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i was fixing a retaining wall, and i fell down it and tore off the whole nail on one of my toes, any help??

 

Uh, get off kh-vids and go to the hospital?

 

If you're still stuck down the well, I'd call the fire department, they're normally good at these sort of situations. If you put the nail on ice it will eventually grow a new foot.

 

Ienzo, wall not well.

WaLL WeLL​

 

Okay, get the nail and place it in the center of a pentagram. Next, draw a Solomon Hexagram on the ground around you. Proceed the chant the words, "Yod Heh Vov Heh" several times while thinking the name of the toenail fixing demon, Set, who will then come and reattach your toenail. Be sure to have at least three human sacrifices ready for him. He won't come to the Assiah plane just to fix a toenail after all. You need to give him reason to go back to the Atziluth plane.

 

I like where this is all going. XD lol.

 

haha one, i threw the toenail away and two, it aint bleeding, it just hurts lik hell

 

I may have to sig this xD
I love you guys sometimes xD

But on another note, put some jelly beans on that foot.

EDIT: Actually sigged you guys xD

 

lol its so true.

 

You don't have to be mean about it D: I just misread it.

 

Aww, Ienzo don't be sad... I would offer you some jellybeans, but they've been on my feet. I embraced the weirdness and started wearing them as shoes. Very tasty shoes.

 

So when did you summon the demon then?

 

Sounds nice, interesting choice of footwear I must say. I prefer to use jelly babies as they're softer and the powder provides grip.

 

The powder would give more grip, whereas jelly beans just give you blisters :(
Have you ever tried wearing cotton candy slippers?

 

Sketchers, I have your next shoe.

 

If you sell that idea to Sketchers and they get some super-skinny pretty famous girl to be on the posters, I will blame you. Unless that girl was someone I like xD