Oni Giri(Demon Slash)

Stephen opens the janitor's closet door and sees Lara right in front of him.

"Took you long enough."

"Huh?"

Lara grabbed Stephen's shirt and pulled him closer.

"What the?...." Lara had kissed him. He tried to push away put couldn't.

 

Jamei snickered "Looks like my problem may be over." she muttered to herself.
"What?"
"Oh nothing."
"Fine then..."

 

Stephen sees Jamei. "Hmmmmmmmm!!" he tried to get her to help him. Suddenly he felt something wrong. He pushed away from Lara. "What the hell?! Why di you posses her Jaspar? Wait? I just kissed a guy! I think I am going to be sick."

"You figured it out then?"Jaspar asked.

 

Jamei giggled "Yaoi."

 

"I am going to kill you, you b*stard!"

"Not now. But wait til this afternoon. Why do girls have to wear heels?" Jaspar asked Jamei.
"Yeah why do they?"

 

Jamei sighed "If you want the sciencey explanation: Most of a girl pharmones are released through the top of her head right? That's why women are shorter than men. It's either so they reach the guy's nose faster or so they skip the nose depending on the situation. Or the real reason: They look awsome and it's a rite of passage. A way of growing up I guess."

 

"That is just dumb. Anyway, We will fight, but not today." Jaspar walked off.

OOC: is that really why?

 

OOC- Pretty much, from what I've figured. I just wear them coz I'm a shorta** I'm like 5'4...

"I think the oestrogen's getting to him..." She smirked as Jaspar stormed off as Lara.

 

OOC: speeding things up hope you don't mind

BIC:Stephen spat for what seemed the 100th time. "Why did he have to kiss me?" He asked on his way home.

 

OOC- No I don't mind. Are Jamei and Dein still with you?

 

OOC: most likely.

 

OOC- OK ^^

"Hey, he kissed me as well..." Jamei muttered

 

OOC: sorry but had to take a shower.

BIC:"Actually he kissed you only foir a second. He kissed me for more than 30."

 

"I bet you secretly enjoyed it. Experimentation and all that." She cackled evily.

 

"No I did not." Stephen saw something fly toward the ground. It was heading for Stephen's house. "Noooo!!!!" Stephen ran toward his house.

OOC: watching Dane Cook on youtube
Why women win fights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoSsPWgEAw&feature=related

 

OOC- I've seen that LOL Dr Cox lies! Dane Cook is funny! And it's kinda true. You're as stupid as your father...

"What the..." Jamei muttered in shock

 

OOC: my father was a brilliant man!

BIC:BOOM!!

Stephen reached the ruins of his house. He saw a lone figure. "You! I am going to kill you!" Stephen ran at Lara/Jaspar.

OOC: g2g

 

OOC- LOL. Ok see ya, I won't be on tomorrow. I've got to go shopping and then we're gonna see the Aladdin Panto. So see you saterday.

 

"Stephen!" Jamei yelled trying to catch his arm but failing. Being knocked over in the process, but luckily Dein managed to catch her before she hit the ground. "Thanks..."
"No problem..."

 

ooc: yay Dein's still around!!!! recape plz?