Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

"I do not know Mini-Me... sometimes there are things out there that are not meant to be hit... I need a cookie or a pie, something." He then conjures up a bald cat Nobody and pets it. "Come Mr.Bigglesworth, let us get some pie."

 

"Mini-me want chocolate?" Saix was trying his best not to smirk. Xemnas was a little unstable at the best of times, but now he seemed to be losing all touch with reality. Saix held out a chocolate bar, hoping to be able to keep Xemnas where he was safe, i.e. where they could see him. Saix was seeing his rise to number one becoming more of a reality.....

 

"Chocolate is the food of darkness... dark chocolate, which is evil... and goes straight to your thighs, I'm sure Marluxia has had personal experience from that ordeal... bwahahaahahaahaha..." He laughed, very Dr.Evil-like, petting the cat but then he saw Saix then threw the cat away and startig petting Saix. "Mr.Bigglesaix... bwahahaahahaahahaa..."

 

hey xemnas i mknow you're real name and a 1 and a 2 and 123 go mansex oh mansex awhere are you oh mansex oh mansex my favourite noboy mansex oh mansex i give a bow to thee mansex oh mansex here's a cup of tea *gives xemnas a cup of tea* MANSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX tada" he then heard *game over* "huh what i lost by 2,000 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Saix could control his emotions no longer. He burst out laughing. You may have lost the dance off but you win the 'Mansex' poetry competition!

Saix clutched his side. He laughed so hard he fell over, and carried on laughing lying on the floor.

 

marluxia leant on xemnas' shoulder "so... wanna go to the boxing ring ?"

 

''*hugs larxene * my luv ^^ plz go on a date with me!''

demyx wanted all of the attaention........

 

Almost out of reflex, Xemnas' shot his left foot out, kicking Saix. He then looked over at Marluxia and smirked. "Boxing ring? Aren't you afraid that I'll mess up your pretty face or lets make this better..." Xemnas goes to the gardening area and looks upon all the flowers evilly. "Bwahahahaha..." he got his beamswords ready. "CRY ME A RIVER XI!!!" and starts chopping up and massacring the garden area.

 

"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" MARLUXIA SCREAMED T.T and grabbd his scythe and started slashing at mansex resentlessly

 

Namine helped Saix up. "You okay? Now don't bust a gut on me" She said, watching Marluxia and Xemnas literly murder eachother. "This isn't going to end up pretty.." She whispered. Larxene looked at Demyx with an odd look. "Uh.. I dunnnoooo..." She said nervously. "Mansex." Namine said and larxene was sprawled out on the floor, rolling and holding her stomach while she laughed her mind out.

 

"haha mansex i put a cut on you're forehead petal mountain!" he screamed and crushed xemnas under thousands of petals "now for the mansex song again MANSEX OH MANSEX OH MANSEX YOU ARE....

 

"He...he kicked me. I can't believe it. Thanks Namine for helping me. I think Mansex needs to seek help. He's losing touch with reality. I'll protect you from those two idiots."

 

".....MAAAAAANNNSSSEEEEXXXXXXXX tada boy that never gets old. so mansex wanna try beating me at fencing" *holds out two rapiers*

 

eh ? *looks over a manse... Xemnas an Marluxia fighting *heh mansex....is going lose *cheers for Marluxia *come on Marluxia kick Xemnas(aka mansex's
) *** *runs over to them thows in a gun *

 

*catches gun*" WOOOOOO yay i feel like xigbar". *points gun at xemnas while kicking his but* "GO MEEEEEE!"

 

Larxene sat ontop of one of the shelves. "I ain't coming down until one of you is decently non-ballistic!" She protested, crossing her arms with a "humph". Namine sighed and shook her head then threw her arms in the air. "Boys..." She sighed angrily walking away to a queit corner of the store where everyone else WASN'T rampaging.

 

"Hey, I'm not rampaging!" Saix looked disgruntled. "I thought I'd leave it up to them."

 

"RAWR! I shall POWNZERS you now!" Jumps up in the air and summons red lasers that surround Marluxia. (Ie; the final sequence with Sora and Riku in the final battle.) "FIRE!!!" Shoots red lasers.

 

"HEY, THIS IS GETTING DANGEROUS! THERE ARE GIRLS HERE!"

Saix was getting mad and worried. Xemnas was getting totally out of control. He had no idea how to stop the fight and knew that if he entered in then it would escalate even more. Someone could get hurt.........

 

marluxia saw the lasers heading toward him and laughed.He them surrounded himself in petals which absorbed the lasers.