rolled his eyes. Time to take matters into his OWN hands!
Stomping over to Namine, he snatched the chibi A.X., then ran. Kingdom Hearts, save me, he thought as he ran. He knew he would probably get a Xaldin, Namine, Larxene, and perhaps a Saix wanting to kill him now that he had chibi A.X.

 

Namine ran after him, tackling and biting his arm, making him let go of Chibi .A.X. She grabbed him, and ran off. She hid in the farthest corner of Walmart, both hands grasping tightly on Chibi A.X., curled into a ball position, leaning a little over her hands so it was hard to reach the chibi.

 

Chibi A.X. began crying anime tears but he only sniffed, he wouldn't cry. "Why is everyone after me? I am pure of heart! I didn't mean to mess with the doors and other things like that! I'm good! I'm sane! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HEARTLESS AND RANDOM, I'M A FLIPPIN CHIBI ANGEL OF A PSYCHOTIC MADMAN WHO HAS AN ALMOST FANATICAL OBSESSION WITH A GIANT HEART IN THE SKY!!!" He cried into his knees. He hated showing this weakness to anyone. But it would only get worse. Xemnas was already finished with the store's supply of Tylenol and began consuming the advil.

"I wonder why he hasn't died of a overdose or at least fallen asleep."

Xaldin was knocked out in a pile of red lacey lingerie.

 

Marluxia walked up to larxne "watcha doin?.." He was still onn his tutu.

 

Larxene turned and froze when she saw Marluxia. "Dude... just paint your cloaks pink... kay? You don't need to go into a ballet tutu.." She grumbled, turning around and ripping his butterfly wings off then grabbing his wand and snapping it in half and throwing it away.

 

Saix had stopped laughing and was now rocking backwards and forwards, clutching his knees. His eyes stared forward, focussed on a spot on the floor. He repeated over and over again "Why me?"

 

Zexion came over to Saix.
"Why you? Because everyone hates you. One: due to the fact you act as if you are in second in command when you are Number Seven. Two: You have a horrible temper. Three: You are physchotic."

 

"Go away emo. Go back to the library!" Saix was beginning to regain his composure, and the first thing to come back was his temper. "If you're so popular, how come you spend so much time on your own? Even Xemnas isn't fond of you. You mess up everything."

 

"I'm don't mess up everything and I'm not an emo!" Zexion protested. "I just took a few steps out of the mystery closet and suddenly all these rabid fangirls are all over me!" He shuddered at the thought, but went on with his rant.
"AND! It's not like I worship a moon! It is not like I follow Xemnas's every command, even if it leads to death! At least I have a brain and YOU don't!"

 

"Listen bookboy, you wouldn't know a good idea if it bit you on the nose. So I worship the moon, it's where my powers come from. You died before me. I was one of the last. At least I know what loyalty is. You're just a little sneak."

 

Xaldin ran over to them with, covering his mouth. "Ooooh, he got ya there Zexy." Xemnas walked over to the two, the tylenol and advil had made him sane again. "Number VI and VII, stop the diss wars. It will never end." Xaldin jumped up and down, grinning. "I got one! I got one! Okay, why is six afraid of seven?" Xemnas rubbed his head, "Not now III." and popped another 3 advils. "Cuz seven eight night! Get it? Get it?"

From a distance, Chibi A.X. yelled. "BAD JOKE DILAN, REALLY BAD JOKE!!!"

"My Chibi Angel has a point." there went another bottle of advil.

((( :D Xemnas is mellowed out... on tylenol and advil.... XDDDDDDDD)))

 

Namine walked over, atching from a little ways away. "Saix is right, Zexion. You're emo. You're silent, you're depressed, and don't think I haven't seen skull posters in your room" She protested defendingly. Larxene was now pulling Xemnas away from the medication. "Dude! Lay off that stuff If you wanna live and have a heart!" She snapped, pulling him up to the diss war, away from the medication aisle.

 

Xemnas looked at Larxene and nodded, but not before slipping a few bottles in his pocket and some in a dark portal for later uses. "How long have we been in this store? I've lost track of the time due to the undying randomness that has befallen on the Organization." Xemnas was really calm and collected. You could hit him over the head, scream in his face, throw food at him, he wouldn't care. Maybe the pills killed his Chibi Devil Heartless from within, that's why he wasn't acting up and causing chaos.

Xaldin scratched his head then went off to the bathroom to throwup out of sheer boredom. Chibi A.X. stood up in Namine's hands and watched Xaldin walk away. "Oh no, I think he's suffering from Bulemia." Xemnas looked over and nodded, frowning slightly. "Poor anorexic whirlwind lancer..."

 

"Poor Xaldin... but he's kinda weird, I mean the hair.. sideburns.. and all.. it's creepy" Namine sputtered, shivering. "At least nobody is after you" She said with relief, poking Chibi .A.X. gently.

 

"I'm not depressed! I'm... just... serious!" Zexion countered. He stomped away and shouted, "I'm going for another cup of coffee!"

 

"NO........MORE.............COFFEE!!!"

Saix had totally lost it. He now saw it as his personal duty to protect everyone from their vices and make them better members of the Organisation.

 

"Zexion, coffee isn't going to solve anything. Try to be more social, and maybe Everyone will stop calling you Emo" Namine advised, sitting down corss legged. She poked a few things before suddenly shrinking down into chibi form. "GOD DARN IT!" She cursed, jumping up and down angrily, waving her puny arms. Larxene stiffled a few laughs at chibi Namine on the floor next to her.

 

"Don't laugh at Namine, it isn't nice. Saix will have to tell you off."

Saix waved a finger at Larxene and gave her his best stare. He liked the new chibi Namine, and thought she just got cuter and cuter.

 

Larxene crouched down and poked Namine's chibi angel wings. "They're so sm-" She started before standing quickly up and svcreeching. Namine had bit down on Larxene's finger. Hard. She continued to screech and run about, waving her hand around and yelling. "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!". Soon enough she sent Namine flyng off her finger. Namine was dazed from being flung around, and then hit Saix when Larxene threw her off her finger. She fell back down to the ground with a plop! Her eyes were X's and her tongue was sticking out, acting as if dead.

 

Zexion came back holding a cup of soda.
"They were out of coffee," he explained, sipping the soda. He looked at Namine and asked, "What happened to her?"