Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

Luxord would cackle as he went down through the cereal isle, grabbing one to his liking. He grabbed it while zomming by, knocking down a few other boxes but didn't really care. He was BORN in causing messes in stores. He was so evil at his job too. When he got to the chips section near the soda, he grabbed a bag of chips, made a shifteye look, grabbed some shampoo, and opened both of them up. He had a devil's grin on his face when he poured some of the shampoo into the chips. He sealed it back up with nobody watching, taped it back up. He was good at his job; he made it look like nothing happened. He snickered and set it back down on the rack. "Ehehehe. They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin', tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty!" he sang. The song was majorly his theme, especially when he did deeds like this. A devil twinkle shown in his eye as he scooted off, giggling the whole time he did so.

 

Saix tried to ignore the others, though he knew they wre heading for disaster.

"At least I'm the sensible one. Xemnas will be pleased with me!"

He headed for the first aisle. At this rate he would move up the ranks with his superior behavior!

 

all of demyx's clones grabed everything in both saix's cart and luxord's cart and they left a kick me sign on saix's bac ^^

''hahahahahahahahaha i am the king of shopping hahahahahahaha''

 

"Demyx, you are sooo immature!"

Saix screamed and lost his temper.
He hurtled down the aisle after Demyx with a determined look on his face.

"You are sooo dead when I catch you!"

 

Xigbar whipped around a corner, and screached to a stop. He grabbed a bag of Cheetoes and took off again. He turned sharply again, and grabbed some marshmellows and took off to his next aisle. He grabbed a bottle of Coke, sighed and rested his hands on his knees, panting. This is taking too long... he thought, rubbing his chin. There's gotta be a faster, more efficiant way of doing this... Suddenly, his face brightened. He snapped his fingers, grinning and raced down to another aisle.

A few minutes later, he was whooping, whipping down the aisles at impossible speeds. He was standing up in the shopping cart in his surfing position. He had a broom in his hand, and every few seconds, he propelled himself forward by pushing the broom on the floor. He stood up to his tallest hight, raised the broom in one hand, and shouted, "COWABUNGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

somthing yellow swooped by demyx's cart. one by one, things were taken from it. When everything was gone Larxene appeared right infront of his cart with her electrical needle thingies

"Goin' somewhere, Demy?" She said, sending a shock of electricity into the cart, which shocked Demyx. "Luxord, take those chips back and LICK the shampoo out. You heard me. LICK. NOW" she demanded. She was almost like Saix, only she made everything right.

 

Luxord would blink as everything from his cart disappeared. Furious, he'd shout, "DEMYYYYYX!" in anger. Nevertheless, he got the perfect idea of...card surfing? Lux jumped into his cart, grabbing a mop that was nearby and propelled himself and went down the isle, although what he didn't know was that he was going down the same isle as Xigbar was. There was no way to stop or turn back. "ACK!" he said before Xigbar and Luxord's cart would collide. Luxord flew forward and did a 360 in the air, landing on his back with a loud soundaffect. "Ugh..." he'd say softly before giggling like a madman. "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"

 

"LUXXXXOOOOORRRRDDDD!!!!!!" Larxene boomed. "LICK THE SHAMPOO OUT OF THE CHIPS BAG OR I DYE YOUR HAIR PERNAMANTLY PINK!!!!!!!!" she yelled. she swooped infront of Saix's cart, putting a hand on the side of it making it stop "To me, Its like Xemnas, me and you are the only ones who can shop responsibly without destroying the store.

(note, though Namine isnt much of an org. 13, im gonna double as her because im trying to resist making Larxene do somthing madley insane)

Namine rose through the ailse while she was standing on the handle. She was light enough that she could easily balance and not make the cart tip. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" she yelled as the cart pushed her to the next aisle "Beat you to the cash register!" she called back to Luxord, giggling. Her cart was already half full.

 

Saix was charging after Demyx, furious. The 'kick me' sign had fallen off and he had noticed it.

"Demyx, you'll be wearing this trolley when I've finished with you!"

He charged round the corner nearly colliding with Luxord & Xigbar.

 

"Holy-" Xigbar flew from his cart, screaming and flailing his arms around like crazy. He crashed into a rack of food, and slumped on the floor, dazed. He rubbed his head, the world spinning before his eyes. "Ugh... What... What ha..." the rack started to tilt backwards. Xigbar's eyes got wide, and he turned his head backwards to see it fall into the one next. And that one into the next one and that one into the next. Scattered cries of fear and shock were hear through-out the store. Xigbar's eyes got as big as watermelon and he turned to Luxord as if asking, "Whell, what the hell do we do now?!"

((Finish later... gotta go now.. Bye. XD))

 

*grabs larxene's ipod* hahahahahahahahahahaha its mine now^^ *kicks saix* hahahahahaha ^^

 

"Why you little ......."

Saix loses is big time, haring around the aisles afer Demyx knocking Luxord and Xigbar flying.

"I'll make you dance!"

 

"WHY YOU LITTLE!!!" Larxene yelled as she jumped onto Demyx and grabbing her iPod back. She put on and turned on Sephiroth's theme song and smiled evily. She then grabbed Demyx by the shoulders and shocked him big time with her electrical needles.

Namine rode past yelling "Demyx needs a time oouuutttt!!". She rode up to luxord and dropped the bag of chips with shampoo in them into his cart "You heard Larxene, Luxord!" She giggled "Lick the shampoo off then chips or your hair goes pink 4eva!"

 

*hiding*
little do those imbeciles kno that those are water clones and not the real me while i hav a ps3 in my hands and no one can take it now to the cash register........


demyx ran out of hiding with a ps3.kh2FM, and KH3 ^^ in is hands

no one can catch me now ^^

 

"Want to bet, you will receive the maximum punishment available you idiot!"

Saix was growling at Demyx oblivious of anything else.

 

( FOXXIE! YOU STOLE MY IRL EVENT! xDDD )

Luxord would watch as the racks would go ontop of one another. He didn't care for what the rest of the org did, but he always messed around in Walmat. Walmart was his chaos home. He'd put his hands up in the air and screamed, "DOMINOEEEESSS" loud enough for the whole Walmart to hear. He giggled like a madman and walked over to Xigbar, helping him up first. "Woo! Let's cause more chaos! Ehehehehhee!" It seemed that Luxord looses his mind when he goes to Walmart. Just ask the workers at the last Walmart he destroyed.

 

*throws a pie in saix's face and take luxords daminoes* hahahahahahaha to the cashier!!!!!!!!^^

 

Saix charged ahead in a beserker rage, now blinded by pie, and ran straight into a display of baked bean cans. He fell to the ground buried by the remains of the display.

An angry groan erupted from the mess.

"Demyx! Wait until Xemnas hears about this. You will be grounded for a week!"

 

( He didn't HAVE Dominoes, he called the falling of racks dominoes. xD; )

 

"LUXORD!" Larxene yelled as she darted right up to him "Think fast!" She said as she shoved two handfuls of shampoo into his mouth along with a bar of soap "Destroy This walmart Ill tell Sora and He'll kick your butt!" She yelled in his face

Namine rode quickly towards the cash register with her cart full "I WIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!" She called back to the others. She laughed, and swayed her cart around and whipped past saix in one ailse, dumping a bag of cheetos crumbs all over and in is hair. She didnt care if he told Xemnas. He couldnt do anything bout it. Namine quickly swerved back around towards the row of cash registers, still striding on the cart with her on standing on the handle