Org. XIII in Wlamart XD (rpg)

"SAIX! YOU'VE GONE MAD WITH RANDOMNESS!!! STOP THIS CONTRAPTION NOW OR YOU'LL BE DEMOTED TO NUMBER VIII!!!" *Sees the tools aisle* "No, nevermind." *Stands up on cart and points in the direction.* "TO THE HARDWARE AISLE MIGHTY STEED!!!" *Saix zooms to the aisle and stops the cart sending Xemnas flying into a shelf of paint cans.* "..........oh bloody terrific, I have paint on my newly dry-cleaned cloak... AND IT'S PINK!!! OH KINGDOM HEARTS, STRIKE ME DEAD WHERE I STAND!!!"

 

(Lmao. Sure you can.)

 

Saix grinned manically. "Pink suits you Xemnas". He whizzed down the same aisle from the opposite direction having spun Xemnas around. Saix never thought to ask Xemnas if he felt sick. The paint loomed again......

 

"This day has not been good for me... I must be getting old... NO! You are NOT getting old Xemnas! You are hot, you are sexy, you are..." *suddenly puts on a tiara and cape* "PRINCESS MANSEX!!! BWAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAA!" Picks up a chainsaw and turns it on then runs down the aisle swinging it around madly.*

"THE WALMART CHAINSAW MASSACRE! BETTER THAN THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!!! MWAHAAHAAHAHHAAHA!!!!"

 

Namine shrieked in fright when she heard the loud noise of a chaisaw. Larxene yelled her head off. "XEMNAS!! GIMME THAT!" She yelled, chasing after Xemnas and his chainswa rampage. Almost everyone in the store hadleft, and the workers there were hiding or running away.

 

"NEVAR!!! KINGDOM HEARTS TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!! NOT A BLONDE GRASSHOPPER WHO IS VERY CRUEL BEYOND ALL BELIEF AND ALL REASON!!!" *Trips and chainsaw goes flying around the entire store, nearly cutting off all the Nobodies and workers heads.* "....darn, I missed." *Sees he is in the Barbie's section and started playing with barbie dolls.* "MY SCENE BARBIE! ...You are a rip-off of the Brats Dollz... UNACCEPTABLE!!!" *Uses red lightsabers to destroy the barbie doll aisle.* "I POWNZERS THE PASTEY-FACED PRICK!!!" *Falls asleep in a ripped up barbie tent.*

 

as he watchs xemnas sleep he walks over to Larxene an talks to her * whoa he's crazzy

 

demyx walks up to xemnas and puts flower stickers on his face.....

''chill out dude ^^''

 

*Mumbles in his sleep* "Nnnn... oh yeah... you complete meeee... ZZZZZzzz... Kingdom Hearts.... wuv you... Ansem the Wise... must burn... I am smarter than yoououuouuou... Awww... Sai-chan... Sai-chan.... you complete me... ZZZZZ"

 

Larxene nodded. "Yeah. I say he needs mental help" She sighed, watching Xemnas sleep. She crossed her arms and shook her head, then walked off "Now wheres that chainsaw...". Namine somehow had the left side of her hair fixed suddenly. "Yipee!" She cried with delightment.

 

"Uh, who needs mental help?" Saix stopped being a lunatic and looked at Larxene. "I don't need help, I need to shop." He ran off again.

 

"ow" *just recoveres from nimine's kick* "rofl nice hair larxene"

 

''*hugs larxene * larxene my luv will u go out with me ^^''

 

"hey how can you love her you have no heart *gasp* TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

"Demyx, behave like a nobody. We don't have hearts. Kingdom Hearts, where is my heart?"

Saix began to cry.

 

"it's ok saix we'll find them someday" even if we have to force the brat to get us them

 

"We shall make him suffer if need be. We know how to injure hearts."

Saix stopped crying and composed himself. Lets go to the electrical gadget department.

 

"yay i can steal a ps2 and that new game kingdom hearts and kill sora 5million times out of the need for a heart =]"

 

uh i been found my heart so i can love again ^^

 

watchs saxi walk away * where is every one ?