Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Saix was getting very worried about Marluxia. He didn't mind the wings and the tutu, but the scythe would look out of place. "Hey, Marluxia! Perhaps you should get a different weapon now?"

 

(Lol... Namine woke up.. XD)

Namine turned for a moment and spotted Marluxia, her eyes widening. She half gasped before tumbling back on the couch and fainted. Any time she got too excited or saw somthing Uber weird or gross, she fainted. Yeah, it's weird. Larxene screamed and laughed at the same time at Marluxia. She was turning into a laughing riot. But soon enough, of course, she stopped, for at the last minute it fel like she was going to bust a gut.

 

Saix was worried about both of the girls. This latest madness seemed to be having an adverse effect on them. He kissed Namine's cheek and wandered over to Larxene with a bottle of water. "Here, you might need this."

 

Larxene snatched the bottle of water and crushed the top till it opened, then drank as much of it as she could before she shocked herself. "Ouch! I shocked myelf! Oh well!" She said before drinking the rest of the water in the bottle. After she drank the rest of the water she crushed the bottle and threw it, the bottle whacking Chibi X.H. in the head. "Namine still knocked out?" Larxene asked Saix, fiddling with the cap of the bottle.

 

" I've decided on my new weapon.... A fairy wand =D" Marluxia shouted

 

"Well, it's definitely more suitable for you with the new outfit. You have to admit the scythe ruins the look. Where will you get one?"

Saix found a glittery plastic toy wand in the toy section.

"Here you are Marluxia."

 

Chibi Angel Xehanort still laughed but soon stopped and looked over at the Xaldin and Xemnas brawl. "Oh dear, I better difuse the situation before it gets out of hand." He flew over and played his harp, playing the Organization's theme song. Xaldin and Xemnas stopped fighting and stared at Chibi Angel Xehanort. "D00d... that is really fruity." Said Xemnas who slapped his hands over his mouth. Did he actually say that? Chibi Angel Xehanort shook his head. "It seems your Chibi Devil Heartless is controlling you from within your bowels... ew... It's time for an emergency operation to remove the evil influence! Xaldin!"

Xaldin nodded and threw Xemnas on the ground, duct taping him on the floor. Chibi Angel Xehanort flew off and came back with a toy medical bag kit. He pulled out a plastic scapel and tried to cut Xemnas open but... it was plastic. "What am I doing? Xaldin, do the honors." Xaldin smiled sadistically as his lances flew around him. Xemnas could only mumble since his mouth was duct taped as well. When he was about to cut him open, Chibi Devil Xehanort's Heartless popped out of Xemnas via Aliens, with a top hat and cane and began singing.

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire. If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, and you'll be left alone. oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own!"

 

"Im worried about Namine.. She faints whenever she sees somthing freaky... it's gonna affect her one day.... heck people might use it as blackmail! But I doubt the blackmailing.." Larxene said worridly, then crossed her arms as she looked at Namine passed out on the couch.

 

Zexion stared at Marluxia.
"Cross-dresser," he muttered darkly, but then shook his head with disgust.

 

Chibi Angel Xehanort flew back to Namine with a japanese fan. "I'm guessing this is an on-going ailment. If only I could cure her of it but it seems I can only make it worse by doing random things to people." He jerked his thumb in Marluxia's direction then pointed at Xemnas. "They are a perfect example." He continued to fan her. Xaldin snatched up Chibi Devil X.H. and shoved him down Xemnas' throat. "I think things were better when he wasn't around." He said, duct taping Xemnas' stomach.

Xemnas broke through the duct tape with his aerial blades and glared at Xaldin. He threw him into the already destroyed gardening area, getting tangled up in some water hoses. Xemnas then focused his rage at his Chibi Angel. "You... little... kretin!" Chibi Angel Xehanort stopped fanning Namine to look over at Xemnas. "First of all, it's cretin, if you're going to threaten me, do it properly and second... I don't like you. You're evil." he resumed fanning Namine.

That did it. Xemnas stomped up to his Chibi Angel and raised his aerial blades over his head. He wanted to kill that thing so badly now and he didn't care who got in his way. He saw this and snapped his fingers, Xemnas was dressed like Marluxia only, he was strapped to a baby stroller. "And I did it again but it was so worth it!" Chibi Angel Xehanort exclaimed, grateful that Namine wasn't awake to see it but... when she wakes up, she'll probably see it anyway and faint again. He frowned. "Umm... maybe I should get Xemnas out of sight." He pushed the stroller all the way into the baby section and out of sight. He flew back and continued fanning.

 

''hahahahaha marly is a fairy now hes even more fruity hahahahahahahaha!''

 

Zexion gaped. That was an insult to Xemnas.
Snatching Chibi A.X. (Angel Xehanort), he stuffed the small chibi thing into the gallon of coffee he carried with him. Shaking up the closed bottle, he ran off to help his superior.

 

Larxene tackled Zexion, taking the container of coffee from him and zapping it so the coffee bubbled up and shot Chibi A.X. out. She grabbed the chibi and threw the container at Zexion and ran for it.

Namine was oblivious to everything going on, which was lucky because then she wouldn't see what was almost going to happen. Larxene kneeled down to Namine on the couch, slipping the chibi A.X. into her hands. "Hopefully, you'll be safe here..." She whispered, then darted away to poke Zexion with needles.

 

Zexion ran for it. Finding Xemnas, he helped him out of the stroller and handed him a spare Organization trench coat.
"You can use that," he said. Turning around, Zexions ummoned millions of illusions and sent them off to DESTROY chibi A.X.

 

Chibi A.X. was very grateful to Larxene and nodded shyly, he was slightly traumatized from being inside a coffee cup. "What has become of my fellow apprentice? Ienzo! You're a monster!" He curled up into a ball, still frightened.

Xemnas nodded to Zexion and hurriedly put on the coat. "I want that little thing captured LIVE, I have numerous torturous things to do to it." He said, a hint of malice to his voice. His Chibi Devil Heartless was seriously taking a toll on him from within and Xaldin was still tangled up in the water hoses, however, he summoned his lances again and cut through them. He then summoned his Dragoon Nobodies to counterattack the illusions in way very similar to the Lord of the Rings. He flew in front of Namine and Chibi A.X., imitating Gandalf.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

((( XDDDD LOL, I had to do it. )))

 

Namine twitched, opening her eyes. "Is.. Marluxia out of.. .the stupid tutu..?" She mumbled, sitting up with the chibi .A.X. in her hands. She looked up at Xaldin, confused. "What's going on?" She asked softley. "You're acting like people from the lord of the onion rings movie.." She yawned, then giggled a little at her mistake of speech.

 

Saix's brain went into overload. He was trying to take in everything going on, but failing miserably. It was all too surreal for him. He curled up in the corned and started to laugh.

 

"We must protect The One Chibi Angel from the insanely caffinated illusionist and the corrupted Sauron... err... I mean Mansex... ah... I mean Xemnas." He corrected his mistake.

Xemnas sent out his Sorcerer Nobodies to fight against the Dragoon Nobodies. "Stand aside III, I must have The One Chibi Angel to rule them all... errr... to torture."

Gawd, everyone was messing up on their speeches.

 

"Xemnas! You ain't doing nothing to this chibi!" Namine hissed protectivly.She wasn't going to let even the Superior hurt Chibi A.X. "Back off, MANSEX!" She snarled, growling lowley as she glared evily at Xemnas, Chibi A.X. still in her grasp.

 

"Like I said... you shall not pas---"

*WHAP!*

Xaldin went flying into the lingerie section from Xemnas batting him with a chair he randomly picked up. He threw the chair aside and stalked towards Namine and Chibi A.X. "Hand over my Chibi Angel or suffer like the Whirlwind Lancer!" Xemnas shifted his eyes to his right and saw the medications section. "Umm.. hold that thought... I need to... hmmm... TYLENOL!!!" He dived into the shelf containing A LOT of Tylenol and started consuming more than recommended.