Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

"Ill just watch, no snacks." She said, sitting down and laughing at Zexion's pain. Larxene had materialized the baseball bat into darts, and now was throwing them rapidly at him. Soon enough she went to whipping him with a broom. Namine couldn't help but fall backwards from where she was sitting, laughing her head off.

 

noticing namine's antics (sp?) marluxia looked up and saw zexion. He jumped up and kicked him square in the this "DO NOT DISS THE HAIR!" HE SCREAMED

 

Saix flicked his own hair unconsciously. "What's all the hair fuss about?" Of course his hair had been untouched and not insulted. Saix's answer to any of the insults would be 'destroy'.

 

Larxene thwacked Marluxia and hissed. Namine sat back up. "Well, at least he didn't insult me!" She mumbled gratefully, smiling as she watched Larxene and torchure both Marluxia and Zexion.

 

"IT'S STABBY TIME!!!" Xaldin sent 3 of his lances flying at Zexion, being careful not to get Larxene and Marluxia in the crossfire... well he sent another one at Marluxia. After all, his dreads were better than anyone eles's hair in the Organization. XD Xemnas simply stood behind Namine and Saix, arms folded in front of him. He smirked. "Well as long as they don't kill him, that's fine with me. I mean, I am not in the mood to start looking for a replacement number six or promoting anyone." Chibi Devil X.H. sat on his left shoulder and grumbled. "You should let them." Chibi Angel Xehanort sat on his right shoulder and played his harp. "You shouldn't speak or wish ill of anyone no matter how cruel they have been." Chibi Devil X.H. looked over at Chibi Angel Xehanort, "D00d... you're flippin fruity, probably more fruity than Marluxia." and begun to laugh as Chibi Angel Xehanort cried anime tears. Xemnas sighed, he really hated the chibi versions of himself. They made him look bad and as the leader of Organization XIII, it's important to look as intimidating as possible, he and everyone's mother knew that.

 

Zexion felt himself being mauled. He eeped and darted away.
"Namine! You drawing skills look like crap on a stick! Your hair is easy to mess up! Larxene pushed you into a wall! AND you totally screwed up the plan!" he shouted. "Marluxia fight is STUPID and he has a similar reaction command to the Grim Reaper! Larxene has stupid weapons that can be blocked REALLY easily. Xemnas name is an anagram of MANSEX! Saix is a Sailer Moon freak!" He dived underneath a table to avoid being attacked, then scuttle across the ground like a crab. The next second, you could hear is voice screaming over an intercom "AND XEMNAS HAS TWO CHIBI THINGS SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS TELLING HIM WHAT TO DO! HE NEVER DID THE ACTUAL SCHEMING BECAUSE, AS THE CLOAKED SCHEMER, I THOUGHT UP OF ALL THE PLANS! INCLUDING KINGDOM HEARTS!"
OOC: All this insulting I'm just J/King around.

 

"So what, she is so cute. Almost as cute as Namine? Is that the best insult you can come up with? No wonder you're always depressed Zexion."

 

To no one else, it seemed not much of an insult, but to Namine, it was torchure. "Really?" She murmered miserebly. Tears started to swell up in her eyes. She hid her face in her knees so no one would see her cry. Larxene had followed Zexion and now was stabbing him rappidly in the back with her kunai. "N'BODY, EVEN THE SUPERIORl, INSULTS MY WEAPONS!" She yelled in his ears while giving him a large shocking.

 

"LIKE ZOMG SAILOR MOON IS ON TV RIGHT NOW?" Marluxia screamed turning on the TV but sadly was'nt on "Why zexion you lying little...." he grumbled to himself.

 

"Everyone is more insane than me at the moment.....not right. I should do something, but I can't be asked....maybe I'll sit here and watch."

 

Zexion ran from Larxene, and hid behind Xaldin.
"SAVE ME!" he cried.

 

Xaldin slowly turned around to look at Zexion. "What?" He summoned all of his lances and then conjured up his tornado-dragon-like-thing-that-is-so-cheap-it's-barely-unblockable-and-does-insane-amounts-of-damage. XD He hopped on the dragon-thingy and ran over the Cloaked Schemer. Xemnas was LOLROFLMAOWTFHOMFGZBBQ while Chibi Angel Xehanort lowered his head in shame again and flew over to Namine and sat on her shoulder to comfort her. "There there, little one, I too feel sad from all of this madness and insults." Chibi Devil X.H. (Xehanort's Heartless, if anyone forgot. XD) shook his head and looked over at Namine. since Xemnas was busy LHAO, he might as well try to corrupt someone else. "Ooohhh Namineeeee..." Chibi Angel Xehanort stood up and pointed at him threateningly. "Don't you dare corrupt this innocent girl! I won't stand for it!" Chibi Devil X.H. merely laughed and said in a serious tone, "I challenge you... TO MORTAL KOMBAT!" The Mortal Kombat theme starts up and the two duke it out in front of her.

 

Zexion stared, then started running away. Stupid Xaldin. (J/K)
He created a bunch more illusions, then darted under a table to hide.

 

Namine peeked her eyes out from her arms and knees, then watching the motral kombat, she flicked the puny devil out of her sight. "Sooooo... you're Xemnas's good side.. technicly?" She aked the little angel tingy floating infront her. "I didn't know he had a good side to him" She mumbled, stiffling a laugh.

 

"He doesn't," Zexion said, appearing behind Namine. He grabbed the two chibis and waved them around.
"Stop it before I do something humiliating to both of you," he threatened.

 

Chibi Devil X.H. poked Zexion on his hand with his pitchfork making him let go. "No one imprisons darkness! Bwahahahahahaahaa!" He flew back to Namine, flying around her head. "Come on, little one! Let us create havoc!" Chibi Angel Xehanort struggled in Zexion's hand. "You stay away from her you devil! You will corrupt no more!" Chibi Angel Xehanort hit Zexion with his harp and flew towards Chibi Devil X.H., he hit him with his harp, sending him flying into Xemnas who was still laughing but... he went flying into his mouth. *GULP* Xemnas was and Xaldin continued to fly around the whole store on his wind dragon thing. "Did... did I just ate my chibi devil heartless?" Xemnas asked to no one in particular and then passed out. Chibi angel Xehanort did a peace sign in victory. "Evil is no more... well..." he looked around at the Organization. "...kinda...".

 

"Xemnas just ate... that little devil chibi of him?" Namine asked before stiffling a few laughs before turning to Zexion and hiss angrily at him. After she did she turned to the chibi angel Xehanort, gently poking his halo. "Lucky.. I could never get a halo around my head unless it was attached to my head or on it.." She said, resting her arms on her knees, then resting her head on her arms.

 

Zexion looked up, and went, "EEEEEEP!" He leapt behind Xemnas, and the two were blasted with Xaldin's wind-dragon-cheap-unblockable-undodgeable-kewl-pwnful-1337-ebil-thingy-of-DOOM!

 

Saix watched from a distance with increasing interest. Everyone was going mad and Zexion was just being a pain. He was the weirdest member of the Organisation anyway. He fought with a book. What did he think he was, a librarian? Saix laughed at the thought.

 

Chibi Angel Xehanort smiled. "I can give you a halo if you want." Xemnas was knocked out on the ground and Xaldin finally stopped his parade of windy dragoness. He walked up to the two with a look that said 'wtf?'. "You can do that?" Chibi Angel Xehanort nodded. "Of course, I can even make Xemnas skip merrily through a field of flowers and make him do the Hustle." Chibi Angel Xehanort snapped his fingers and Xemnas was up instantly and began dancing the hustle. "Now then, a halo for, probably the most sanest person here." He snapped his fingers again and a halo appeared over Namine's head. :D "Perfect! Would you like wings with that?" Xaldin almost laughed out loud. the Chibi Angel was acting like it was working at a Drive-thru. XD